Topic: Really bad card ideas (Read 1869946 times)

ConMan · « **Reply #4625 on:** August 14, 2016, 08:22:34 pm »

Hmm.

Now and at the start of your next turn: Reveal the top 4 cards of your deck. Put the revealed Victory cards into your hand. Put the other cards on top of your deck in any order.

I suppose it's a thing?

AdrianHealey · « **Reply #4626 on:** August 14, 2016, 08:24:02 pm »

If you make it like +2 actions now and +1 action next turn, I may evne consider buying it.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4627 on:** August 15, 2016, 08:45:33 pm »

Well, we might as well name them.

Fish Vendor
Action-Duration
Cost: $4

Now and at the start of your next turn: Now and at the start of your next turn: +$1

(Arguably, there should be some +1 Actions in there somewhere. But I left that out. Also, I upped the price to $4.)

~~Delayed Villagratory~~ Village Caravan?
Action-Duration
Cost: $4 <6>
Now and at the start of your next turn: +1 Card, +1 Action

(Is it against the rules to use villages for this experiment? Overall, I'm getting the feeling that whenever you lose an action and repeat next turn, the result is usually $1 stronger, if not $2.)

Witherweaver · « **Reply #4628 on:** August 16, 2016, 02:38:34 pm »

Pepper the Moon
Event
Cost: $4

+1 VP

Return a Victory card from the Trash to the Supply.

Tables · « **Reply #4629 on:** August 17, 2016, 06:57:37 am »

Quote from: Minotaur on August 15, 2016, 08:45:33 pm

(Is it against the rules to use villages for this experiment?)

In the RBCI Thread, any card idea is permissable.

majiponi · « **Reply #4630 on:** August 17, 2016, 09:25:45 am »

Quote

Marriage
cost <6> - Event
Once per game: Choose one:
gain a Victory card;
or gain two cards costing up to $5;
or trash any number of cards from your discard pile.

Seprix · « **Reply #4631 on:** August 17, 2016, 01:32:18 pm »

Marriage
Event $5

Gain a Spouse from the Spouse pile.

Spouse $0

+$2

Flip a coin. If it is tails, gain a Curse.
--------------------------
If this is in your hand at any time during your turn, you must play it.

And if you don't like your spouse, simply trash, or divorce them.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4632 on:** August 17, 2016, 02:07:19 pm »

Quote from: Tables on August 17, 2016, 06:57:37 am

Quote from: Minotaur on August 15, 2016, 08:45:33 pm
(Is it against the rules to use villages for this experiment?)

In the RBCI Thread, any card idea is permissable.

Scout with Ronald Reagan photoshopped in as the image. PROBABLY NOT.

mail-mi · « **Reply #4633 on:** August 17, 2016, 02:52:46 pm »

Divorce
Event - $3 <4>
Trash a Gold from your hand. Gain a Curse.

King Leon · « **Reply #4634 on:** August 21, 2016, 03:33:34 pm »

Quote from: Witherweaver on August 16, 2016, 02:38:34 pm

Pepper the Moon
Event
Cost: $4

+1 VP

Return a Victory card from the Trash to the Supply.

I haven't laughed so hard for a long time.

Muskrats
Types: Duration (not Action)
Costs: $3
At the begin of your next turn:
+ 1 Card, Gain a Muskrats. Trash a card from your hand other than Muskrats (or reveal a hand iof all Muskrats)
--
When you discard this, immediately play it.

Marcory · « **Reply #4635 on:** August 21, 2016, 06:10:43 pm »

Whack Action

+3 Cards
You may trash two cards from your hand or discard pile.
If you do, Choose 1: Gain a Mole from the Mole pile, or gain a Curse.

Mole Victory

2 VP
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This is not in the supply.
When you trash this or discard it from cleanup, put it on top of your deck
If this is in your discard pile at the end of the game, -4 VP.

AdrianHealey · « **Reply #4636 on:** August 23, 2016, 01:58:21 pm »

Hitman - $5 (Event)

Kill your opponent to your left at the end of his next turn. Gain a duchy.

singletee · « **Reply #4637 on:** August 23, 2016, 02:01:07 pm »

Build
Action - $3
+1 Action
Gain a Victory card costing up to $3.

