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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #175 on: March 19, 2018, 06:58:14 pm »
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Why did the expert dominion player buy a scout?

To cause a contradiction in terms :P

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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #176 on: March 19, 2018, 07:12:15 pm »
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Why did the expert dominion player buy a scout?
Because he was playing <insert another game where a Scout is actually a good thing to buy, I dunno go Google it or something>.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #177 on: March 19, 2018, 08:07:16 pm »
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Why did the expert dominion player buy a scout?

To cause a contradiction in terms :P

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Its because ambassador was in the game.
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #178 on: April 08, 2018, 07:08:57 am »
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What's a sweet girl like you doing in this den of sin? 8)

Want to come back to my secret cave? I'll turn on my special lamp and make all your wishes come true. :-*

I'm lighting a bonfire outside my villa tonight. You should join me and get all the action you could ever want. ;)

My gf accuses me of crumpling up the cards—she always says the thing in my 'pocket' is Giant;D

If you'll be my princess I'll be your trusty steed and let you ride me all night. ::)

(NSFW) If you'll be my vassal I'll be your overlord and tormentor. :o
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #179 on: April 09, 2018, 11:43:22 am »
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How is that last one suddenly more NSFW than the others?
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Re: Dominion jokes/pick-up lines
« Reply #180 on: April 09, 2018, 01:23:45 pm »
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How is that last one suddenly more NSFW than the others?
Thank you for explaining the joke-inside-the-joke, that saves me the trouble ;)
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