As a member of group E, I enjoyed playing against you (even though you beat me 4-2) and will miss you.
I am sorry Hydrad, but I just found someone more adorable than you.
Jamfamsam, you just moved to the top of my need-to-adopt list.
I will let you know if I become available for adoption.
Sure, I can wait.
Jamfamsam, you just moved to the top of my need-to-adopt list.
Do you take applications?
Definitely! Please send the following documentation to coolmcawesome@rad.com:
-first and last name.
-birth date.
-city of birth.
-current address.
-a copy of your passport.
-a copy of your birth certificate.
-favourite food. It has to be spaghetti alla bolognese (but pizza is also accepted).
-an account of all the adorable acts you have performed during the previous two years, certified by a notary public.
-a certificate of suitability for adoption.
-up to three drawings with pastel crayons.
-two references from your professional or academic background. They must relate how your lovability has uplifted their lives.
-your vaccine certificate. No need to apply if you haven't received the rabies vaccine.
-language proficiency in English
and two of the following: Spanish, French, German, Italian, Russian, Arabic, Swahili, Silbo Gomero, Klingon, Hodor, Binary.
-a motivation letter.
-a statement of purpose.
-a statement of interest.
-a picture of yourself with a dog. Preferably a very large and furry one.
-59.95$ to process the application.
EDIT: due to the large number of applications that I receive, I cannot guarantee answering all applications. Should your application be rejected, I will not be able to give the reasons for the decision. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Once you have completed your application, I would be grateful if you could take a quick questionnaire on how you found out about this adoption scheme. Thanks!