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[Marcory]

That spiraly thing - Action - Victory - $0
+1 Card
+1 Action
+2 Coin
+3 Buys
+5 Cards
+8 Actions
+13 Coins
+21 Buys
Discard 34 cards.
Worth: 55VP
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When you gain this, trash up to 89 cards from your hand or discard pile.

FTFY

FTFY some more.

Edge case: you don't want this in a Possession game
Other edge case: Golem+procession in your deck (is it worth spending $11 on a card that might get trashed after one use--unless it actually does give you 55 VP).
Other edge case: if it actually trashes this much, it doesn't combo well with Fairgrounds.

[ashersky]

That spiraly thing - Action - Victory - $0
+1 Card
+1 Action
+2 Coin
+3 Buys
+5 Cards
+8 Actions
+13 Coins
+21 Buys
Discard 34 cards.
+55 VP tokens.
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When you gain this, trash up to 89 cards from your hand or discard pile.




Fixed again, and much better.  Edge case now where you don't want it?

[Minotaur]

That spiraly thing - Action - Victory - $0
+1 Card
+1 Action
+2 Coin
+3 Buys
+5 Cards
+8 Actions
+13 Coins
+21 Buys
Discard 34 cards.
+55 VP tokens.
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When you gain this, trash up to 89 cards from your hand or discard pile.




Fixed again, and much better.  Edge case now where you don't want it?

When you gain this, gain 144 Curses from the Curse pile.

Setup:  Add 233 Curses to the Curse pile.

[Awaclus]

Fixed again, and much better.  Edge case now where you don't want it?

Your opponent Swindles it into a Curse and you lose by 1 VP.

[ashersky]

Fixed again, and much better.  Edge case now where you don't want it?

Your opponent Swindles it into a Curse and you lose by 1 VP.

Funny thing is, you don't want to buy the second one until you play the one you have.  I don't think it's actually possible to Swindle, because you buy it T1, trash everything, draw it on T2 as your only card, then play it, then buy it, etc.

Game over in 10 turns if it isn't mirrored.

Edge case: Your opponent opens with Masquerade.  He forces you to pass it to him to win the split.

[Witherweaver]

Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action-Reaction

You may trash a treasure card from your hand.

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When you would gain a card, you may reveal this from your hand.  If you do, instead gain an Action card costing up to the cost of the card you would have gained.

[Joseph2302]

Scout

[silverspawn]

Scout

it's not though, it's just too weak, the idea is totally fine

[Wrclass]

Embarrassy $5 Action
Discard 5 cards
+3 Cards
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When you gain this each other player may look at you and say, "Newbie"
You may then look embarrassed.

[silverspawn]

Chancellor 2.0
Action - Attack - 3$
+2$
you may put your deck into another players discard pile.

[mail-mi]

Chancellor 2.0
Action - Attack - 3$
+2$
you may put your deck into another players discard pile.

Chancellor 3.0
Action-Attack-$4
+$2
You may put another player's deck in your discard pile.

[heron]

Masquerade 2.0

+2 Cards
Each player passes his deck to the left at once.
You may trash a card from your hand.

[dominator 123]

Masquerade 2.0

+2 Cards
Each player passes his deck to the left at once.
You may trash your deck.

FIFY

[Awaclus]

Masquerade 2.0

+2 Decks
Each player passes his deck to the left at once.
You may trash your deck.

FIFY

FIFY

[brokoli]

Masquerade 2.0

+2 Cards
Each player passes his deck to the left at once.
You may trash a card from your hand.

Would be cool to throne room it.

[silverspawn]

Zookeeper - Action - 4$
Reveal your hand. Each other player gains a menagerie, buffalo

[Kirian]

That spiraly thing - Action - Victory - $0
+1 Card
+1 Action
+2 Coin
+3 Buys
+5 Cards
+8 Actions
+13 Coins
+21 Buys
Discard 34 cards.
Worth: 55VP

FTFY

Is VP worth is always the first thing listed on the hybrids?  I feel like it is, but maybe I'm wrong?  Is the VP above or below the coin in Harem?

Welcome to f.DS, where a completely ridiculous fan card in the "bad cards" thread is nitpicked based on the order of text on Dominion cards.

