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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3750 on: June 09, 2015, 07:23:21 am »
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Minting Party
Event
Cost: $5

Trash three Treasures you have in play.  Gain a copy each of two Treasures you have in play.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3751 on: June 09, 2015, 07:56:01 pm »
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Ratacombs - Action

+1 Card
+1 Action

Gain a Ratacombs.
Look at the top two cards of your deck. Choose one: put them into your hand and trash a card; or discard them, +2 Cards, and trash a card from your hand.
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When you trash this, +1 Card and gain a card costing less than this.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3752 on: June 09, 2015, 09:50:19 pm »
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Death Cartographer
Action
Cost: $5

+1 Card
+1 Action
+$5
Look at the top 4 cards of your deck.  Discard any number of them, trash any number of them, and put the rest on top in any order.  If you did not trash an Action card, trash this card.

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When you gain this, gain two Ruins.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3753 on: June 10, 2015, 03:35:02 am »
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Horn of Party

Action
Cost $5
+1 card
+1 action
Choose a number from 1 to the number of differents cards you have in play (including this). Do this as many times as the number chosen. Reveal your hand, then reveal cards from top of your deck until you reveal a card that isn't in your hand, put it into your hand and discard the rest. If you put a Victory card into your hand this way, trash this.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3754 on: June 10, 2015, 09:53:16 am »
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C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker
Action
Cost: $8

Play this as any other $8 Card in Dominion.  This is that Card until it leaves play.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3755 on: June 10, 2015, 11:45:26 am »
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Prossession
Action
Cost: $9P

The player to your left takes two extra turns after this one, in which you can see all cards he can and make all decisions for him. For each card he would gain on those turns, instead you gain a card costing exactly $1 more; any cards of his that are trashed are set aside and returned to his discard pile at end of turn.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3756 on: June 10, 2015, 12:40:45 pm »
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Pro Session
Action
Cost $10 P

Add King's Court, Goons, Masquerade and Chapel into the Kingdom if they aren't already there.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3757 on: June 10, 2015, 12:59:55 pm »
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Dumb Minion
Action
Cost: $3

Discard your hand, +4 Cards, and each other player with at least 5 cards in hand discards his hand and draws 4 cards.


Geocache
Treasure
Cost: $6

$3

When you buy this, gain the card under it and you may return a card from your hand to the supply.
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Setup: Add an extra Kingdom card pile to the Supply. Shuffle a Geocache into each Kingdom pile.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3758 on: June 10, 2015, 01:05:47 pm »
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Therapy Session
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Cost: $10

During the player to your left's next turn, ask him how he feels about Masquerade pins.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3759 on: June 10, 2015, 03:43:24 pm »
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Prose Session
Action
Cost: $7

+1 Action
+$1
Play up to three Treasures from your hand twice each and then trash them.  Spend all of your $.  +1 card for each $ spent.


Chancelling Party
Event
Cost: $4

Put your deck into your discard pile.  Take two coin tokens.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3760 on: June 10, 2015, 07:40:22 pm »
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Beat Poet
Action - $3

Don't worry about your cash, man, it's all good. Just draw however many cards feels, like, right, y'know? *bongos*
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3761 on: June 10, 2015, 08:10:34 pm »
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Beat Poet
Action - $3

Don't worry about your cash, man, it's all good. Just draw however many cards feels, like, right, y'know? *bongos*

Wishing Well much?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3762 on: June 10, 2015, 08:31:03 pm »
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Twitter - Action - Attack - Duration

At the start of each of your turns for the rest of the game, choose one: Gain a Followers from the Prize Pile, putting it into your hand; each other player reveals his hand, trashing any revealed Followers. You gain all of the trashed cards, putting them into your hand; or each other player discards down to three cards in hand and you gain an estate.
You may play any number of Followers from your hand.
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Setup: If the Prizes are not in the Kingdom, add them to the Kingdom. All Prizes are named 'Followers' and have the following text: +2 Cards. Gain an Estate. Each other player discards down to three cards in hand and gains a curse.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3763 on: June 10, 2015, 10:40:32 pm »
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Gamer Gate
Action-Reaction
Cost: $2

+2 Cards

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If another player plays a Reaction card in response to an Attack, you may reveal this card.  If you do, the other Reaction is invalid, because you may claim that the Attack was not an Attack and that they were just playing the victim card, or that if it was an attack, then it didn't have anything to do with any of the people in the room and you shouldn't be painted with the same brush as them.  If the player attempting to react to the attack is female, you may pretend that you earned +1 VP.

