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[hsiale]

Seems this year we will get something new, though not a lot.

There will probably be a Dominion promo this year.

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/article/14644983#14644983

[2.71828.....]

Please let me buy this with zaps....

[yed]

Good And that 20 Gokoins I have left might have some use

[SirPeebles]

I was about to get pissed off if this was about a fan card or what-if, and not a promo.  I was not disappointed.

[A Drowned Kernel]

Because you can bet that Goko's going to get right on implementing it.

[Davio]

Seems this year we will get something new, though not a lot.

There will probably be a Dominion promo this year.

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/article/14644983#14644983

I wonder whether it will be a fixed outtake or something completely new, related to some other game like Governor (Puerto Rico) and Walled Village (Carcassonne). Maybe something Power Grid related?

[silverspawn]

I was about to get pissed off if this was about a fan card or what-if, and not a promo.  I was not disappointed.

Please let me buy this with zaps....

[liopoil]

How does walled village relate to carcassone apart from the name? Governor relates to puerto rico in it's action too.

[LastFootnote]

How does walled village relate to carcassone apart from the name? Governor relates to puerto rico in it's action too.

I haven't played Carcassonne, but I'm guessing its mechanics don't translate well into Dominion.

[Voltaire]

How does walled village relate to carcassone apart from the name? Governor relates to puerto rico in it's action too.

I haven't played Carcassonne, but I'm guessing its mechanics don't translate well into Dominion.

Exactly. I guess you can claim the "put on top of the deck" part is like reclaiming a Meeple after you score it, but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan that's a stretch.

[Jimmmmm]

How does walled village relate to carcassone apart from the name? Governor relates to puerto rico in it's action too.

I haven't played Carcassonne, but I'm guessing its mechanics don't translate well into Dominion.

What about something like...

Tiler - $4
Action - Victory

Worth 1 VP

Trash this and any number of other copies of Tiler from your hand. Each other player may trash any number of copies of Tiler from their hand. For each copy of Tiler that was trashed, +2 VP tokens to each player who trashed at least one copy.


Hmm, so the wording's wonky and it's super swingy, but I think it's somewhat reminiscent of Carcassonne.

[Drab Emordnilap]

Bear in mind that any Power Grid promo would have to be a victory card starting with F.

[LastFootnote]

Bear in mind that any Power Grid promo would have to be a victory card starting with F.

Correction: It has to start with F when translated into German.

[GendoIkari]

Bear in mind that any Power Grid promo would have to be a victory card starting with F.

Correction: It has to start with F when translated into German.

Ok, someone make the joke funnier by explaining it please?

[LastFootnote]

Bear in mind that any Power Grid promo would have to be a victory card starting with F.

Correction: It has to start with F when translated into German.

Ok, someone make the joke funnier by explaining it please?

It's not a joke. Friedemann Friese is a German developer. His games are green and they start with the letter F in German. You'll notice that "Power Grid" does not start with F, but its German name, "Funkenschlag", does.

[Emeric]

You say green ?
http://ludereaude.org/aljugon/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DSCF11111.jpg

[Kirian]

You say green ?
http://ludereaude.org/aljugon/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DSCF11111.jpg

I understand he's quite a cool guy.

[Asper]

Bear in mind that any Power Grid promo would have to be a victory card starting with F.

Correction: It has to start with F when translated into German.

I own Powergrid, am german, and never noticed this. Now the name of his company suddenly makes sense... O__o

[Ozle]

You say green ?
http://ludereaude.org/aljugon/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DSCF11111.jpg

I understand he's quite a cool guy.

Nobody who dresses like that has ever, in the history of the entire universe, can be described as 'cool'

[Gherald]

Grading on a curve, this is a board/card game forum

[GeoLib]

How does walled village relate to carcassone apart from the name? Governor relates to puerto rico in it's action too.

I haven't played Carcassonne, but I'm guessing its mechanics don't translate well into Dominion.

Wart Castle - $5
Victory
4VP
When you gain this, every player, including you, gains a curse.


This was my name for those hideous two-tile castles. They're a blight upon the land.

[sudgy]

How does walled village relate to carcassone apart from the name? Governor relates to puerto rico in it's action too.

I haven't played Carcassonne, but I'm guessing its mechanics don't translate well into Dominion.

Wart Castle - $5
Victory
4VP
When you gain this, every player, including you, gains a curse.


This was my name for those hideous two-tile castles. They're a blight upon the land.

I remember one time I had a farmer in a tiny corner but was building a bajillion of these.  It worked pretty well.

[LastFootnote]

Man, I'm looking forward to the actual card being announced so that we can talk about that. This thread got derailed quickly, which is understandable.

[A Drowned Kernel]

We could always go in for unsupported speculation!

I predict that the promo will cost something between $2 and $6, will be some combination of action, victory or treasure, and will do something besides give vanilla bonuses!

In seriousness I hope that it's something outlandish and gimmicky, because that fits the ideas of promos better. Something closer to Black Market than to Walled Village.

[LastFootnote]

I predict that the promo will cost something between $2 and $6

I predict it will cost $5, just like most of the Dominion promos in the BGG Store.

EDIT: I stand corrected. Black Market, Envoy, and Stash are each $2.50. Walled Village and Governor are each $5. I still think it'll cost $5, though.

[itchiko]

I think the best promo ever would be either a corrected version of either scout or rebuild but i would not count on that.

So instead i will bet the new promo will be an alternate victory card.

[Awaclus]

I think the best promo ever would be either a corrected version of either scout or rebuild but i would not count on that.

So instead i will bet the new promo will be an alternate victory card.

You correct those cards by making them more powerful and weaker, respectively, so if they got corrected, the original versions would get even worse.

[itchiko]

I think the best promo ever would be either a corrected version of either scout or rebuild but i would not count on that.

So instead i will bet the new promo will be an alternate victory card.

You correct those cards by making them more powerful and weaker, respectively, so if they got corrected, the original versions would get even worse.

I really was thinking new card named Scout and/Or Rebuild with the same previous art. So a real Errata to replace the previous cards completely and not just new cards with the same kind of idea but at a correct power level/ price (there have been already several of those for scout already)

But yes i know we will not see actual errata of cards that really would need them (even if there's only very few of those). But one can dream ^^

[manthos88]

Seeing the various posts makes me think that Donald could perhaps publish that Hybrid Victory Card he was talking about in the Guilds' Secret History:

For a bit I kind of wanted a new action-victory card, and tried +1 Action, reveal a card from your hand for the corresponding Ironworks bonus, 2 VP, for $4. It was fine but I mostly just liked that it was an action-victory card.

