As soon as they've found the bodies that morning, Peter Singer blurted out: "I know who did this! Arthur Schopenhauer is not who he says he is! I secretly checked his room last night, and found all kinds of suspicious material."
"You're wrong, friend", answered Schopenhauer. "Last night, I swapped the sign of my room with Plato's."
"And why would you do that?", asked Singer.
"This world consists only of will and representation", explained Schopenhauer. "I thought, if I made everything represent me as Plato, and willed that I am Plato, that's who I'd become - and finally people would take me more seriously!"
"That is rubbish", responded Singer. Turning to the other philosophers, he continued: "This is one of the people that threatens the success of this conference. As preference utilitarianism shows, human life has no absolute value. Our preference to stay alive is to be weighted higher than his life. So let us lynch him!"
"By the way", Žižek threw in, "how exactly did you swap the signs, Schopenhauer?"
"Why, I used a bottle of glue I found the first night."
"Really", said Žižek, smiling. "Because it appears to my that this bottle is in my possession."
Now the other philosophers seemed convinced. Seven of them grabbed Schopenhauer, dragged him to the window and threw him out in one swift stroke.
XerxesPraelor has been lynched! He was David Hume, the Naturalist Goon.
Night 2 has begun! Night actions are due within 24 hours. All players need to check in with the mods during the night, even if they do not have a Night action. I consider shortening the night. If nobody objects, Day 2 will start in 24 hours.
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