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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2600 on: January 11, 2015, 09:57:46 am »
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God, I hope that if you spend $15,000 on cables (and that is not impossible, between speakers, interconnects, D/A converters, etc.) that you don't shop for THAT brand.  There are MANY much much better choices.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2601 on: January 11, 2015, 03:10:59 pm »
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Don't forget the $15000 gold-encrusted diamond-coated Monster cables, forged in Mt. Doom, then assembled on the ISS for special vacuum-proofing.

Hmm, I do have a problem with vacuuming my cables.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2602 on: January 11, 2015, 09:12:49 pm »
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2603 on: January 12, 2015, 03:44:48 pm »
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2604 on: January 12, 2015, 03:49:21 pm »
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eHalcyon, which parts of the web do you usually hang around? Because I wanna go there.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2605 on: January 12, 2015, 04:05:25 pm »
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I'm just hanging around on tumblr.

Probably a lot of these things showed up first on 4chan or reddit though.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2606 on: January 12, 2015, 04:17:12 pm »
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Reddit is a good place to share humour. Here, you can get maybe 20 or 30 internet points for a good joke. There, you can get thousands!
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2607 on: January 12, 2015, 04:38:14 pm »
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thousands!



(it would be better with captions... but all of you already know the words, right?)
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2608 on: January 12, 2015, 04:46:42 pm »
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I for one don't know the words...
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« Reply #2609 on: January 12, 2015, 04:55:22 pm »
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I for one don't know the words...

You don't recognize it?  That's the scene where Frodo says, "One does not simply walk into Mordor".  But the colour is off.

No wait, that's Gandalf.  So the caption is, "With great power comes great responsibility".
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2610 on: January 12, 2015, 04:57:18 pm »
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I for one don't know the words...

You don't recognize it?  That's the scene where Frodo says, "One does not simply walk into Mordor".  But the colour is off.

No wait, that's Gandalf.  So the caption is, "With great power comes great responsibility".

It's Dumbledorf, and the quote is, "I sense a great disturbance in the force."
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2611 on: January 12, 2015, 04:59:57 pm »
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It's Noah, and the caption is "We're gonna need a bigger boat".
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2612 on: January 12, 2015, 05:00:48 pm »
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I've only seen the LotR films once, and mostly don't remember a lot of them due to watching all three at once. So I can only guess one of the characters says the word thousands at some point, probably. It doesn't seem like an iconic or recognisable scene.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2613 on: January 12, 2015, 05:01:32 pm »
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Tens of thousands.



From the dawning of the Second Age of Random...it seems so long ago now, almost as if a dream...
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2614 on: January 12, 2015, 05:17:20 pm »
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Nonono, it's Dracula saying "Twice the pride, golden the gun!"
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2615 on: January 12, 2015, 05:20:18 pm »
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It's definitely Michael Corleone, saying "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2616 on: January 12, 2015, 05:21:05 pm »
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[Pokemon comic clipped]

Can someone make this funnier for me?
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2617 on: January 12, 2015, 05:23:06 pm »
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I think the end text should just be "Rekt"
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2618 on: January 12, 2015, 05:35:38 pm »
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[Pokemon comic clipped]

Can someone make this funnier for me?

It's actually not a comic for humor.

The pokedex entry for Cubone says that it wears the skull of its dead mother.  In the original Pokemon games, there is a subplot at one point where you actually encounter an orphan Cubone as well as the ghost of a Marowak (the evolved form of Cubone) who was killed by Team Rocket.  When you defeat the ghost Marowak, it says that her soul has finally moved on.

Because of that and a similar plot in the anime, millions of children were traumatized.  The comic just expounds on the tragic backstory of Cubone.  All the pokemon games also feature fossil pokemon.  You can obtain fossils of extinct pokemon and then have them brought back to life at a lab.  So here, Cubone hears about this science and is asking for the researcher to bring its mother back to life by using the skull.

In fact, this back story is apparently common to all Cubone.  If you think about it though, that makes no sense.  But it's just one more reason to believe the theory that the pokedex is being written by these adventurous children who really have no idea what they're talking about.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2619 on: January 12, 2015, 05:59:41 pm »
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I for one don't know the words...

*Sigh* I'll bite.

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It was an epic scene, personally I can't hear someone talk about "thousands!" without adding "tens of thousands" (EDIT: then "dundunduunnn... DUN-DUN-DUN!") in a deep voice.

I might have taken some artistic license with my quote though.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2620 on: January 12, 2015, 06:02:13 pm »
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It's actually not a comic for humor.

The pokedex entry for Cubone says that it wears the skull of its dead mother.  In the original Pokemon games, there is a subplot at one point where you actually encounter an orphan Cubone as well as the ghost of a Marowak (the evolved form of Cubone) who was killed by Team Rocket.  When you defeat the ghost Marowak, it says that her soul has finally moved on.

Because of that and a similar plot in the anime, millions of children were traumatized.  The comic just expounds on the tragic backstory of Cubone.  All the pokemon games also feature fossil pokemon.  You can obtain fossils of extinct pokemon and then have them brought back to life at a lab.  So here, Cubone hears about this science and is asking for the researcher to bring its mother back to life by using the skull.

In fact, this back story is apparently common to all Cubone.  If you think about it though, that makes no sense.  But it's just one more reason to believe the theory that the pokedex is being written by these adventurous children who really have no idea what they're talking about.

That's actually really sad and really awesome.  They need more real things like this in cartoons.

Like the opening montage of Up.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2621 on: January 12, 2015, 07:21:11 pm »
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[Pokemon comic clipped]

Can someone make this funnier for me?

Add "in bed" to the end.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2622 on: January 12, 2015, 07:31:44 pm »
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[Pokemon comic clipped]

Can someone make this funnier for me?

Add "in bed" to the end.

"My mother is dead, could you use this skull to bring her back to life... in bed?"
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2623 on: January 12, 2015, 08:45:18 pm »
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Because it's relevant.
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Re: Random Stuff Part II
« Reply #2624 on: January 14, 2015, 04:13:15 am »
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