Also, you have to be rich/posh to go to boarding schools.
I'm neither if those , tables is a northerner to my knowledge so is unlikely to have done so either. And well Tinas is clearly a chav!
My good sir,
There are absolutely no requirements to be rich or posh at my boarding school. We offer the best education to any and all who would come and receive it. Tuition is at the low rate of $2,000 per semester. Now, the costs of running such a fine institution for such a low rate may or may not be recouped by teaching the students the great value of hard work. Now, you may have heard that we use our students as our personal servants, but let me assure you that these stories are utter fabrications of the truth. We instead keep them under strict supervision as they work hard every day
for 12 hours in our factory to improve their great young minds. We also allow them plenty of fresh air
to work outside in the cotton and tobacco fields for sports, recreation, and any other imaginative things they can think of. We also offer the best food that could be had anywhere in the world
provided that there have been no complaints from our taskmasters. In fact, our students are so excited to be here that they rarely go home for holidays
especially after we began locking the gates and posting guards. In conclusion, I urge you to reconsider your opinion about boarding schools and give the National Boarding School for Hard Workers a chance.
