Topic: Really bad card ideas (Read 1866574 times)

Minotaur · « **Reply #3225 on:** January 12, 2015, 05:22:55 pm »

Quote from: pacovf on January 12, 2015, 12:12:28 pm

Put an axe in his hand and I'll give you an upvote.

Awaclus · « **Reply #3226 on:** January 12, 2015, 05:59:18 pm »

Quote from: Minotaur on January 12, 2015, 05:22:55 pm

Put an axe in his hand and I'll give you an upvote.

Burning Skull · « **Reply #3227 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:35:24 am »

Code: [Select]

Howl Of Darkness - $0
Action - Curse
Worth -1VP
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Set this aside on your Darkness mat.
For every copy of this on your Darkness mat vanilla bonuses on Ruins get +1 to their initial value.

Minotaur · « **Reply #3228 on:** January 14, 2015, 05:08:25 pm »

Quote from: Minotaur on January 12, 2015, 05:22:55 pm

Put an axe in his hand and I'll give you an upvote.

Whoops, I forgot that TMC stars a Machete murderer, not an axe murderer. I derped. I guess you could use the movie DVD instead of the cutting weapon and exploration tool. Upvotes can't be taken back because I made a promise (even though your interpretation clearly defied the capitalization of my request).

Rubby · « **Reply #3229 on:** January 20, 2015, 04:05:05 pm »

Pile Driver
$2 Action

Gain a Pile Driver.
_______________

When you gain this, play it.

Seprix · « **Reply #3230 on:** January 20, 2015, 06:03:06 pm »

Deserted Island

Action-Duration

Pretend as if you were on an island with no food with your opponent(s). Each player eats a card in turn order, and the last player to eat the last card in the Kingdom wins the game. All other players die. Kind of like the 'floor is lava' kind of death.

eHalcyon · « **Reply #3231 on:** January 21, 2015, 12:03:33 am »

Quote from: Seprix on January 20, 2015, 06:03:06 pm

Deserted Island

Action-Duration

Pretend as if you were on an island with no food with your opponent(s). Each player eats a card in turn order, and the last player to eat the last card in the Kingdom wins the game. All other players die. Kind of like the 'floor is lava' kind of death.

Desserted Island

Pretend you are on an island with lots of ice cream. +5 cards! But the ice cream is melting, oh noooooo. Reveal your hand, trash the victory cards and discard the rest.

jaketheyak · « **Reply #3232 on:** January 21, 2015, 12:14:23 am »

Witchy Woman
$5 Action - Attack

+2 Cards
Each other player gains a Curse card

When you play this you must sing the chorus to 'Witchy Woman' by The Eagles

Minotaur · « **Reply #3233 on:** January 21, 2015, 01:24:43 am »

Jerry Seinfeld
Cost: $0
Reaction

When another player plays Witchy Woman, you may reveal this card. If you do, then you are unaffected by Witchy Woman until someone says "by the Eagles". If someone does, then you reply, "oh, witchAY woman, right."

SwitchedFromStarcraft · « **Reply #3234 on:** January 21, 2015, 01:51:01 pm »

No bonus?

Minotaur · « **Reply #3235 on:** January 24, 2015, 06:06:28 pm »

Quote from: SwitchedFromStarcraft on January 21, 2015, 01:51:01 pm

No bonus?

It's a card that does nothing.

Minotaur · « **Reply #3236 on:** January 24, 2015, 06:53:48 pm »

Non-Violent Protest
Action
Cost: $3

+1 action
+1 card
You may place this card face up on the top of any supply pile.

Co0kieL0rd · « **Reply #3237 on:** February 08, 2015, 08:17:33 am »

Adam's Nightmare
Action
$4
Add a Tournament pile, a Knights pile and a Black Market pile to the Supply. Add the Prize pile and make a Black Market deck. Each other player gains a Tournament, a Knight and a Black Market, putting them on top of his deck in any order.

Dingan · « **Reply #3238 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:25:44 am »

Gender Bender
Action
$4
Replace all instances of the word "his" with the word "her" in all the action cards in your deck. For example, Masquerade is now "Each player passes a card from her hand...".

Awaclus · « **Reply #3239 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:28:01 am »

Quote from: Dingan on February 09, 2015, 07:25:44 am

Gender Bender
Action
$4
Replace all instances of the word "his" with the word "her" in all the action cards in your deck. For example, Masquerade is now "Each player passes a card from her hand...".

