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Dominion => Dominion General Discussion => Topic started by: rinkworks on August 18, 2011, 04:00:59 pm
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A few fun anagrams of Dominion cards:
Festival => Elf Vista
Coppersmith => Pimp Torches
Young Witch => Thin Cow Guy
Hunting Party => Naughty Print
Conspirator => Scorpion Art
Trading Post => Torpid Angst
Scrying Pool => Corgi Pylons
Grand Market => Germ Tankard
Philosopher's Stone => Sloppiest Shoehorn
Fairgrounds => Surfing Road
King's Court => Sucking Rot
Counting House => Enough Suction!
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I don't care this topic is at least 120 days old.
Scrying Pool => Go Rip Cylons!
Festival => I Save FTL
Finally gotten around to watching Battlestar Galactica (2003), end of season 2 now (no spoilers please or use the appropriate tags).
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Moat => Atom
Jack of All Trades => Track of All Jades, presumably a street in the Emerald City.
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Davio = Avoid
Rinkworks = Sworn Kirk (I'll never forgive them for the death of my son)
Kirian - I In Ark
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Ill-Gotten Gains => I get all, no sting
also, less topically, "O Staging Lentil"
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Silk Road= Irk loads!
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Horn of Plenty = Porn on the fly
Spice Merchant = NPC hate crimes
Adventurer = Vader tuner
Jack of All Trades = Jackal deflators
Ambassador = Moar badass
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Keep them coming, great funny topic! ;D
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Festival => I Save FTL
I wish I had a game log to post where I use that card to make an improbable comeback.
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Alchemist: The Claims
("I can synthesize a universal solvent! I can convert lead into gold! I have discovered the secret to eternal youth!")
Ambassador: Or Amass Bad
(That's what the card does, all right.)
Contraband: Don't Ban Car
("Aw, man! I really wanted to buy a Car!")
Embargo: Go Bar Me
("I dare you. Just put an Embargo token on Car and see what I'll do.")
Familiar: I Am Frail
(All those curses are bad for your health.)
Forge: Gofer
("Hey, you! Go get me something whose cost is exactly the sum of these other costs!")
Gardens: Dangers
(All those geese wandering around the gardens biting people, for example.)
Great Hall: All Gather
(Plenty of space in the hall for everyone.)
Hamlet: Thelma
("Hey hon, what can I do for you? One action and one buy? Sure thing, hon, I'll just need two cards.... Have a nice day, now.")
Harem: Am Her
(...and her, and her, and her...)
Minion: No, I'm In!
(Those four new cards are in a hurry to push out your old hand.)
Native Village: At All I've Given
(...You're going to give it back now, right?)
Saboteur: Beat Sour
(How you feel when your opponent King's Courts it on you.)
Spice Merchant: The Nice Cramps
(What you feel when you draw it with no Coppers.)
Transmute: Turns Meat
(...into Gold? Or maybe into a Duchy?)
Treasure Map: Me, A Trap? Sure!
(Sure!)
Tribute: Rebut It
("I hereby intend to prove that when your opponent plays Tribute it does not, in fact, hurt you.")
Woodcutter: To Crude Two
(They're sawing that tree pretty crudely, anyway.)
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Candlestick Maker: Sack Terminal Deck
(Build your deck out of these nonterminals instead!)
Cultist: Cut List
(It jumps to the head of the pack of $5 attacks.)
Hermit: The Rim
(He's on the very edge of his sanity.)
Jack of all Trades: Flake Jolts a Card
("Hey, airhead, you trashed this Estate right out of my hand.")
Masterpiece: Meets a Price
(…of $1 per extra Silver.)
Merchant Guild: Lug Them In, Card
(The more you lug in, the more coin tokens I get.)
Noble Brigand: Gold be in Barn
("I'll take you right to it! Just don't hurt me!")
Oracle: O, Clear
("O, clear these cards off the top of my deck, mighty Oracle!")
Procession: Nope, I Cross
(Nothing stands in the way of the king's Procession.)
Rats: Star
(It's Donald X's favorite.)
Sage: Ages
(He's quite old.)
Silk Road: Risk Load
(It's a dangerous journey to make with valuable merchandise.)
Spoils: Is Slop
(No wonder you get it out of your deck as soon as you use it.)
Stonemason: Toss One Man
(…and gain two cheaper men)
Storeroom: More Roots
(So that's what you keep down there.)
Wandering Minstrel: Warm Listening Nerd
(A minstrel's best audience.)
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Dominion Isotropic: No coin. Is it doom? RIP.