But i'm thinking that the concept is quite simple to make for a promo card, so i don't think we will ever see this (at least not as a promo).


I'd LOVE to see the Balcony, though...

[SirPeebles]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

[LastFootnote]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

No, that's separate. I believe it's been made clear that this is a physical promo.

[SirPeebles]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

No, that's separate. I believe it's been made clear that this is a physical promo.

When/where was this?  The only info I have is from that BGG thread.

[LastFootnote]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

No, that's separate. I believe it's been made clear that this is a physical promo.

When/where was this?  The only info I have is from that BGG thread.

Huh, you may be right that it wasn't made clear. Perhaps I misremembered. Sorry about that. I think he would have specified if he meant online-only promo, though. Otherwise people will be upset when they expected a physical one. Someone can ask Donald to confirm.

[werothegreat]

I think the best promo ever would be either a corrected version of either scout or rebuild but i would not count on that.

So instead i will bet the new promo will be an alternate victory card.

We already have a corrected Scout.  It's called Cartographer.

[Asper]

I think the best promo ever would be either a corrected version of either scout or rebuild but i would not count on that.

So instead i will bet the new promo will be an alternate victory card.

We already have a corrected Scout.  It's called Cartographer.

They are called Cartographer and Vagrant.

[eHalcyon]

My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

It'll be a card to celebrate the return of isotropic.

[popsofctown]

I would weep tears of joy into a Duchess's shoulder.

[KingZog3]

Aren't promos usually related to another game, like Governor -> Puerto Rico? And the mechanics try to draw on the mehcanics of that game

[qmech]

Aren't promos usually related to another game, like Governor -> Puerto Rico? And the mechanics try to draw on the mehcanics of that game

Of the five released Promos, only Governor really matches that description.  Walled Village was a Carcassonne tie-in, but it's not visible in the mechanics.  Black Market and Stash are card ideas that would have been tricky to fit into an expansion.  Envoy is dead to me because Goko refuse to take my money.

[KingZog3]

Aren't promos usually related to another game, like Governor -> Puerto Rico? And the mechanics try to draw on the mehcanics of that game

Of the five released Promos, only Governor really matches that description.  Walled Village was a Carcassonne tie-in, but it's not visible in the mechanics.  Black Market and Stash are card ideas that would have been tricky to fit into an expansion.  Envoy is dead to me because Goko refuse to take my money.

I got Envoy. I seem to be the only person in all of goko to have it.

[Kirian]

Aren't promos usually related to another game, like Governor -> Puerto Rico? And the mechanics try to draw on the mehcanics of that game

Of the five released Promos, only Governor really matches that description.  Walled Village was a Carcassonne tie-in, but it's not visible in the mechanics.  Black Market and Stash are card ideas that would have been tricky to fit into an expansion.  Envoy is dead to me because Goko refuse to take my money.

I got Envoy. I seem to be the only person in all of goko to have it.

I have it!

[Awaclus]

Aren't promos usually related to another game, like Governor -> Puerto Rico? And the mechanics try to draw on the mehcanics of that game

Of the five released Promos, only Governor really matches that description.  Walled Village was a Carcassonne tie-in, but it's not visible in the mechanics.  Black Market and Stash are card ideas that would have been tricky to fit into an expansion.  Envoy is dead to me because Goko refuse to take my money.

I got Envoy. I seem to be the only person in all of goko to have it.

I have it!

I read this as "I hate it!" as first.

EDIT:

I have Envoy as well (got 300 shields before Stash and Black Market were available, so went for other 3 promos).

I also read this as "I hate Envoy as well" first.

[hsiale]

I have Envoy as well (got 300 shields before Stash and Black Market were available, so went for other 3 promos).

[Polk5440]

Aren't promos usually related to another game, like Governor -> Puerto Rico? And the mechanics try to draw on the mehcanics of that game

Of the five released Promos, only Governor really matches that description.  Walled Village was a Carcassonne tie-in, but it's not visible in the mechanics.  Black Market and Stash are card ideas that would have been tricky to fit into an expansion.  Envoy is dead to me because Goko refuse to take my money.

I got Envoy. I seem to be the only person in all of goko to have it.

I just got it, too!   

[rspeer]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

Goko
Action - $3

+2 Coins. Each player trashes the top card of their deck, representing their favorite online gaming platform, and gains a sucky card of supposedly equal value that you choose.

[AJD]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

Goko
Action - $3

+2 Coins. Each player trashes the top card of their deck, representing their favorite online gaming platform, and gains a sucky card of supposedly equal value that you choose.

Hmm…

Goko
Action - $4

Trash a card costing $0 from your hand. If you do, the player to your left chooses a card in the supply costing $3 or more. Gain that.

[elahrairah13]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

Goko
Action - $3

+2 Coins. Each player trashes the top card of their deck, representing their favorite online gaming platform, and gains a sucky card of supposedly equal value that you choose.

Hmm…

Goko
Action - $4

Trash a card costing $0 from your hand. If you do, the player to your left chooses a card in the supply costing $3 or more. Gain that.

This only works if you used Highway or Bridge to make Grand Market cost $0, then you trash it and Reverse Highway/Bridge to make Copper cost $3 (although I suppose one could argue that Goko has worked its way up to Silver level, when you use the extension)

[RTT]

This only works if you used Highway or Bridge to make Grand Market cost $0, then you trash it and Reverse Highway/Bridge to make Copper cost $3 (although I suppose one could argue that Goko has worked its way up to Silver level, when you use the extension)

so Salvager isn´t a Salvager but a Coppersmith 

[Asper]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

Goko
Action - $3

+2 Coins. Each player trashes the top card of their deck, representing their favorite online gaming platform, and gains a sucky card of supposedly equal value that you choose.

Hmm…

Goko
Action - $4

Trash a card costing $0 from your hand. If you do, the player to your left chooses a card in the supply costing $3 or more. Gain that.

Why hasn't this got any upvotes? Not only is it funny, it's also not that bad as a card concept to work with.

[serakfalcon]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

Goko
Action - $3

+2 Coins. Each player trashes the top card of their deck, representing their favorite online gaming platform, and gains a sucky card of supposedly equal value that you choose.

Hmm…

Goko
Action - $4

Trash a card costing $0 from your hand. If you do, the player to your left chooses a card in the supply costing $3 or more. Gain that.

