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Dominion => Puzzles and Challenges => Topic started by: Forge!!! on December 10, 2012, 07:02:24 pm

Title: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 10, 2012, 07:02:24 pm
People seemed to like the dumb Margrave thing, so I made some more (obviously I spent a ton of time on them, eh?). I'm going to give everyone till the end of this Wednesday, Midnight CST (-6 GMT) to figure them out and PM the answers to me (no answers, spoiled or unspoiled, on here please). Whoever gets the most right wins! There are 15 of them, in what I think are increasing levels of difficulty.

All answers will be the name of a kingdom card. If you are looking for an example, look back at the Margrave topic. If an answer isn't the answer I originally decided on but is clearly a correct answer, you will get the point anyways. Good luck!

1) Strange

2) Can be anagrammed to make 4 other english words

3) the area around your eyes

4) Wears suspenders and a bra

5) Kate Upton, again

6) Definitely not yours

7) Similar to "Fore!"

8: Works in the Department of Furniture

9) Put a check next to this one

10) Burt Reynolds had a famous one

11) What Rod Stewart would play if he was asian

12) No one is angry here

--------- be warned all ye who enter here

13) 888

14) Saying hello to one of the cast from the Jersey shore who you happen to be good friends with

15) It's a type of baked good, rite?


And, because you'll need it at some point: http://dominionstrategy.com/all-cards/
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: heron on December 10, 2012, 09:59:02 pm
Edit: So sorry! I should have read more carefully!
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 10, 2012, 10:08:35 pm
Terribly sorry, but could you not post any answers (even in spoilers) on here? I'm trying to have it be a PM challenge.
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: jotheonah on December 10, 2012, 10:26:57 pm
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Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 11, 2012, 03:37:40 pm
2 submissions so far, one with 7 correct and the other with 8 correct!
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 13, 2012, 01:08:48 am
The winner, with 11 correct, was HiveMindEmulator!

2nd: AdamH with 9

3rd: Jotheonah with 8

4th: Thirtyseven with 7

Answers:


1) Bazaar - 4/4 got it right - Bazaar = bizarre = strange

2) Rats - 3/4 got it right - Rats = tsar, arts, start, tars

3) Island - 2/4 got it right - island = eye land

4) Woodcutter - 1/4 got it right - Lumberjack's from famous Monty Python song wore suspenders and a bra. You could google "suspenders and a bra" and this is the first thing that popped up =P

5) Remodel - 3/4 got it right - Kate Upton is a model, if you do it again, remodel

6) Mine - 4/4 got it right - not yours = mine

7) Lookout - 3/4 got it right - Fore! is a golf term meaning to look out, which is the card name

8) Bureaucrat - 1/4 got it right - Bureau is a piece of furniture, bureaucrat works in politics, which is where you would have that type of "department"

9) Market - 0(2)/4 got it right - So I worded this one really terribly, the idea is that market = mark it, which is similar to put a check next to it, but I should have worded it better, and two people put cache, because you cash a check, and I decided that made as much sense as my answer. (This did not affect the standings at all)

10) Stash - 2/4 got it right - Burt Reynolds is known for having a sweet mustache

11) Mandarin - 4/4 got it right (yeesh) - Rod Stewart plays the mandolin, if you say the word mandolin with a stereotypical chinese accent it sounds like the card mandarin.

12) Nomad Camp - 3/4 got it right - If you're not angry, you no mad

13) Scout - 3/4 got it right - Robz888 is a well known big fan of the scout card

-------sorry about these next 2 =P

14) Haven - 0/4 got it right - Vinny is a guy from Jersey shore, if you know him well you might simply say Hey Vin.

15) Fool's Gold - 0/4 got it right - A pie is a type of baked good, if you combine pie and rite you get pyrite, which is another name for fool's gold.



Thanks to those that participated, hope you enjoyed it =)
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 13, 2012, 01:16:55 am
Here's 15 more, feel free to post them on here this time though, don't PM me unless you want to talk about one of them or something. And spoilers please, of course, and they are again in order of perceived difficulty


1) When someone asks if the sword they're making you HAS to be made out of steel, because honestly they're kind of running out, you shrug and say this

2) Know well

3) Right next to where they keep the legs

4) He's not dead yet

5) When your paycheck has the flu

6) An action you might do for someone feeling ill

7) There's a chicken joke in here somewhere

8: The softball player wears this

9) Saying hi to one of your siblings with a canadian accent

10) This clue is golden, I'm not just giving it up for nothing

11) A wannabe knight card

12) What a rabbit does

13) A bad strain of staph infection combined with a bird used at great depths

14) A disoriented Posh Crow, almost

15) 5/6ths of it are right near the edge
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: qmech on December 13, 2012, 05:31:03 am
I'll put my partial progress here to come back to later.  There are a few I'm not entirely sure about, but I've not put down the ones I only have weak guesses for.

