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The chance is 1/1024 but it always happens to him haha...
I don't get it.
Well how can you draw that??? Oops sorry I forget that he is Chuck Norris hahahahaha.
You trash the fortress twice and gain two $5s, then play fortress, play prince on scheme, and topdeck fortress forever, basically gaining you two $5 cards for free every turn.The turn you Prince your Scheme, you don't Scheme. Prince, two Schemes, Fortress would work.
You may have already mentioned this, but did you consider or test a Prince that played the card the turn it set it aside?
i find cache good whenever
-> copper is a good card (gardens, really awful slogs)
-> 5$ in 3 cards is good enough; in this case you buy it when you would also buy masterpiece for 5$
-> you have trader in hand
-> you have watchtower in hand
overall, I think dominion would be a better game without cache. it had it's role, but now we got masterpiece, which just does it better. the trader/watchtower thing is cute, but eh.
I'm rather surprised that people are hating on Cache of all things. I mean, yes, it's pretty weak the vast majority of the time, but there are FAR more pointless cards. (Pearl Diver, anyone?)Pearl Diver is cool!
...Are you princing the fortress? That seems suboptimal (if you prince the scheme instead, then the prince of remakes gets to make you trash two cards once more before you catch it with the scheme). Actually, why are you using prince at all in a board with possession and scheme?
EDIT: basically, I would prefer the meme if you didn't draw prince in your turn, since it's not helping that much. Especially since your opponent can possession-scheme to "kill" whatever prince you make.
You trash the fortress twice and gain two $5s, then play fortress, play prince on scheme, and topdeck fortress forever, basically gaining you two $5 cards for free every turn.
...Are you princing the fortress? That seems suboptimal (if you prince the scheme instead, then the prince of remakes gets to make you trash two cards once more before you catch it with the scheme). Actually, why are you using prince at all in a board with possession and scheme?
EDIT: basically, I would prefer the meme if you didn't draw prince in your turn, since it's not helping that much. Especially since your opponent can possession-scheme to "kill" whatever prince you make.
...you prince scheme so you can have a fortress in your hand every turn...
1) Why is that first world problems?Sorry if I use wrong picture
2) No way is that faster.
For those that say that GGG is always bad-at-dominion-greg:
That's my rule of thumb as well -- if it looks like a 4 province game with no +buy or other good way to break a tie, I'll buy an estate with $2
Occasionally when there are is no worthwhile $5 and the choice is something with silver's level of usefulness, I'll even get an early duchyI often do that on 5/2 opening if there's no +buy and no cursing attack. 1VP may decide the game if province split 4-4. But on the other cases I don't.
P.S. i do not know if my play is right or not.
What are your guys' pro ratings? I'm pretty sure there's no situation where an early Duchy is desirable over even just buying a silver. Just my thoughts.
hard to find Pro Ratings, just look at their leaderboard positions:
http://gokologs.drunkensailor.org/leaderboard/
Sure there is. What if you just don't need the Silver, or in other words, increasing the number of cards in your deck by adding a mediocre one is a bad idea? In that case, replacing Hovel with Duchy is 3 points without increasing the size of the deck whereas purchasing Silver is a wasted buy. Now, that said, the cases where there is not a good $5 Kingdom card available are somewhat uncommon, but they can happen. Plus, sometimes it's better to hold off on the Hovel to replace it with a Province anyway. Silver is only $2 and it's taking up a slot that could be something else, remember. Sometimes that makes a difference.
Good thing the Highways split 5-5. If you had gotten a 6th one, this might have ended up in the "Greatest Misclicks" thread...It'd be silly if Province costs $2...haha
First time in this thread, trying to start making memes...why did he play the smithy? I'd usually just pass the turn.
From base Dominion engine, pity Bad Luck Brian...
Well if he's already drawn all of his smithies this shuffle, he'd probably like to cause a reshuffle sooner. Of course drawing 3 villages doesn't do that, but he didn't know he was going to draw all villages.
Yep. He could have drawn Treasures, and then the Villages could have caused a reshuffle on his next turn in which he drew a Smithy. But it's also true that drawing a bunch of terminals is likely to lead to drawing useless Villages. If he doesn't play a Smithy, then his Villages will just cycle themselves next turn anyway, so it's not like he has much left to lose. But that chance to draw a Treasure or at least an Estate does make playing a Smithy have some average benefit overall.
