The latter would be much harder, and I think you're better at making raps. I was on an Epic Rap Battles of History binge a week ago, and I have no experience. X-D
You're opting out
Before we even got started
An attempt at competition
Already thwarted.
A move I can't respect,
I would call you a pussy,
But rather keep it polite,
And leave it at wussy.
Just pick up your pen,
Don't wait for too long,
I'm writing circles around you
In my non-native tongue.
Just think up an image,
Then follow the beat
To stretch out your subject
Across multiple feet.
Cause talking is cheap
And your phrases are tame,
We'd better return
To the actual game.
You go for Gardens,
But I am denying,
And playing two Sea Hags,
The Curses are flying.
Already drawing my deck,
Already throning four Bridges,
I'm going all green,
Impressing the bitches.
Again you played simple,
Again the engine was winning.
Better rethink your game
From the very beginning.
While your head's all fuzzy
And your fingers all sore,
SheCantSayNo sits there waiting,
He's ready for more.
Man, I start up this thread to show the forum some love,
But just like young Ozzy, you bite the head off a dove
But ya know, that's cool, lemme take off my gloves
'Cause I can throw some weight when push comes to shove.
Your deck's full of Hags, they're stackin' for miles
I see my deck gettin' thick, and you're runnin' out piles
Hey, I've got Hag too, and I'm hip to your wiles,
But what does Gardens do? This game, it brings me smiles.
You think 'cuz your Throne couldn't hook up with your Hag
That it wasn't your fault, that it was all in the bag
You think that you're great, but you're just an Aesop's fable
About trying to engine with strong Curses on the table.
