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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2400 on: April 09, 2014, 12:19:37 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, card trashes you.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2401 on: April 09, 2014, 12:42:36 am »
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I think this should be its own thread.

I Soviet Dominion, topics stay on threads.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2402 on: April 09, 2014, 01:50:09 am »
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Autocorrect made that "The Soviet Zog", so I guess I have to do that now.

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Bomb, Cannon, and many of the Gunpowder cards can strongly effect gameplay, particularly in a destructive way

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2403 on: April 09, 2014, 10:07:31 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, actions play you.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2404 on: April 09, 2014, 10:20:39 am »
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2405 on: April 09, 2014, 10:34:44 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, you wipe the floor with Chuck Norris.

Am I doing it right?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2406 on: April 09, 2014, 10:53:41 am »
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No but who cares?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2407 on: April 09, 2014, 11:40:51 am »
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In Soviet Dominion, you wipe the floor with Chuck Norris.

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You are rightly doing it wrongly.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2408 on: April 09, 2014, 01:17:06 pm »
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2409 on: April 09, 2014, 01:25:47 pm »
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Should I create a "'In Soviet Dominion...' thread discussion" thread too? Well? What do you want? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2410 on: April 09, 2014, 03:23:47 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, reaction card reveals you.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2411 on: April 09, 2014, 03:24:19 pm »
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In Soviet Dominion, Possession Kings Courts you
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2412 on: April 09, 2014, 07:24:06 pm »
+5

It's fun how sometimes you see a pair of words and you immediately know what a Dominion card by that name would do.

Grand Feast
$5 Action
Trash this card. Gain a card costing up to $6.
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You can't buy this if you have any Copper in play.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2413 on: April 09, 2014, 08:14:52 pm »
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Counterfate
$5, Treasure
+$4, +1 buy
Look at the top 4 cards of your deck. You may trash a copper from them. If you do, discard the other cards. If you don't, you lose.

Womenagerie
$3, Action
+1 action
Reveal you hand. If all female characters present on all pictures of the cards are different, +3 cards. Otherwise, +1 card.

Horde
$6, Treasure
Worth $2
While this is in play, when you buy a treasure, trash a victory card from the supply

Dwharf
$5, Action attack duration
+2 cards, gain a spoils
At the start of your next turn :
+2 cards, each other player gains a ruins

It's because Franz Vohwinkel illustrated Marauder as a dwarf, or I think so. And, talking about dwarves...

Loanister (who always pays his debts)
Treasure, $3
Worth $1
When you play this, you may trash a treasure you have in play other than a Loanister.
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At end of game, this is worth -1000 VP.

BTW : I'm not a huge fan of A Song OIAF, but what I think first when I think to it is to (in 1st season of tv series) : Tyrion locked in the sky cell in the Eyrie. Yeah, there are many battle/sex/schemes scenes, but they are kinda boring when you watch several of 'em in a row...
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2414 on: April 10, 2014, 01:48:49 am »
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Penitent Hermit

Cost $3

You may trash a Treasure from your hand or discard pile.
Gain a card that is not an Action, Victory, or Treasure.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2415 on: April 11, 2014, 10:33:44 am »
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Mint $5
Action
Trash a Treasure card from your hand. Gain a Treasure card costing up to $3 more than it, putting it into your hand

Mine $5
Action
You may reveal a treasure card from your hand. Gain a copy of it.
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When you buy this, trash all treasures you have in play.

And another one not related:

Ozle's 42 $2
Action-Reaction
+2 cards
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When another plays plays an attack card, you may reveal this from your hand. If you do, you are unaffected by that attack.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2416 on: April 11, 2014, 10:42:10 am »
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Mint $5
Action
Trash a Treasure card from your hand. Gain a Treasure card costing up to $3 more than it, putting it into your hand

Mine $5
Action
You may reveal a treasure card from your hand. Gain a copy of it.
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When you buy this, trash all treasures you have in play.

And another one not related:

Ozle's 42 $2
Action-Reaction
+2 cards
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When another plays plays an attack card, you may reveal this from your hand. If you do, you are unaffected by that attack.

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2417 on: April 13, 2014, 06:25:56 pm »
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AFK (awesome fantasy knight)
Action attack knight, $5
If the Knight pile is empty, gain a card costing the same or less. Otherwise gain a knight + regular knight effect.

YMCA (Young mountebank curser awkward)
Action attack, $4
+$1
Each other player may reveal a copper from his hand. If he doesn't, he gains a curse and a copper.

WTF (Wharf too far)
Action duration, $6
Now and at the start of your next turn : +3 cards.

RPG (Radical plan to green)
Action, $6
Choose one : set aside any number of treasures from your hand OR trash all the treasures you've set aside, +$3 and +1 buy per trashed card this way
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While this is in play, victory cards cost $1 less (not less than $0)

FTFY (Find the f***ing yens)
Treasure, $6
+$2
You may make a reference to a Japanese anime or video game. If no one finds it, +$1 per player in the game.

IURL (InUnavoidable Rabble Launcher)
Action attack, $6
+4 cards
Each other player reveals the top 4 cards from top of his deck. He puts back the victory cards on top of it in any order and discards the rest.

YOLO (Yet Obviously Likeable Online)
Action, $6
+2 cards.
Count your total number of victory cards in your deck and in your discard pile. +1 card for every 3 cards between them (rounded down).

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2418 on: April 14, 2014, 11:56:20 pm »
+2

Wtf is my favorite
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2419 on: April 15, 2014, 12:07:02 am »
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OMG (Only Menagerie Game)
Cost: 0

If this card is played from the Black Market, then trash it and perform the Setup for this card.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2420 on: April 15, 2014, 12:22:52 am »
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Wtf is my favorite
1111 posts! don't post anything else (outside of forum games) and keep it that way!
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2421 on: April 15, 2014, 12:23:57 am »
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Strongly Worded Letter
Action - Attack
$0
Rudely and loudly insult each other player. Every other player gains a Strongly Worded Letter. If this card is in play, during your Clean-Up phase, trash it.

Setup: This pile contains 20 cards, not 10.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2422 on: April 15, 2014, 12:24:57 am »
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Wtf is my favorite
1111 posts! don't post anything else (outside of forum games) and keep it that way!
Sorry.
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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2423 on: April 15, 2014, 12:25:10 am »
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Wtf is my favorite
1111 posts! don't post anything else (outside of forum games) and keep it that way!

We should find 143 of his posts to unvote, then he'll have 1111 respect as well!

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Re: Really bad card ideas
« Reply #2424 on: April 15, 2014, 03:10:21 pm »
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FML (Find My Laboratory)
Cost: 4

+1 action
You may discard a Treasure card from your hand.  If you do, reveal cards from the top of your deck until you reveal a Laboratory. Put it in your hand and discard the other revealed cards.
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