More like:


Goko
Action - $4
Each Player reveals the top two cards of their deck. If the first card costs 5 or more, that player must leave the table for at least as many minutes as the cost in coins of the second card. (The player may get a drink, preferably something strong). Each player may trash a card. If a player that is not the active player trashes a card costing more than the most expensive card the player revealed, the player must play the remainder of their turn with their hand facing away from them. Their turn does not end if they attempt to play a card that cannot be played (for example, Estate) but the buy phase will be triggered if they play a treasure.
---
Setup Instructions:
If you do not have Goko Salvager, you must hop around your house/apartment/building visiting each occupied room in the house/apartment/building you are playing in at least once and possibly twice before you can start a game. Goko is a required part of the supply. You may not play dominion without it. It does not take up a kingdom slot however, add it to the game in the same manner you add potions/platinums/colonies.

[LastFootnote]

Theory's Law: As a thread on f.DS gets longer, the probability of it derailing into Goko-bashing and pining for isotropic Dominion approaches 1.

[Marcory]

So you're comparing Goko to Hitler? There's so much meta going on that I don't know where to begin 

[Awaclus]

So you're comparing Goko to Hitler?

Comparing Goko to Hitler is a little bit too offensive...

Hitler would totally be offended by that.

[qmech]

Theory's Law: As a thread on f.DS gets longer, the probability of it derailing into Goko-bashing and pining for isotropic Dominion approaches 1.

The natural development of rrenaud's law.

[WanderingWinder]

Theory's Law: As a thread on f.DS gets longer, the probability of it derailing into Goko-bashing and pining for isotropic Dominion approaches 1.

The natural development of rrenaud's law.

Isotropic is going down?

[heron]

Theory's Law: As a thread on f.DS gets longer, the probability of it derailing into Goko-bashing and pining for isotropic Dominion approaches 1.

The natural development of rrenaud's law.

Isotropic is going down?

But then where will we play Innovation??!!??!!??!!

[Donald X.]

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/173202/item/3206610#item3206610

Potentially some information about when the promo will appear.

[Emeric]

Is this cards will be available on goko immediatly ?

[Donald X.]

Is this cards will be available on goko immediatly ?

I suspect they will not have it up as soon as the physical version is available (due to when they get given it or how quickly they get to it), but I do expect they will add it, and will prioritize adding it.

[LastFootnote]

Is this cards will be available on goko immediatly ?

I suspect they will not have it up as soon as the physical version is available (due to when they get given it or how quickly they get to it), but I do expect they will add it, and will prioritize adding it.

That being said, I wouldn't expect it to be implemented quickly, assuming it's more on the order of Black Market and Stash (rather than Envoy, Walled Village, and Governor). Basically, if it needs a new interface to do its thing, I expect it to take awhile.

[Donald X.]

That being said, I wouldn't expect it to be implemented quickly, assuming it's more on the order of Black Market and Stash (rather than Envoy, Walled Village, and Governor). Basically, if it needs a new interface to do its thing, I expect it to take awhile.

Here's a secret about the promo that perhaps it's time to reveal:

LastFootnote playtested the promo.

[LastFootnote]

That being said, I wouldn't expect it to be implemented quickly, assuming it's more on the order of Black Market and Stash (rather than Envoy, Walled Village, and Governor). Basically, if it needs a new interface to do its thing, I expect it to take awhile.

Here's a secret about the promo that perhaps it's time to reveal:

LastFootnote playtested the promo.

Sorry if I was being too obvious about that.

Anyway, now that the secret's out, I will just say that I expect that it will take quite a while to correctly implement the promo on Dominion Online. Unless MakingFun's programmers are way better than Goko's were.

Also, I will say that the new promo is lots of fun and easily my favorite promo card thus far!

[jsh357]

Based on my experience, I would say the new card adds even more variety to Dominion. 

[eHalcyon]

How did you get to be a playtester?

[LastFootnote]

How did you get to be a playtester?

Who, me or jsh357?

[SirPeebles]

When we look at final compilation of Dominion lore, he may be the LastFootnote.

[SirPeebles]

The thing about promo cards is that they are designed as promotional tools.  I don't know the history on the existing promos, but wasn't Stash published to commemorate Dominion winning the SdJ?  And Governor and Walled Village for anniversaries of Puerto Rico and Carcassonne?

What is happening this year that would prompt a promo?  My guess is that this will be the online-only promo intended to promote Goko.

No, that's separate. I believe it's been made clear that this is a physical promo.

When/where was this?  The only info I have is from that BGG thread.

Huh, you may be right that it wasn't made clear. Perhaps I misremembered. Sorry about that. I think he would have specified if he meant online-only promo, though. Otherwise people will be upset when they expected a physical one. Someone can ask Donald to confirm.

This exchange makes more sense now.  Sorry if it made you uncomfortable.

[LastFootnote]

This exchange makes more sense now.  Sorry if it made you uncomfortable.

It did not, and it wouldn't be your fault if it did. I'm just glad I didn't actually let anything slip!

[eHalcyon]

How did you get to be a playtester?

Who, me or jsh357?

You, and also jsh if that comment was an implied "I was also a playtester".  Which I suppose it really was, though it could have been facetious for all I know.

[jsh357]

How did you get to be a playtester?

Who, me or jsh357?

You, and also jsh if that comment was an implied "I was also a playtester".  Which I suppose it really was, though it could have been facetious for all I know.

I didn't say anything untrue

[eHalcyon]

How did you get to be a playtester?

Who, me or jsh357?

You, and also jsh if that comment was an implied "I was also a playtester".  Which I suppose it really was, though it could have been facetious for all I know.

I didn't say anything untrue

Well sure.  But you know, your statement true for me too.   There aren't really any cues which way you meant it.

[Donald X.]

How did you get to be a playtester?

My old online Dominion playtesters are mostly gone to the four winds (Jeff Wolfe is still playtesting stuff for me, and Wei-Hwa discussed the card wording with me). I wanted another outside playtester, in particular just as another data point on how fun the card was. I looked at some posters here and on BGG. LastFootnote was especially active and was still playing. So I offered up playtesting the promo and he went for it.

I play at public game nights with whoever shows up wanting to play, so that's a good way to be a playtester. Someone eHunt knows played with the promo that way.

[SirPeebles]

So where did you play test it if Goko didn't implement it?  Did you meet up with Donald in person?  Did you play on iso?

[Ozle]

I was asked to be a play tester but i turned it down because im too cool

[Ozle]

How did you get to be a playtester?