AdrianHealey · « **Reply #4638 on:** August 23, 2016, 02:02:41 pm »

Quote from: singletee on August 23, 2016, 02:01:07 pm

Build
Action - $3
+1 Action
Gain a Victory card costing up to $3.

Shoul dbe a splitpile with rebuild

Minotaur · « **Reply #4639 on:** August 23, 2016, 02:16:56 pm »

Guac
Action
Cost: $3

You may return a Mole from your hand to the Mole ~~pile~~ hill. If you do: +1 VP and take a coin token.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4640 on:** August 23, 2016, 06:15:45 pm »

I move to make Guac the bottom half of a split pile with Whack, now that I think of it.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4641 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:30:15 am »

Model
Action
Cost: $1

Gain a card costing up to $2.

Repossession
Action
Cost: P$7

The player to your left reveals the top card of their deck, trashes it, and gains a card of your choice costing up to $2 more, putting it into their hand. Immediately after this turn, the player takes an extra turn in which you see their hand and make all their choices for them, and you gain any card they would have gained. Cards they trash during that turn are instead set aside and returned to their discard pile at the end of the turn.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4642 on:** August 24, 2016, 10:03:40 am »

The Thing That Does The Stuff
Cost: P<1>$1 +(P,$,<>)
Event

For each $1 that you overpay, you may place any card you would discard from play on top of your deck at the start of your cleanup phase. Each time you do, trash a card from your hand.
For each P that you overpay, +1 VP.
For each <> that you overpay, take a coin token.
(You do not have to pay equal amounts of each currency.)

eHalcyon · « **Reply #4643 on:** August 28, 2016, 09:50:04 pm »

Quote from: Asper on August 26, 2016, 07:40:39 pm

Transmute could have cursed opponents when you trash a Potion and/or when you trash a copy of itself.

Transmit
Type: Action-Attack
Cost: Potion

Trash a card from your hand.
If it is an…
Action card, each other player gains an Estate
Treasure card, each other player gains a Transmute
Victory card, each other player gains a Copper

Aleimon Thimble · « **Reply #4644 on:** August 29, 2016, 06:21:49 am »

Quote from: Witherweaver on August 16, 2016, 02:38:34 pm

Pepper the Moon
Event
Cost: $4

+1 VP

Return a Victory card from the Trash to the Supply.

Thanks, now there's coffee on my screen and my coworkers are looking at me weirdly.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4645 on:** September 02, 2016, 10:30:52 pm »

Mercury The Water
Event
$5

Trash the Supply. Each player dies in real life.

majiponi · « **Reply #4646 on:** September 06, 2016, 12:23:29 am »

Quote

Relddep
cost $2* - Action
+1 Action
+$3
At the start of Clean-up this turn, if you played a Treasure in this turn, return this to its Supply.
This costs $1 more per Treasure card you have in play.

Minotaur · « **Reply #4647 on:** September 06, 2016, 12:54:22 am »

Edict of Yrusaert
Action
Cost: <6>

+1 Card
+1 Action
+$1
If you gain a Victory card this turn, you may place this card on top of your deck at the start of your cleanup phase.

Marcory · « **Reply #4648 on:** September 06, 2016, 01:12:14 am »

Sea Haggler Action-Attack

+1 Action

When this is in play, when you gain a card, each other player discards the top card of his deck, then gains a card costing less than the gained card, putting it on top of their deck.

Cursesmith Action-Attack

When this is in play, Curses are worth one less

Estatesmith Action

When this is in play, Estates are worth 1 more

Unfairgrounds Victory

When scoring, if the game ended after your turn, +10 for each differently-named card in the your deck.

mail-mi · « **Reply #4649 on:** September 06, 2016, 01:15:43 am »

Quote from: Marcory on September 06, 2016, 01:12:14 am

Cursesmith Action-Attack

When this is in play, Curses are worth one less

I'm actually wondering how this would work as an actual card....

Hex Action $5

Each other player gains a curse. Put this on the Hex mat.
--
When scoring, Curses are worth 1 less per copy of Hex on the Hex mat.

Clarifications: The Hex mat is universal, and Hexes don't return to your deck at the end of the game. (don't count for gardens, vineyards, etc.)

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