Set-up:  Each human player counts as two players, each having their own deck as usual.  At the end of the game, you are whichever virtual player under your control earned more VP.  If you were Player 1 and you won the game, explain that first-player advantage is a myth, then play another game as Player 1 with Gamer Gate in the supply.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3764 on: June 11, 2015, 04:46:01 pm »
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Party Hat
Event
Cost: $1

+1 Buy
Reveal cards from the top of your deck until you reveal a Scout.  Discard the revealed cards.

If you discarded a Scout:
Look at the top 5 cards of your deck.  Discard three of them, and put the others on top in either order.

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When this Event is in the game, you may put a Scout in play without playing it during your Action phase.  If you do, look at the top 5 cards of your deck, discard three of them, and put the other two on top in either order.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3765 on: June 11, 2015, 05:54:31 pm »
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Gamer Gate
Action-Reaction
Cost: $2

+2 Cards

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If another player plays a Reaction card in response to an Attack, you may reveal this card.  If you do, the other Reaction is invalid, because you may claim that the Attack was not an Attack and that they were just playing the victim card, or that if it was an attack, then it didn't have anything to do with any of the people in the room and you shouldn't be painted with the same brush as them.  If the player attempting to react to the attack is female, you may pretend that you earned +1 VP.

Set-up:  Each human player counts as two players, each having their own deck as usual.  At the end of the game, you are whichever virtual player under your control earned more VP.  If you were Player 1 and you won the game, explain that first-player advantage is a myth, then play another game as Player 1 with Gamer Gate in the supply.

I can't tell which side you're insulting, but it's still funny
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3766 on: June 12, 2015, 08:54:31 am »
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Pillagiarism
Event, cost $7
Each other player with 5 or more cards in hand reveals his hand and discards a card that you choose and you gain 2 Spoils from the Spoils pile.

Copy of Mint
Action, cost $5
You may reveal a Treasure from your hand. Gain a Copy of Mint
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When you buy this, trash talk about how you should play.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3767 on: June 12, 2015, 11:00:45 am »
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Making Fun
Action, $90

Each player gains +2 Disappointment
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3768 on: June 12, 2015, 11:04:56 am »
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Making Fun
Action, $90

Each player gains +2 Disappointment

This card really needs *a lot* more work. And at 90$, it's crazy expensive.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3769 on: June 12, 2015, 11:28:09 am »
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Party Party
Event, cost $4
Choose an action card in the supply or in your hand. Look at the top 5 cards in your deck. You may consider each of them either as in your hand, on top of your deck or in your discard pile as you solve the action.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3770 on: June 12, 2015, 03:44:18 pm »
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Party Pooper
Reaction-Shelter
Cost: $1

You may discard this card at the end of another player's buy phase.  If you do, that player sets aside the top two cards of their deck, shuffles their discard pile into their deck, and discards the set aside cards.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3771 on: June 16, 2015, 08:16:07 pm »
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Steam Sale $3 Action
While this is in play, all cards cost 75% less.  You can buy as many as you want, but you'll probably never even play most of them.  When you buy a card with this in play, you may gain a Trading Card.

Trading Card $1 Action
It's kinda fun to collect, you guess.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3772 on: June 16, 2015, 09:11:22 pm »
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Swamp Haggler - Action - Attack - Duration - (5)
+(2)
Until your next turn, when any player buys a card, you gain a non-victory card costing less than it.
At the start of your next turn: +(3)

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Ratacombs-Catcher - Action - Reserve - (2)
+1 Card
+1 Action
Put this on on your Tavern mat.
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At the start of your turn, you may call this, to trash a Ratacombs from your hand.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3773 on: June 16, 2015, 09:57:50 pm »
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Steam Sale $3 Action
While this is in play, all cards cost 75% less.  You can buy as many as you want, but you'll probably never even play most of them.  When you buy a card with this in play, you may gain a Trading Card.

Sneaky Publishers
$4 - Action
You may buy any number of cards at half their cost (rounded up).

While this is in play, all cards cost twice as much.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #3774 on: June 16, 2015, 10:43:23 pm »
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Steam Sale $3 Action
While this is in play, all cards cost 75% less.  You can buy as many as you want, but you'll probably never even play most of them.  When you buy a card with this in play, you may gain a Trading Card.

Trading Card $1 Action
It's kinda fun to collect, you guess.

Now you need an internet connection to play, and if someone plays Dominion in the next room over, you have to quit your current game.

Unless...

Offline Mode
Action
Cost: $3

As long as you know where this card is, you don't have to be online to continue playing without the drawbacks.  Sort of, I think.  Most of the time, unless it doesn't work.  Unfortunately, you can never seem to find this damned card.
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