My old online Dominion playtesters are mostly gone to the four winds (Jeff Wolfe is still playtesting stuff for me, and Wei-Hwa discussed the card wording with me). I wanted another outside playtester, in particular just as another data point on how fun the card was. I looked at some posters here and on BGG. LastFootnote was especially active and was still playing. So I offered up playtesting the promo and he went for it.

I play at public game nights with whoever shows up wanting to play, so that's a good way to be a playtester. Someone eHunt knows played with the promo that way.

Har! He picked lastfootnote because Donald was reading over his expansion and.....wait a minute!!

[LastFootnote]

So where did you play test it if Goko didn't implement it?  Did you meet up with Donald in person?  Did you play on iso?

I mocked it up and played with my friends and family. Then I sent feedback. Really the only feedback I gave is, "This card is awesome" along with a small logistical suggestion.

[Beyond Awesome]

All I ask is that Goko makes this purchasable. I already have the 5 promos, so it is impossible for me to get otherwise unless I can outright buy it. Oh mighty Donald X. can you please tell MakingFun to do this? I mean what would they rather have, money or frustrated customers?

[scott_pilgrim]

I mean what would they rather have, money or frustrated customers?

If it's the latter, that would explain a lot of the decisions they've made...

[Moneymodel]

All I ask is that Goko makes this purchasable. I already have the 5 promos, so it is impossible for me to get otherwise unless I can outright buy it. Oh mighty Donald X. can you please tell MakingFun to do this? I mean what would they rather have, money or frustrated customers?

Right, is it really that important that we play the adventures? I'd pay actual money for Governor/Envoy/WV.

[Donald X.]

All I ask is that Goko makes this purchasable. I already have the 5 promos, so it is impossible for me to get otherwise unless I can outright buy it. Oh mighty Donald X. can you please tell MakingFun to do this? I mean what would they rather have, money or frustrated customers?

Right, is it really that important that we play the adventures? I'd pay actual money for Governor/Envoy/WV.

The idea at one point was that there would be multiple ways to get promos; adventures were just one way. The idea also was that adventures would be fun rather than awful. If you couldn't win tournaments and didn't want to shell out money, it would be nice that you could play some fun games of Dominion to get the promos. Obv. it has not worked out like that.

Obv. there's no point to programming the promo if you can't get it. At the same time they are extremely mindful of the need to make money from online Dominion. So I wouldn't worry there.

[jsh357]

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/173202/item/3206610#item3206610

Potentially some information about when the promo will appear.

So I just read the actual post, and for like the first time ever one of these cons is in driving distance, but I can't make it because of the date.  Laaame!

[AndrewisFTTW]

Is anybody planning on driving to Atlanta for this?

[jsh357]

Is anybody planning on driving to Atlanta for this?

I can make plans for Saturday, but can't make it on that Friday.  A shame, would like the promo.

[AndrewisFTTW]

That sucks.

I don't know why I'm even considering driving 8 hours for a Dominion card I probably wont get. And I'm so broke right now anyway.

[jsh357]

That sucks.

I don't know why I'm even considering driving 8 hours for a Dominion card I probably wont get. And I'm so broke right now anyway.

You get it just for entering.  If you can get me an extra copy, I'll go!

[AndrewisFTTW]

That sucks.

I don't know why I'm even considering driving 8 hours for a Dominion card I probably wont get. And I'm so broke right now anyway.

You get it just for entering.  If you can get me an extra copy, I'll go!

Oh cool! But I'm still broke... we'll see.

[jsh357]

That sucks.

I don't know why I'm even considering driving 8 hours for a Dominion card I probably wont get. And I'm so broke right now anyway.

You get it just for entering.  If you can get me an extra copy, I'll go!

Oh cool! But I'm still broke... we'll see.

I'll buy you a meal at Waffle House

... That's all I got.

[AndrewisFTTW]

That sucks.

I don't know why I'm even considering driving 8 hours for a Dominion card I probably wont get. And I'm so broke right now anyway.

You get it just for entering.  If you can get me an extra copy, I'll go!

Oh cool! But I'm still broke... we'll see.

I'll buy you a meal at Waffle House

... That's all I got.

Ok I'm in.

[AndrewisFTTW]

Seriously though, if I have nothing else going on and my housemate would go with me, I would totally be there.

[jsh357]

Seriously though, if I have nothing else going on and my housemate would go with me, I would totally be there.

Yeah, if it weren't for my mother's birthday being the day of the tournament, I'd probably go.  I have good friends in Atlanta who I can stay with, so going there is rarely a problem for me. 

[Ozle]

I seriously doubt the card will be exclusive to that event....

[jsh357]

I seriously doubt the card will be exclusive to that event....

Yeah, it'd just be cool to actually get one in the setting you're supposed to for once.  Not to mention enter a tournament.  Fun times!

(I did actually win all 4 promos back when there were only 4 from a local tournament, but I already owned them at the time and ended up giving them to the runner-ups.)

Edit:
Looks like I can get away that Friday after all.  Well, you only live once.  If anyone else is going, hopefully we can meet up.

[Donald X.]

Obv. once the promo is out, they are extremely likely to have it at big cons, e.g. Origins, GenCon.

[Emeric]

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/173202/item/3206610#item3206610

Potentially some information about when the promo will appear.

Finaly no info, the promo card offered for this tournament is "stash"

[jsh357]

LOL, well geez, too bad I already paid to attend.  Ah well, should be fun anyway.

[AndrewisFTTW]

Bummer. Jsh, is Stash more important than your mom's birthday?

[Donald X.]

Finaly no info, the promo card offered for this tournament is "stash"

lo siento

[jsh357]

Bummer. Jsh, is Stash more important than your mom's birthday?

Gahaha, nah, we're celebrating that the next day as it turned out.  I would have to drive partway to Atlanta anyway, so going to the convention is no big deal! 

[SirPeebles]

 
So much 

[Voltaire]

So this moves the promo's release date back to "completely unknown", correct?

[Donald X.]

So this moves the promo's release date back to "completely unknown", correct?

Yes, but I've seen the final image and I bet it's being printed in the USA, so it shouldn't be that much later.

[AndrewisFTTW]

So this moves the promo's release date back to "completely unknown", correct?

Yes, but I've seen the final image and I bet it's being printed in the USA, so it shouldn't be that much later.

I'm going on a hunger strike until this promo becomes available. Let's see just how long it takes then!

[AndrewisFTTW]

Day 1,

I'm hungry... for promos.