If you play this, then play another copy, it replaces all instances of the word "her" with the word "her.

Asper · « **Reply #3240 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:48:09 am »

Hisbalist, Action, 2$
+1 Buy
+$1
----
When you discard this from play, you may put one of your Treasures from play on top of your deck.

Madwoman, Action, $0*
+2 Actions
+1 card per card in your hand. Return this to the Madwoman pile.
---
This is not in the supply.

Marodeuse, Action - Attack, $4
Gain a Spoils from the Spoils pile. Each other player gains a Ruins.

Duchess, Victory, $5
Worth 1 VP per Duchy you have.

Female Bishop, Action, $4
If you are katholic, this is not in the supply. Otherwise:
+$1
+1 VP
Trash a card from your hand. +VP equal to half of its cost in coins, rounded down. Each other player may trash a card from her hand.

Witcher, Action - Attack, $5
+2 Cards
Each other player gains a polish RPG video game.

spiralstaircase · « **Reply #3241 on:** February 09, 2015, 03:18:04 pm »

Quote from: Asper on February 09, 2015, 07:48:09 am

When you discard ther from play, you may put one of your Treasures from play on top of your deck.

FTFY

Minotaur · « **Reply #3242 on:** February 09, 2015, 04:24:57 pm »

I was going to do Knights but I decided it wasn't worth the trouble.

Marcory · « **Reply #3243 on:** February 09, 2015, 04:56:19 pm »

Quote from: Asper on February 09, 2015, 07:48:09 am

Hisbalist, Action, 2$
+1 Buy
+$1
----
When you discard this from play, you may put one of your Treasures from play on top of your deck.

Madwoman, Action, $0*
+2 Actions
+1 card per card in your hand. Return this to the Madwoman pile.
---
This is not in the supply.

Marodeuse, Action - Attack, $4
Gain a Spoils from the Spoils pile. Each other player gains a Ruins.

Duchess, Victory, $5
Worth 1 VP per Duchy you have.

Female Bishop, Action, $4
If you are katholic, this is not in the supply. Otherwise:
+$1
+1 VP
Trash a card from your hand. +VP equal to half of its cost in coins, rounded down. Each other player may trash a card from her hand.

Witcher, Action - Attack, $5
+2 Cards
Each other player gains a polish RPG video game.

Just to complete things (without bothering with the Knights):

Count=>Countess
Baron=>Baroness
King's Court=>Queen's Court
Prince=>Promo Princess
Margrave=>Margravine
Saboteur=>Saboteuse
Cartographer=>Cartographim(his?)
Jack of all Trades=>Jill of All Trades
Talisman=>Taliswoman
Fortress=>Fort
Butcher=>Butchim (his?)
Taxman=>Taxwoman
Journeyman=>Journeywoman
Harem=>Selamlik
Adventurer=>Adventuress
Survivors=>Survivixes
Conspirators=>Conspiratrixes
Sea Hag=>Sea Dirty Old Man

Minotaur · « **Reply #3244 on:** February 09, 2015, 05:09:56 pm »

Navicroc (EDIT: Originally "Navicrocodile", fixed for consistency)
Mice
Lionacombs
Whaling Village
Ctheirtyard
Wyoushyoung Well

Minotaur · « **Reply #3245 on:** February 09, 2015, 05:15:20 pm »

Slashles
Monuboyst
Hunting Bogeyty
Mobyodel

Minotaur · « **Reply #3246 on:** February 09, 2015, 05:20:26 pm »

Dirty Old Mangler

Seprix · « **Reply #3247 on:** February 09, 2015, 05:32:41 pm »

The posts above me look like phishing emails I'll typically get telling me how to get rich quick or date a celebrity.

jaketheyak · « **Reply #3248 on:** February 09, 2015, 05:40:23 pm »

Nigerian Prince
Action, Attack, $8
You may set this card aside. If you do, set aside a treasure card from your hand.
At the start of each of your turns, each other player gives you a treasure card from their hand in the vain hope of gaining the Nigerian Prince's treasure.

Kirian · « **Reply #3249 on:** February 09, 2015, 05:49:16 pm »

Quote from: Minotaur on January 24, 2015, 06:53:48 pm

Non-Violent Protest
Action
Cost: $3

+1 action
+1 card
You may place this card face up on the top of any supply pile.

This is actually a quite neat idea, I think...

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