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Native Village / Bridge = A Belated Giving Liver
Hermit / Market Square = Harem Quark Emitters OR Hamster Kart Requiem
Wharf / Fishing Village = Averaging Whiff Hills
Goons / Watchtower = Warthog Cow Onset
Ironworks / Gardens = Darkening Sorrows
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Native Village / Bridge = A Belated Giving Liver
Hermit / Market Square = Harem Quark Emitters OR Hamster Kart Requiem
Wharf / Fishing Village = Averaging Whiff Hills
Goons / Watchtower = Warthog Cow Onset
Ironworks / Gardens = Darkening Sorrows
Big Money + X = Bygone Mix
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Goko dominion: In... ok, I'm no good.
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This is somewhat relevant. (http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=5385.0)
Also, we already know which is the best Village, don't we? It's pretty easy to prove, too:
Grail unveiled = Ruined Village
And completely unrelated, market square = karma request.
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Hamster Kart Requiem
Awesome.
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Goko dominion: In... ok, I'm no good.
I always assumed your name (A Drowned Kernel) was itself an anagram for your real name, but I have no idea what that would be since the anagram engines online don't output proper nouns.
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Edward Loneker?
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Andrew Dorkneel? Now that's a great name!
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Dor-kneel, not Dork-neel, I hope.
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I always assumed your name (A Drowned Kernel) was itself an anagram for your real name, but I have no idea what that would be since the anagram engines online don't output proper nouns.
There are too many possibilities: Arnold Derek Wen? Donald Ewen Kerr? Edward Leon Kern? Probably it's just Old Naked Werner.
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Old Naked Werner.
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/08/120831_CBOX_WernerBrandes.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg)
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Andrew is right, I'll just let you all assume that my last name is Dorkneel.
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Andrew is right, I'll just let you all assume that my last name is Dorkneel.
You should at least hold out for "Knee Lord."
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A Drowned Kernel = Wonderland Reek
Wandering Winder = Winning Rewarded
eHalcyon = Holy Acne
SirPeebles = Rebel Spies
werothegreat = Ghetto Wearer
GendoIkari = Roadie King
theory = Her Toy
Kirian = Air Ink
She Cant Say No = Hates Canyons
michaeljb = I Belch Jam
LastFootnote = Total Festoon
() | (_) ^/ = _((^|/))
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2.71828..... = 3.14159.....
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Warfreak2 = farr 2 weak. I won't say what my real name (Andrew Ronald Kay) anagrams to, but there are two quite good rude ones.
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SirPeebles = Rebel Spies
+1 Card. +1 Action. Reveal the top card of your deck; the player to your left decides whether you put it back or discard it.
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achmed_sender: Mercedes'_hand
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Tables: Stable
I'm almost a Dominion card, yay!
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Claw USA
Not sure how I'm planning to do that, though.
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SirPeebles = Rebel Spies
+1 Card. +1 Action. Reveal the top card of your deck; you may put it back or put it back or discard it.
T: Search your deck for a Rebel permanent of converted gold cost three or less. You may put it into play. Shuffle your deck.
FTFY
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Tables: Stable
I'm almost a Dominion card, yay!
Claw USA
Not sure how I'm planning to do that, though.
I actually tried to find one for each of you, but didn't have much luck. Shorter names are tough.
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Yeah, there's not much you can do for Tables. For my real name I got Indignant Mr Rotor though, which sounds like a pretty hilarious name to begin with.
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2.71828..... = 3.14159.....
Actually, I don't believe either of them are proven to be normal.
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2.71828..... = 3.14159.....
Actually, I don't believe either of them are proven to be normal.
For a bijection, we just need each digit to appear infinitely many times, which I still don't think is known for either number, but the joke works in base 2 at least.
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For a bijection, we just need each digit to appear infinitely many times, which I still don't think is known for either number, but the joke works in base 2 at least.
Except that no-one(?) would recognize either of them in base 2.
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11.001.... is pi and 10.101.... is e, yes? there, now I can recognize them.
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I think it's his name.
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Shorter names are tough.
adj.
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I think it's his name.
You think his name is an anagram or you think his name anagrammed to his post?.. because if it is the latter that's way off with no F,H,T etc. in the name.
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I think it's his name.
Addable Rim Porn?
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More Panda Lip Beard?
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Okay I faked the first one but I think this one is real:
Panda Limb Order
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Tables, mine is worse.
I have nothing.
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d-guys
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Tables, mine is worse.
I have nothing.
Well I never said mine was bad.
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Uhhh...
honer?
no her, nor he?
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Using a longer name I use when I can't use sudgy, here are some amazing ones:
Yoga Muscled
A Clumsy Doge
Aced Slog Yum
Cola Dyes Mug
There was a bajillion, there's probably better ones in there.
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Tables, mine is worse.
True. Mine is worse than Stable(s).
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Tables, mint is worse.
True. Mint is worse than Stable(s).
FTFY
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This topic must be confusing for people who have sex daily.
dyslexia
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Zole - Which is a small extinct burrowing mammal from the old Patagonia region back in the dinosaur age
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Veeee. My evil twin brother.
