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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #75 on: March 09, 2016, 08:45:32 am »
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Come to me, very smart and beautiful Baker girl! I will be your handsome Moneylender.


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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #76 on: March 09, 2016, 09:09:57 am »
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Come to me, very smart and beautiful Baker girl! I will be your handsome Moneylender.


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I think you just wrote my wedding vow.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #77 on: March 09, 2016, 09:16:54 am »
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Come to me, very smart and beautiful Baker girl! I will be your handsome Moneylender.


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I think you just wrote my wedding vow.

I see a disappointed bride in your future.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2016, 09:41:35 am »
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Life is like a poor house, just when you think you will reap its benefits, you're dealt a hand full of shit(copper).
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #79 on: March 09, 2016, 09:43:20 am »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #80 on: March 09, 2016, 12:11:17 pm »
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Come to me, very smart and beautiful Baker girl! I will be your handsome Moneylender.


Am I doing it right? Was this one good?

I think you just wrote my wedding vow.

I see a disappointed bride in your future.

I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #81 on: March 09, 2016, 12:24:26 pm »
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I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.

After you Process a Princess, you can only get a Poor House out of it. Guess she didn't sell too well on the Black Market.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #82 on: March 09, 2016, 12:51:32 pm »
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I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.

After you Process a Princess, you can only get a Poor House out of it. Guess she didn't sell too well on the Black Market.

Unless the Procession was on a Highway.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #83 on: March 09, 2016, 12:53:28 pm »
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I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.

After you Process a Princess, you can only get a Poor House out of it. Guess she didn't sell too well on the Black Market.

Unless the Procession was on a Highway.

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #84 on: March 09, 2016, 04:58:33 pm »
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I don't think he'll ever see his Princess again after the wedding Procession.

After you Process a Princess, you can only get a Poor House out of it. Guess she didn't sell too well on the Black Market.

Unless the Procession was on a Highway.

EDGECASE

It's already an edge case that Poor Houses are part of the Kingdom. Unless every card is in the Kingdom, in which case finding Bridges and Highways is hardly unusual.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #85 on: March 09, 2016, 05:07:04 pm »
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EDGECASE

It's already an edge case that Poor Houses are part of the Kingdom. Unless every card is in the Kingdom, in which case finding Bridges and Highways is hardly unusual.

ALSO EDGECASE
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #86 on: March 09, 2016, 05:32:32 pm »
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EDGECASE

It's already an edge case that Poor Houses are part of the Kingdom. Unless every card is in the Kingdom, in which case finding Bridges and Highways is hardly unusual.

ALSO EDGECASE

Come on, stop being such a Bridge Troll.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #87 on: March 09, 2016, 05:34:43 pm »
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EDGECASE

It's already an edge case that Poor Houses are part of the Kingdom. Unless every card is in the Kingdom, in which case finding Bridges and Highways is hardly unusual.

ALSO EDGECASE

Come on, stop being such a Bridge Troll.
These edgecases are getting Ferrily ridiculous.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2016, 02:01:51 pm »
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How do you stop SCSN from entering your house? Build it on a Feodum.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2016, 02:03:22 pm »
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How do you stop SCSN from entering your house?

Say no.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2016, 02:18:18 pm »
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How do you stop SCSN from entering your house? Build it on a Feodum.

Lock the door!
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2016, 02:29:46 pm »
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Alternate answer: Have the Goko application inside your home as a holy relic to ward SCSN off.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2016, 02:34:24 pm »
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How do you stop SCSN from entering your house? Build it on a Feodum.

Take away his credit card?  Wait, different joke...
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2016, 03:51:03 pm »
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Would you mind being my third Gear?



Wow, you're quite the Relic.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2016, 03:55:09 pm »
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Would you mind being my third Gear?



Wow, you're quite the Relic.

That joke draws a blank for me.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #95 on: June 05, 2016, 04:07:08 pm »
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Two separate jokes.

First one is a reference to being third wheel. The second one you are saying the person is really old like a relic.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #96 on: June 05, 2016, 04:17:43 pm »
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Would you mind being my third Gear?



Wow, you're quite the Relic.

That joke draws a blank for me.

Are you playing them as fan cards? Or did you just shuffle then in accidentally?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #97 on: June 05, 2016, 08:36:42 pm »
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Two separate jokes.

First one is a reference to being third wheel. The second one you are saying the person is really old like a relic.

I was also making a joke while not understanding the joke.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #98 on: July 01, 2016, 06:31:43 am »
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #99 on: July 01, 2016, 09:25:43 am »
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It takes a long time for a Page to become a Champion, but give Dame Anna can make a Knight out of Squire in one turn...

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