1) Ironworks
2) Know well
3) Armory
4) He's not dead yet
5) Ill-gotten Gains
6) Wishing Well
7) There's a chicken joke in here somewhere
8: The softball player wears this
9) Familiar
10) Hoard
11) Rogue?
12) What a rabbit does
13) A bad strain of staph infection combined with a bird used at great depths
14) Workshop
15) 5/6ths of it are right near the edge
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: ipofanes on December 13, 2012, 07:41:43 am
1) Ironworks

2) Familiar

3) Right next to where they keep the legs

4) Death Cart

5) IGG

6) An action you might do for someone feeling ill

7) Crossroads

8: The softball player wears this

9) Saying hi to one of your siblings with a canadian accent

10) This clue is golden, I'm not just giving it up for nothing

11) Squire

12) What a rabbit does

13) A bad strain of staph infection combined with a bird used at great depths

14) A disoriented Posh Crow, almost

15) 5/6ths of it are right near the edge
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: HiveMindEmulator on December 13, 2012, 10:17:25 am
8. Hermit   
9. Oasis     
11. Squire?   
12. HoP       
15. Bridge 

The winner, with 11 correct, was HiveMindEmulator!
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Thanks to those that participated, hope you enjoyed it =)
I did. It's much easier solving these when you're making your own too :P
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 13, 2012, 11:46:05 am
I'll put my partial progress here to come back to later.  There are a few I'm not entirely sure about, but I've not put down the ones I only have weak guesses for.

1) Ironworks - correct
2) Know well
3) Armory - correct
4) He's not dead yet
5) Ill-gotten Gains - correct
6) Wishing Well - correct
7) There's a chicken joke in here somewhere
8: The softball player wears this
9) Familiar - incorrect
10) Hoard - incorrect
11) Rogue? - incorrect
12) What a rabbit does
13) A bad strain of staph infection combined with a bird used at great depths
14) Workshop - correct
15) 5/6ths of it are right near the edge



1) Ironworks - correct

2) Familiar - correct

3) Right next to where they keep the legs

4) Death Cart - correct

5) IGG - correct

6) An action you might do for someone feeling ill

7) Crossroads - correct

8: The softball player wears this

9) Saying hi to one of your siblings with a canadian accent

10) This clue is golden, I'm not just giving it up for nothing

11) Squire - incorrect

12) What a rabbit does

13) A bad strain of staph infection combined with a bird used at great depths

14) A disoriented Posh Crow, almost

15) 5/6ths of it are right near the edge

8. Hermit    - correct
9. Oasis      - correct
11. Squire?    - incorrect
12. HoP        - correct
15. Bridge  - incorrect

The winner, with 11 correct, was HiveMindEmulator!
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Thanks to those that participated, hope you enjoyed it =)
I did. It's much easier solving these when you're making your own too :P

It really is =P Also, I meant to put (not squire) for #11, but I forgot, whoops. Oh well. Guess again.
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: HiveMindEmulator on December 13, 2012, 12:04:03 pm
My reasoning for 15:
5/6ths of "Bridge" is "ridge", which is right near the edge...
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 13, 2012, 12:09:07 pm
Not necessarily. Ruffles have ridges, and most of them aren't near the edge of anything.
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Dsell on December 13, 2012, 12:30:44 pm
I was sure the answer for "888" was Thief.

Robz...thief...I dunno. :p
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: HiveMindEmulator on December 13, 2012, 12:40:30 pm
I actually thought Robz888's name had 4 8s for some reason. It came to mind, but I went with Duchess, since it's free and 1-888-XXX-XXXX phone numbers are toll free in the U.S.
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: theory on December 13, 2012, 12:46:58 pm
5) Kate Upton, again

If only the answer was Harem ...
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 14, 2012, 04:10:30 pm
Feel free to try them out Theory =) Would be nice if more people did, it would feel as if there was a point to the #15s, though I understand it's not exactly the most fun thing to a lot of people.
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: Forge!!! on December 22, 2012, 06:08:25 pm
Well, this was a fun fad =P

The answers to the last 15, in case anyone was curious:

1) When someone asks if the sword they're making you HAS to be made out of steel, because honestly they're kind of running out, you shrug and say this - Ironworks

2) Know well - Familiar

3) Right next to where they keep the legs - Armory

4) He's not dead yet - Death Cart

5) When your paycheck has the flu - Ill Gotten Gains

6) An action you might do for someone feeling ill - Wishing Well

7) There's a chicken joke in here somewhere - Crossroads

8: The softball player wears this - Hermit

9) Saying hi to one of your siblings with a canadian accent - Oasis

10) This clue is golden, I'm not just giving it up for nothing - Governor

11) A wannabe knight card - Survivors

12) What a rabbit does - Horn of Plenty

13) A bad strain of staph infection combined with a bird used at great depths - Mercenary

14) A disoriented Posh Crow, almost - Workshop

15) 5/6ths of it are right near the edge - Bazaar
Title: Re: Incredibly stupid play on words challenge!
Post by: DWetzel on December 22, 2012, 10:28:31 pm
Five more for you, because I'm bored.

1. Did someone take your Dominion set by mistake?  You should have done this...
2. And when you get it back from them, tell them this....
3. Then maybe they'll understand the concept...
4. So hopefully there's no need to cast aspersions....
5. Losing it for a while is basically the stupid person tax you have to pay.

(Answers)


Market
Mine
Possession
Thief
Feodum (sound it out)