[SCSN]

Day 1,

I'm hungry... for promos.

Please don't, or Donald might well change the promo last minute into this:

Grand Feast
$5 - Action

Trash this. Gain a card costing up to $6.

[Donald X.]

Please don't, or Donald might well change the promo last minute into this:

Grand Feast
$5 - Action

Trash this. Gain a card costing up to $6.

Caterer: $2, Action
Trash this. Gain a Feast.

[SirPeebles]

Please don't, or Donald might well change the promo last minute into this:

Grand Feast
$5 - Action

Trash this. Gain a card costing up to $6.

Caterer: $2, Action
Trash this. Gain a Feast.

This card sucks when Feast isn't in the supply.

[Awaclus]

Please don't, or Donald might well change the promo last minute into this:

Grand Feast
$5 - Action

Trash this. Gain a card costing up to $6.

Caterer: $2, Action
Trash this. Gain a Feast.

This card sucks when Feast isn't in the supply.

Edge case: Market Square.

This particular edge case has 4 edges.

[SCSN]

Please don't, or Donald might well change the promo last minute into this:

Grand Feast
$5 - Action

Trash this. Gain a card costing up to $6.

Caterer: $2, Action
Trash this. Gain a Feast.

This card sucks when Feast isn't in the supply.

Fortunately this is made up for by the fact that with Feast in the supply it's an obligatory piledrive.

[Holger]

So this moves the promo's release date back to "completely unknown", correct?

Yes, but I've seen the final image and I bet it's being printed in the USA, so it shouldn't be that much later.

The German RGG Dominion Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/dominionwelt) announced "a new promo card" for Essen 2014, FWIW. But maybe the English version comes earlier...

[LastFootnote]

So this moves the promo's release date back to "completely unknown", correct?

Yes, but I've seen the final image and I bet it's being printed in the USA, so it shouldn't be that much later.

The German RGG Dominion Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/dominionwelt) announced "a new promo card" for Essen 2014, FWIW. But maybe the English version comes earlier...

Uh, what the heck is Dominion: Fanedition?

[theory]

So this moves the promo's release date back to "completely unknown", correct?

Yes, but I've seen the final image and I bet it's being printed in the USA, so it shouldn't be that much later.

The German RGG Dominion Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/dominionwelt) announced "a new promo card" for Essen 2014, FWIW. But maybe the English version comes earlier...

Uh, what the heck is Dominion: Fanedition?

Google Translate:

together with the publisher Rio Grande Games we are currently analyzing the possibility to publish the game Essen 2014 exclusive DOMINION-Fanedition with a selection of high quality finished cards and divider cards for all previously released card types. For this we need your feedback and opinion:
Which Kingdom cards are your favorite cards? Tell us your opinion so that we can integrate the most popular and important for you cards in this Fanedition. Here you are, of course, not limited to a single edition - because the mix is​​.
Tell us until June 15, 2014 your opinion - then the decision is made, as your exclusive Fanedition will look in Essen.

Your team of the Dominion World

Looks like a "Best Of" collection from all expansions?

[Donald X.]

together with the publisher Rio Grande Games we are currently analyzing the possibility to publish the game Essen 2014 exclusive DOMINION-Fanedition with a selection of high quality finished cards and divider cards for all previously released card types. For this we need your feedback and opinion:
Which Kingdom cards are your favorite cards? Tell us your opinion so that we can integrate the most popular and important for you cards in this Fanedition. Here you are, of course, not limited to a single edition - because the mix is​​.
Tell us until June 15, 2014 your opinion - then the decision is made, as your exclusive Fanedition will look in Essen.

Your team of the Dominion World

Looks like a "Best Of" collection from all expansions?

First I've heard of it.

I would think a set of cards chosen to work well together would be better, like the Japanese rethemes. I guess the new German publisher is kind of antsy, trying to make sure things are happening.

[Awaclus]

together with the publisher Rio Grande Games we are currently analyzing the possibility to publish the game Essen 2014 exclusive DOMINION-Fanedition with a selection of high quality finished cards and divider cards for all previously released card types. For this we need your feedback and opinion:
Which Kingdom cards are your favorite cards? Tell us your opinion so that we can integrate the most popular and important for you cards in this Fanedition. Here you are, of course, not limited to a single edition - because the mix is​​.
Tell us until June 15, 2014 your opinion - then the decision is made, as your exclusive Fanedition will look in Essen.

Your team of the Dominion World

When did Google Translate get this good?

[LastFootnote]

Huh, looks like they've also released an expansion version of Intrigue (no extra base cards).

I don't really see the appeal of the Fan Edition that's redundant with the other sets. I mean I get the appeal from the publisher's perspective, but not from the consumer's perspective.

[markusin]

Huh, looks like they've also released an expansion version of Intrigue (no extra base cards).

I don't really see the appeal of the Fan Edition that's redundant with the other sets. I mean I get the appeal from the publisher's perspective, but not from the consumer's perspective.

Surely a fan expansion is something that can get the consumer excited.

You know, Donald X. spent a lot of time deciding on the best way to group the cards into the expansions. Can we really expect a bunch of fans in remote locations voting on the "best hits" to do better?

[silverspawn]

Huh, looks like they've also released an expansion version of Intrigue (no extra base cards).

I don't really see the appeal of the Fan Edition that's redundant with the other sets. I mean I get the appeal from the publisher's perspective, but not from the consumer's perspective.

Surely a fan expansion is something that can get the consumer excited.

You know, Donald X. spent a lot of time deciding on the best way to group the cards into the expansions. Can we really expect a bunch of fans in remote locations voting on the "best hits" to do better?

no

[markusin]

Huh, looks like they've also released an expansion version of Intrigue (no extra base cards).

I don't really see the appeal of the Fan Edition that's redundant with the other sets. I mean I get the appeal from the publisher's perspective, but not from the consumer's perspective.

Surely a fan expansion is something that can get the consumer excited.

You know, Donald X. spent a lot of time deciding on the best way to group the cards into the expansions. Can we really expect a bunch of fans in remote locations voting on the "best hits" to do better?

no

when I said "a fan expansion", I had a particular fan expansion in mind. LastFootnote's Enterprise is pretty popular here I think, but it remains to be seen if LastFootnote will finalize it./spoiler]

[LastFootnote]

but it remains to be seen if LastFootnote will finalize it.

I have been playing a lot of The Dwarf King and Piña Pirata lately. Also Infiltration, which I recently picked up. I will do my best to get some good Enterprise/Activation playtesting in before/during the Chicago f.DS meetup.

