EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long
I have a pilonidal (I hope that's how you spell it) cyst, which means I have some ingrown hairs around my tailbone and it created air pockets, and it can get infected. You need surgery to get rid of it. It's actually one of the smallest surgeries possible. As for how it works, it's not much different than normal surgery, other than that instead of stitches, they just use glue...
You'll be fine. It could always be worse, but at least it's minor. It's also a bit comical, so there's that.
Well, also, my brother got one like a month before mint. The doctor was really surprised to hear that we both got one at about the same time.
Bahahahahah! Aha! Ha! HA! I see what you did there.
I finally just saw what I did there myself... I can't believe I just made that joke without meaning to. (Well, it was originally just supposed to be a mint/mine joke and nothing else.)
Oh no, I'm not falling for this again. There is no other joke here besides the mint/mine joke, and you're just trying to make us all feel mildly dumb!
Edit: Oh no... wait... unless... something with doctor... now Awaclus' comment makes sense... ellipsis... and now I feel mildly dumb.