[AdamH]

Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action-Reaction

You may trash a treasure card from your hand.

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When you would gain a card, you may reveal this from your hand.  If you do, instead gain an Action card costing up to the cost of the card you would have gained.

Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$4 Action

Gain a Silver.
Look at the top card of your deck; discard it or put it back.
Draw until you have 5 cards in your hand.
You may trash a card from your hand that is not a Treasure.

[Witherweaver]

Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action-Reaction

You may trash a treasure card from your hand.

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When you would gain a card, you may reveal this from your hand.  If you do, instead gain an Action card costing up to the cost of the card you would have gained.

Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$4 Action

Gain a Silver.
Look at the top card of your deck; discard it or put it back.
Draw until you have 5 cards in your hand.
You may trash a card from your hand that is not a Treasure.

What you did there, see it I did.

[AdamH]

Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action-Reaction

You may trash a treasure card from your hand.

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When you would gain a card, you may reveal this from your hand.  If you do, instead gain an Action card costing up to the cost of the card you would have gained.

Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$4 Action

Gain a Silver.
Look at the top card of your deck; discard it or put it back.
Draw until you have 5 cards in your hand.
You may trash a card from your hand that is not a Treasure.

What you did there, see it I did.

I could have just listed Fishing Village, Spice Merchant, Forager, and Warehouse, which I actually think are much better than that thing because they're all non-terminal, but I'm trying to get my Respect/Posts ratio up to at least 1 and I'm SO CLOSE! I can only afford to make posts that are nothing-but-snark at this point.

Anyone wanna help a brah out?

Here, maybe this will help:

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Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action-Duration

+2 Actions
+$1

At the start of your next turn:
+1 Action
+$1

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Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$4 Action

You may trash a Treasure from your hand. If you do, choose one:
+2 Cards and +1 Action; or
+$2 and +1 Buy.

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Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action

+1 Action
+1 Buy
Trash a card from your hand. +$1 per differently named Treasure in the trash.

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Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action

+3 Cards
+1 Action
Discard 3 cards

[Witherweaver]

Yeah, well, my joke was that Jack is so cool but it keeps giving you that pesky silver~

[Tables]

I could have just listed Fishing Village, Spice Merchant, Forager, and Warehouse, which I actually think are much better than that thing because they're all non-terminal, but I'm trying to get my Respect/Posts ratio up to at least 1 and I'm SO CLOSE! I can only afford to make posts that are nothing-but-snark at this point.

Anyone wanna help a brah out?

[pacovf]

I'm trying to get my Respect/Posts ratio up to at least 1 and I'm SO CLOSE!

Why aim for a ratio of one when you could have a ratio of... 3? Try asking WalrusMcFishSr, he has reverse-engineered the respect-giving subroutine in the FDSMember-OS. Be quick, he is on his way to world domination and might not answer questions once he gets there.

...alternatively, start a new account, empty the supply in three turns, and never touch that account again.

[luser]

I could have just listed Fishing Village, Spice Merchant, Forager, and Warehouse, which I actually think are much better than that thing because they're all non-terminal, but I'm trying to get my Respect/Posts ratio up to at least 1 and I'm SO CLOSE! I can only afford to make posts that are nothing-but-snark at this point.

Anyone wanna help a brah out?

Here, maybe this will help:

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Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action-Duration

+2 Actions
+$1

At the start of your next turn:
+1 Action
+$1

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Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$4 Action

You may trash a Treasure from your hand. If you do, choose one:
+2 Cards and +1 Action; or
+$2 and +1 Buy.

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Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action

+1 Action
+1 Buy
Trash a card from your hand. +$1 per differently named Treasure in the trash.

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Jack-in-Engine Enabler
$3 Action

+3 Cards
+1 Action
Discard 3 cards

That are not jacks cards as they are too specialized. A proper card is following:

Jack-in-Engine
$3 Action


Gain action card costing up to 4, if you do so
+1 action
You may trash a treasure card from your hand.
Draw until you have five cards in deck.
Reveal top card from your deck. If it is action card
play it.
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When you gain this each opponent gains a gold.


I added attack part specially for shecantsayno.

[Axxle]

Scout

Believe it or not this by itself has been posted one other time in the entirety of this thread.