EDIT: Huh, apparently URLs show up through spoilers. Go figure!

[Holger]

Huh, looks like they've also released an expansion version of Intrigue (no extra base cards).

I don't really see the appeal of the Fan Edition that's redundant with the other sets. I mean I get the appeal from the publisher's perspective, but not from the consumer's perspective.

Yes, this "Fan Edition" seems a little strange - most of the Facebook comments to it are negative too. 
And yes, they recently released an Intrigue expansion version; but it seems to cost more than the old Intrigue edition did.
They have also now started to sell the new Base cards, but for the price of a full game (~25€)...

[Beyond Awesome]

Huh, looks like they've also released an expansion version of Intrigue (no extra base cards).

I don't really see the appeal of the Fan Edition that's redundant with the other sets. I mean I get the appeal from the publisher's perspective, but not from the consumer's perspective.

They're desperate to make money and someone is going to buy it.

[Donald X.]

I don't really see the appeal of the Fan Edition that's redundant with the other sets. I mean I get the appeal from the publisher's perspective, but not from the consumer's perspective.

Well it seems fine if you retheme it, again like the Japanese rethemes. Otherwise yeah, it only has value for people who don't buy everything.

[LastFootnote]

I don't really see the appeal of the Fan Edition that's redundant with the other sets. I mean I get the appeal from the publisher's perspective, but not from the consumer's perspective.

Well it seems fine if you retheme it, again like the Japanese rethemes. Otherwise yeah, it only has value for people who don't buy everything.

Not just that. It makes every other expansion a lower-value proposition.

[Donald X.]

Surely a fan expansion is something that can get the consumer excited.

I'm sure that's what they would prefer, since they asked if they could do such a thing (and I said no). For me a fan expansion is all of the work of an expansion I make except the part where I get to make up cards.

The closest I could see myself getting is co-authoring an expansion with another game designer.

[Emeric]

No more news about the 206th card ?

[Donald X.]

No more news about the 206th card ?

I don't think Jay has announced it yet, and it's up to him.

[Ozle]

No more news about the 206th card ?

I don't think Jay has announced it yet, and it's up to him.

Can I give him the hint about the trashing effect?

[Donald X.]

No more news about the 206th card ?

I don't think Jay has announced it yet, and it's up to him.

Can I give him the hint about the trashing effect?

No, don't give Jay any hints. I want it to be a surprise to him too.

[Ozle]

Roger el capitan, no hunts at all.

[LastFootnote]

Can I give him the hint about the trashing effect?

Roger el capitan, no hunts at all.

Hunting Trasher
Types: Action
Cost: $0
+1 Card. +1 Action. Reveal your hand. Reveal cards from your deck until you reveal a card that isn’t a duplicate of one in your hand. Trash that card and discard the rest.

[Davio]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

[Stealth Tomato]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

Scout is obviously the heart, so I think we're still short one.

[Kirian]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

Scout is obviously the heart, so I think we're still short one.

Mostly useless and disconnected from everything else?  Scout is the hyoid bone.

[pst]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

[Witherweaver]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx. 

[Axxle]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx.

Did you mean to quote the post about Scout? I agree, it's the butt of all jokes.

[Ozle]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx.

Did you mean to quote the post about Scout? I agree, it's the butt of all jokes.

I think you're giving it a bum deal...

[Axxle]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx.

Did you mean to quote the post about Scout? I agree, it's the butt of all jokes.

I think you're giving it a bum deal...

Sorry, didn't mean to make an ass of myself.

[Ozle]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx.

Did you mean to quote the post about Scout? I agree, it's the butt of all jokes.

I think you're giving it a bum deal...

Sorry, didn't mean to make an ass of myself.

Cheeky!

[Mic Qsenoch]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx.

Did you mean to quote the post about Scout? I agree, it's the butt of all jokes.

I think you're giving it a bum deal...

Sorry, didn't mean to make an ass of myself.

Cheeky!

When f.ds ranks all the jokes, I expect these will be at the bottom.

[michaeljb]

http://i.minus.com/iz3w8ndBI5A9R.gif

[Axxle]

http://i.minus.com/iz3w8ndBI5A9R.gif

I have never been more disappointed to not see dickbutt in my life.

[eHalcyon]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx.

Did you mean to quote the post about Scout? I agree, it's the butt of all jokes.

I think you're giving it a bum deal...

Sorry, didn't mean to make an ass of myself.

Cheeky!

When f.ds ranks all the jokes, I expect these will be at the bottom.

Yeah, these puns are all kind of crappy.

[azadin]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx.

Did you mean to quote the post about Scout? I agree, it's the butt of all jokes.

I think you're giving it a bum deal...

Sorry, didn't mean to make an ass of myself.

Cheeky!

When f.ds ranks all the jokes, I expect these will be at the bottom.

Yeah, these puns are all kind of crappy.

They are pretty flat; you lent them your time but you didn't realize they'd lack consistency until after your time was already wasted.

[eHalcyon]

They are pretty flat; you lent them your time but you didn't realize they'd lack consistency until after your time was already wasted.

OK... I don't understand this one.

[Axxle]

They are pretty flat; you lent them your time but you didn't realize they'd lack consistency until after your time was already wasted.

OK... I don't understand this one.

I don't think there was a joke there, no pun intended.

Probably wasted?

[azadin]

flat; you lent ... lack consistency ... waste(d) .

Probably too much of a stretch. The hole pun thing just isn't really my forte I guess.

[Burning Skull]

Dammit!!!

Every time there are unread messages in that thread I feel hope to open it and find out some actual news about the new card!

Alas! Butt jokes mostly

[Axxle]

I'm sorry I helped turn this thread to shit

[Burning Skull]

I'm sorry I helped turn this thread to shit

Well, why, at least it's fun to read

[Witherweaver]

I never realized this before, but there are 206 cards and 206 bones in the human body!

From now on, I'll refer to my collar bone as cellar bone.

As far as I've understood the next expansion for Dominon will be Dominion: Cervical Ribs.

Pretty sure it should be the Coccyx.

Did you mean to quote the post about Scout? I agree, it's the butt of all jokes.

Well, I was going the direction that the final expansion/card would be the end, so the tailbone would be the natural association.  But Scout also works, depending on how you order.

[Marcory]

These jokes aren't all they're cracked up to be.

[eHalcyon]

Maybe we should stop these jokes, for posteriority's sake.

