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[dondon151]

Of course, what if you're playing against a girl?

A crotch shot against a female still hurts a lot.

[eHalcyon]

Memory Aid--$2
Action
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+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!

[Witherweaver]

Memory Aid--$2
Action
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+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!

But once you've made one, it's kind of just like Minting it to get the rest of them...

[Awaclus]

Memory Aid--$2
Action
----
+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!

Don't worry, some of your jokes are good!

[sudgy]

Memory Aid--$2
Action
----
+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!

Don't worry, some of your jokes are good!

What about Mine?

[Asper]

Memory Aid--$2
Action
----
+$1
While this is in play, you may scrawl notes on your belly using your own blood.

This card turned morbid fast.   

After playing Memory Aid, you may wish to play Band of Aids.

I expected to read "Band Aid"...
Edit: Or is that the same...? (non-native english speaker)

This is a joke that works on several levels...

This type of joke explanation was funny once, like a bad pun.  Now, every time it's posted, I want to ask theory to add a "punch user in the nuts" button next to the respect button.

Better than all the Mine jokes... At least explanations take a little effort!

Don't worry, some of your jokes are good!

What about Mine?

Kill me now.

[SirPeebles]

Some of you are so determint to keep that joke alive.

[GendoIkari]

Some of you are so determint to keep that joke alive.

Hey, the fault isn't Mine!

[Witherweaver]

Some of you are so determint to keep that joke alive.

You might say this subject is a humor Gold Mine.

[GendoIkari]

Some of you are so determint to keep that joke alive.

You might say this subject is a humor Gold Mine.

Which might turn into a humor Platinum Mine...

[Tables]

PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP!

*foetal position*

[SirPeebles]

Throne Room - Island - Mine - Mint.

There.  Now they are gone.

[mail-mi]

Minte
You may reveal and trash a treasure card from your hand. If you do, gain a copy of it and gain a treasure card costing up to $3 more than it.

[Warfreak2]

Punch in the Nuts $6
Reaction
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When another player tells an overused joke, you may reveal this from your hand.  If you do, discard this card, and punch that player in the nuts.

This is political, if two players both tell (or everyone in the thread each tells) an overused joke, you can only punch one of them.

[AJD]

Ironmonger : Wishing Well :: Ironworks :

Wishing Melth
Action: $3

Name a card.
Gain a card costing up to $4. If it is the named card, put it into your hand.

[Witherweaver]

Punch in the Nuts $6
Reaction
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When another player tells an overused joke, you may reveal this from your hand.  If you do, discard this card, and punch that player in the nuts.

This is political, if two players both tell (or everyone in the thread each tells) an overused joke, you can only punch one of them.

Well it would most likely happen one at a time, and you wouldn't know if another player is going to tell an overused joke after the first player does, so you probably just want to use it when you can.  Once you've used it, other players can joke with less risk (though maybe you piledrove these things because you're a sadist), but that also applies to the player that just got nut-punched.

I made it discard so you couldn't keep revealing it and continually punch one player in the nuts.  But you could make it reveal, and if that player hasn't been punched in the nuts yet this turn, you may punch him in the nuts.  That also prevents multiple players from reacting to the same joke with multiple punches, which could be particularly brutal.

[AJD]

Action phase : Buy phase :: Village :

Coupon
Treasure: $1
worth $0
When you play this, discard 3 cards.
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When you buy this, +$1 and +2 Buys.


(Yes, you can autopile it at any time if you want to. This isn't the good card ideas thread. But, you know, using Village gets you an extra action at the opportunity cost of not having something for $3 that increases your buying power; using Coupon carries the penalty of junking your deck with a Treasure Confusion.)

[Powerman]

Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

[sudgy]

Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

This is probably the most political card I've ever seen.

[WanderingWinder]

Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

This is probably the most political card I've ever seen.

Or the card which plays most differently solitaire.

[sudgy]

Actually, this is an even more political card:

Name
$0* Action
Have a lengthy political argument with your opponent(s).  If you win, +3 Cards, +2 Actions.
_______

Due to inflation, add $1 to this card's cost every turn.

[Powerman]

Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

This is probably the most political card I've ever seen.

Noooo it's the highest skill card ever created.

[Witherweaver]

Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

Spin The Bottle

(same thing but you spin for a random opponent)

[markusin]

Band of Covers v.1
$5 - Action - Attack
Choose one: +3 Cards; Trash up to 4 cards from your hand; Choose an Action card in your hand. Play it twice; +$2
Each other player discards down to 3 cards in his hand.

[Kirian]

Kiss(h)er
$3
You may kiss your opponent on your left.  If you do, + 1 Card, +1 Action.  If (s)he reciprocates, +1 Card, +$1.

This card is best used in Strip Dominion.