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Veeee. My evil twin brother.
OIr, the sound a German makes going down a waterslide...
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Veeee. My evil twin brother.
OIr, the sound a German makes going down a waterslide...
When Veeee was born, that's what it looked like.. so that's where they got the idea. It's hauntingly beautiful, isn't it?
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Veeee. My evil twin brother.
OIr, the sound a German makes going down a waterslide...
When Veeee was born, that's what it looked like.. so that's where they got the idea. It's hauntingly beautiful, isn't it?
Its disturbingly creepy!
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Nor I
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I was just messing with people. I was curious what you all might come up with.
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I of course have plenty, but the most relevant seems to be "I, card arena oaf". Which describes what would happen if I tried playing in a tournament, I guess.
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I was just messing with people. I was curious what you all might come up with.
I feel less dumb now then.
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I was just messing with people. I was curious what you all might come up with.
I feel less dumb now then.
EXPLAINING THE JOKE
Drab Emordnilap is "Palindrome Bard" spelled backwards. Hence, his name already has a rather obvious anagram. That is why he said he has little to offer this thread.
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His name also anagrams to "palindrome brad" so there's that.
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His name also anagrams to "palindrome brad" so there's that.
Also palindrome drab.
Also palindromed bra.
I could go on, but feel fine leaving it there.
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Drew wind in anger
Ingrained W drew
Rewind, Ang, Rewind!
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I was just messing with people. I was curious what you all might come up with.
I feel less dumb now then.
EXPLAINING THE JOKE
Drab Emordnilap is "Palindrome Bard" spelled backwards. Hence, his name already has a rather obvious anagram. That is why he said he has little to offer this thread.
I thought everyone knew that. I didn't see any joke in it regarding anything else though.
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I was just messing with people. I was curious what you all might come up with.
I feel less dumb now then.
EXPLAINING THE JOKE
Drab Emordnilap is "Palindrome Bard" spelled backwards. Hence, his name already has a rather obvious anagram. That is why he said he has little to offer this thread.
I thought everyone knew that. I didn't see any joke in it regarding anything else though.
That was enough of a joke for me. I smiled; I laughed; I +1'd. ;D
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palindromed bra.
arb
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Lamp drone braid?
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I feel like I have not much to offer this thread. :P
Wow. Bravo, sir. It took me a while to catch what you did with this post.
Hmm... I don't spot anything anagram related in it...
I was just messing with people. I was curious what you all might come up with.
I feel less dumb now then.
EXPLAINING THE JOKE
Drab Emordnilap is "Palindrome Bard" spelled backwards. Hence, his name already has a rather obvious anagram. That is why he said he has little to offer this thread.
I thought everyone knew that. I didn't see any joke in it regarding anything else though.
I spent an hour looking for some amazing secondary joke there, too. As far as I can tell, though, there wasn't one.
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Yeah, take a shot, guys.
Hug Jar?
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() | (_) ^/ = _((^|/))
Seriously haven't laughed this long in a while. Alas only one '+1' to give. :-\
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Jah Rug, you know, the one rastas kneel on while smoking a hookah.
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IQ duds
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Budbudbudbud
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pirate ship economist == Permission to Teach Pi
I couldn't come up with any good ones for nopawnsintended.
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pirate ship economist == Permission to Teach Pi
I couldn't come up with any good ones for nopawnsintended.
End Nintendo swap
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pirate ship economist == Permission to Teach Pi
I couldn't come up with any good ones for nopawnsintended.
End Nintendo swap
Wins no dented pan!
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Wins no dental plan!
Lisa needs braces!
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Wins no dental plan!
Lisa needs braces!
Dental Plan!
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Cheat pyre?
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I hope job licence ?
(bad, licence is the French spelling of license)
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I sum rank?
Edit: A rum sink?
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mmmm, Jim...
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Yeah I got nothing for my name.
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Yeah I got nothing for my name.
zig, Kong
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Go, King Z?
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3 Zing gok(o)!
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deliver a runt barry
a bed return rivalry
a berry lurid tavern
narrate blurry dive
And one that goes with the movie I just saw this evening:
an barrel river duty
PS: The name Drab Emordnilap would be a lot cooler if it was actually a palindrome.
Drabemord Nilapal Indro Mebard?
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PS: The name Drab Emordnilap would be a lot cooler if it was actually a palindrome.
Drabemord Nilapal Indro Mebard?
The great thing about palindromic names is that they can be extrapolated if you know the first half.
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Gardens / Ironworks --> Sorrowed Rankings
Fortress / Forge --> Reforges Forts
King's Court / Bridge --> Bigger Scout Drink
Pstone / Herbalist --> Notable Hipsters
Duke / Horse Traders --> Shrouded Streaker
Chancellor / Stash --> Heron's Catchalls
Scavenger / Stash --> Vegans' Starches