[AndrewisFTTW]

Yeah I think this is just about rock bottom.

EDIT: Oh that's been done already? Well I guess I'll just butt out then.

[Marcory]

That's what you get for coming in late--you're bringing up the rear.

[Axxle]

That's what you get for coming in late--you're bringing up the rear.

What are you talking about, this party's just getting started!

*Brings out pupu platter*

[eHalcyon]

Yeah I think this is just about rock bottom.

EDIT: Oh that's been done already? Well I guess I'll just butt out then.

No need to be ashamed for being number two.  Everybody does it at some point.

[heron]

Yeah I think this is just about rock bottom.

EDIT: Oh that's been done already? Well I guess I'll just butt out then.

No need to be ashamed for being number two.  Everybody does it at some point.

Yeah, don't let it hind-er your creativity.

[liopoil]

These jokes are really getting to be too much of a stretch (no, this post is not a joke)

[AndrewisFTTW]

That's what you get for coming in late--you're bringing up the rear.

What are you talking about, this party's just getting started!

*Brings out pupu platter*

Well ok then, I'll try not to be a party pooper.

[SirPeebles]

These jokes are really getting to be too much of a stretch (no, this post is not a joke)

Now I can't get this image out of my head, you ass.

[AndrewisFTTW]

Madison Bumgarner is starting for the Giants tonight.

[pacovf]

Madison Bumgarner is starting for the Giants tonight.

Off-topic, please Theory remove.

[Burning Skull]

Yeah! Poo-sh that "Reply" butt-on! More jokes! 

[dondon151]

Anal fissures.

[Kirian]

You guys are talking about butts!  Ha ha, butts.

[Lekkit]

[Beyond Awesome]

Man, reading through this thread has become a royal pain in the ass.

[pst]

Prince is now on bgg with picture and discussion.

Prince, $8, Action

You may set this aside. If you do, set aside an Action card from your hand costing up to $4. At the start of each of your turns, play that Action, setting it aside again when you discard it from play. (Stop playing it if you fail to set it aside on a turn you play it.)

[pacovf]

Prince is now on bgg with picture and discussion.

Prince, $8, Action

You may set this aside. If you do, set aside an Action card from your hand costing up to $4. At the start of each of your turns, play that Action, setting it aside again when you discard it from play. (Stop playing it if you fail to set it aside on a turn you play it.)

Is this real? Seems cool, it's crazy powerful, I was going to complain that this is a level 2 city that always get schemed... but then I realised that it does cost 8.

I guess that if you prince a prince with cost-reducers... what happens, exactly? My guess would be nothing after the first turn, because prince #2 sets itself aside before prince #1 sets it aside.

EDIT: and of course, this was already mentioned in the F.DS thread

http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=11284.new#new

[pst]

EDIT: and of course, this was already mentioned in the F.DS thread

http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=11284.new#new

Yeah, I noticed there was a new thread afterwards too.

[liopoil]

Holy crap - a new mechanic and a real 8-cost!

[eHalcyon]

Prince is now on bgg with picture and discussion.

Prince, $8, Action

You may set this aside. If you do, set aside an Action card from your hand costing up to $4. At the start of each of your turns, play that Action, setting it aside again when you discard it from play. (Stop playing it if you fail to set it aside on a turn you play it.)

I don't get it.  What's the butt pun here?

Man, reading through this thread has become a royal pain in the ass.

Accidental foreshadowing?

[Witherweaver]

Liopoil tied it in:

Holy crap - a new mechanic and a real 8-cost!

[qmech]

Tying it in should only be used as a last resort.

[eHalcyon]

Liopoil tied it in:

Holy crap - a new mechanic and a real 8-cost!

Beyond Awesome's "royal pain in the ass" tied it in better, even though I think it was unintentional.

[Awaclus]

Tying it in should only be used as a last resort.

Even if it's holy?

[Witherweaver]

Liopoil tied it in:

Holy crap - a new mechanic and a real 8-cost!

Beyond Awesome's "royal pain in the ass" tied it in better, even though I think it was unintentional.

He's a witch!  BEYOND a witch!

[Beyond Awesome]

Liopoil tied it in:

Holy crap - a new mechanic and a real 8-cost!

Beyond Awesome's "royal pain in the ass" tied it in better, even though I think it was unintentional.

Yes, I looked into my crystal ball and saw the future of Dominion.

[Nevermind]

Prince is now on bgg with picture and discussion.

Prince, $8, Action

You may set this aside. If you do, set aside an Action card from your hand costing up to $4. At the start of each of your turns, play that Action, setting it aside again when you discard it from play. (Stop playing it if you fail to set it aside on a turn you play it.)

Finally. The jokes can stop and now we can focus on the thing that this thread was supposed to be about, the newest addition to the dominion, er, dominion.

[Kirian]

Prince is now on bgg with picture and discussion.

Prince, $8, Action

You may set this aside. If you do, set aside an Action card from your hand costing up to $4. At the start of each of your turns, play that Action, setting it aside again when you discard it from play. (Stop playing it if you fail to set it aside on a turn you play it.)

Finally. The jokes can stop and now we can focus on the thing that this thread was supposed to be about, the newest addition to the dominion, er, dominion.

haha lol no

butts 4eva

[AndrewisFTTW]

Prince is now on bgg with picture and discussion.

Prince, $8, Action

You may set this aside. If you do, set aside an Action card from your hand costing up to $4. At the start of each of your turns, play that Action, setting it aside again when you discard it from play. (Stop playing it if you fail to set it aside on a turn you play it.)

Finally. The jokes can stop and now we can focus on the thing that this thread was supposed to be about, the newest addition to the dominion, er, dominion.

But... but... but...

[Ozle]

If anything, now the card has been revealed in other threads this one is redundant anyways! So just hot air in here now (unless of course someone follows through by accident)

[pacovf]

Or by assident.

Ba-dum-tsh!

[azadin]

Or by assident.

Butt-um-tush!

FTFY.

[Nevermind]

Please...stop. Losing...life support systems.... I can't take it...any...longer....


(Monotone beep)

[AndrewisFTTW]

Please...stop. Losing...life support systems.... I can't take it...any...longer....


(Monotone beep)

Bummer.

[Axxle]

[AndrewisFTTW]

Go-go!

[sudgy]

I realized, this is the perfect place to mention that I need to get surgery done on my butt sometime soon.

[GeoLib]

I realized, this is the perfect place to mention that I need to get surgery done on my butt sometime soon.

