Why would Wandering Winder want Wishing Well when Wither Weaver wishes "Wishing Well" with Wishing Well?
Well, Wandering Winder would wish "Wishing Well" when wishing "Wishing Well" wins.
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"Why wish Wishing Well?" Wither Weaver wondered while watching Wandering Winder work. "Wayward wishing?"
"Watch." Wise Wandering Winder whistled while winning. Wither Weaver waxed weaker. "Wishing warty, wicked Witch was weak. Wishing Warehouse was wimpy. Wishing Wishing Well was warranted" Wandering Winder whispered while webcasting.
"Woah!" wailed woeful, wholly wearied, weeping Wither Weaver. "What weird wishing! Whimsically wonderful! Winning without warning!"
"Whoopee!" went Wandering Winder. "Welcomed win!" Wither Weaver was walloped.
Weakened Wither Weaver wrote Wandering Winder's worldly wisdom words, wowed.
Wizard Wandering Winder wakefully waited; waited; waited. "What's wrong, Wither Weaver?"
"Wrestling with writing w's. Website won't work." Wither Weaver's whitespace waned. "Whatever. Wasn't worth writing."