Aren't you basically just a butt with eyes?

[sudgy]

I realized, this is the perfect place to mention that I need to get surgery done on my butt sometime soon.

Aren't you basically just a butt with eyes?

No, it's actually a rice dumpling.

[pacovf]

I realized, this is the perfect place to mention that I need to get surgery done on my butt sometime soon.

Aren't you basically just a butt with eyes?

No, it's actually a rice dumpling.

Haha, you said "dump".

EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long

[eHalcyon]

Hope you're alright, sudgy.  If you feel down in the dumps, just watch this video...

[sudgy]

EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long

I have a pilonidal (I hope that's how you spell it) cyst, which means I have some ingrown hairs around my tailbone and it created air pockets, and it can get infected.  You need surgery to get rid of it.  It's actually one of the smallest surgeries possible.  As for how it works, it's not much different than normal surgery, other than that instead of stitches, they just use glue...

[KingZog3]

Hope you're alright, sudgy.  If you feel down in the dumps, just watch this video...

How do they do that?! Oh yeah, CGI.

[KingZog3]

EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long

I have a pilonidal (I hope that's how you spell it) cyst, which means I have some ingrown hairs around my tailbone and it created air pockets, and it can get infected.  You need surgery to get rid of it.  It's actually one of the smallest surgeries possible.  As for how it works, it's not much different than normal surgery, other than that instead of stitches, they just use glue...

You'll be fine. It could always be worse, but at least it's minor. It's also a bit comical, so there's that.

[sudgy]

EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long

I have a pilonidal (I hope that's how you spell it) cyst, which means I have some ingrown hairs around my tailbone and it created air pockets, and it can get infected.  You need surgery to get rid of it.  It's actually one of the smallest surgeries possible.  As for how it works, it's not much different than normal surgery, other than that instead of stitches, they just use glue...

You'll be fine. It could always be worse, but at least it's minor. It's also a bit comical, so there's that.

Well, also, my brother got one like a month before mint.  The doctor was really surprised to hear that we both got one at about the same time.

[KingZog3]

EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long

I have a pilonidal (I hope that's how you spell it) cyst, which means I have some ingrown hairs around my tailbone and it created air pockets, and it can get infected.  You need surgery to get rid of it.  It's actually one of the smallest surgeries possible.  As for how it works, it's not much different than normal surgery, other than that instead of stitches, they just use glue...

You'll be fine. It could always be worse, but at least it's minor. It's also a bit comical, so there's that.

Well, also, my brother got one like a month before mint.  The doctor was really surprised to hear that we both got one at about the same time.

Bahahahahah! Aha! Ha! HA! I see what you did there.

[Awaclus]

Well, also, my brother got one like a month before mint.  The doctor was really surprised to hear that we both got one at about the same time.

So he named pilonidal cyst and they both were on the top of the deck?

[sudgy]

EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long

I have a pilonidal (I hope that's how you spell it) cyst, which means I have some ingrown hairs around my tailbone and it created air pockets, and it can get infected.  You need surgery to get rid of it.  It's actually one of the smallest surgeries possible.  As for how it works, it's not much different than normal surgery, other than that instead of stitches, they just use glue...

You'll be fine. It could always be worse, but at least it's minor. It's also a bit comical, so there's that.

Well, also, my brother got one like a month before mint.  The doctor was really surprised to hear that we both got one at about the same time.

Bahahahahah! Aha! Ha! HA! I see what you did there.

I finally just saw what I did there myself...  I can't believe I just made that joke without meaning to.  (Well, it was originally just supposed to be a mint/mine joke and nothing else.)

[heron]

EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long

I have a pilonidal (I hope that's how you spell it) cyst, which means I have some ingrown hairs around my tailbone and it created air pockets, and it can get infected.  You need surgery to get rid of it.  It's actually one of the smallest surgeries possible.  As for how it works, it's not much different than normal surgery, other than that instead of stitches, they just use glue...

You'll be fine. It could always be worse, but at least it's minor. It's also a bit comical, so there's that.

Well, also, my brother got one like a month before mint.  The doctor was really surprised to hear that we both got one at about the same time.

Bahahahahah! Aha! Ha! HA! I see what you did there.

I finally just saw what I did there myself...  I can't believe I just made that joke without meaning to.  (Well, it was originally just supposed to be a mint/mine joke and nothing else.)

Oh no, I'm not falling for this again. There is no other joke here besides the mint/mine joke, and you're just trying to make us all feel mildly dumb!

Edit: Oh no... wait... unless... something with doctor... now Awaclus' comment makes sense... ellipsis... and now I feel mildly dumb.

[sudgy]

EDIT: in all seriousness, how does butt surgery work? What happened? Is it bad?
Now that I know that Elvis was alive this whole time, I don't want to lose him again!
Sorry I couldn't stay serious for long

I have a pilonidal (I hope that's how you spell it) cyst, which means I have some ingrown hairs around my tailbone and it created air pockets, and it can get infected.  You need surgery to get rid of it.  It's actually one of the smallest surgeries possible.  As for how it works, it's not much different than normal surgery, other than that instead of stitches, they just use glue...

You'll be fine. It could always be worse, but at least it's minor. It's also a bit comical, so there's that.

Well, also, my brother got one like a month before mint.  The doctor was really surprised to hear that we both got one at about the same time.

Bahahahahah! Aha! Ha! HA! I see what you did there.

I finally just saw what I did there myself...  I can't believe I just made that joke without meaning to.  (Well, it was originally just supposed to be a mint/mine joke and nothing else.)

Oh no, I'm not falling for this again. There is no other joke here besides the mint/mine joke, and you're just trying to make us all feel mildly dumb!

Edit: Oh no... wait... unless... something with doctor... now Awaclus' comment makes sense... ellipsis... and now I feel mildly dumb.

No, it actually is a joke that I didn't mean to make.  I minted my brother's cyst.

[AndrewisFTTW]

This got really weird. Can we go back to talking about butts now?

[Kirian]

This got really weird. Can we go back to talking about butts now?

We have been this whole time.  Everything you've posted on this forum has been about butts.

[LastFootnote]

This got really weird. Can we go back to talking about butts now?

We have been this whole time.  Everything you've posted on this forum has been about butts.

f.BS?

[werothegreat]

This got really weird. Can we go back to talking about butts now?

[Axxle]

Heffalumps and woozle reference? I should start watching this show.

[enfynet]

I am very confuzzle

[werothegreat]

Heffalumps and woozle reference? I should start watching this show.

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