Dominion Strategy Forum
Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Julle on July 17, 2014, 05:18:27 am
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This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.
Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.
Example:
Poster 1: "I wish scout was action-victory worth 1vp!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but now it's also terminal."
I will start:
I wish for the 9th expansion.
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Granted, but it's made up of thrown away cards from the other expansions which didn't meet the Donald X. seal of approval.
My wish: I wish Isotropic came back!
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Granted, but it's made up of thrown away cards from the other expansions which didn't meet the Donald X. seal of approval.
My wish: I wish Isotropic came back!
Granted, but now it's managed by ex-goko software engineers.
I wish I could play some IRL Dominion with other f.dsers.
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I wish I could play some IRL Dominion with other f.dsers.
Granted, but you can only play with Dominion: Gunpowder.
I wish I could take a teleporter to work.
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Granted, but you'll have to carry it yourself.
I wish my son was 8 years older (2 now) so he can play Dominion with me.
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I wish my son was 8 years older (2 now) so he can play Dominion with me.
Granted, but you're now 80 years old, have dementia, and always open Scout.
I wish my shift was over.
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Granted, but YOUR CAPSLOCK IS ALWAYS ON
I wish there were more non-mafia PBF's.
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Granted, but YOUR CAPSLOCK IS ALWAYS ON
I see what you did there...
I wish there were more non-mafia PBF's.
Granted, but they're all Dominion.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airplane), but it's expensive and harmful for the environment.
I wish for more wishes.
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Granted, but they are corrupt.
I wish Rebuild games were not that boring and luck dependent
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I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but now wishing well is broken.
I wish I had Guilds and prince.
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granted, but the card is now
Prince - Action
Cost: 1 Gunpowder
Trash this and a card from your hand
i want possession and masquerade out of the game
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granted, but it was done by child safety comitee that decided to also take out all attacks.
I wish a card that allows play action four times
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Granted but its a oneshot and costs 11$
my rebuild wish from a few posts before was skipped. i wish for that again.
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my rebuild wish from a few posts before was skipped. i wish for that again.
Granted: Rebuild now uses a Victory card from your hand. However, it now only allows you to upgrade by $1.
I wish Procession allowed me to choose non-Actions.
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I wish Procession allowed me to choose non-Actions.
Granted, it now only allows you to choose non-Actions.
I wish I could Golem a Golem.
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Granted, but everytime you do, you gain a Curse.
I wish scout was better.
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Granted, but everytime you do, you gain a Curse.
I wish scout was better.
Granted, now if all 4 revealed cards are Provinces, you may gain a Copper.
I wish I had perfect shuffle luck.
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Granted, but you had to take hours intricately designing it per AdamH's rule.
I wish I could get the promos.
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Granted, but you can only play online dominion in goko.
I wish this thread will continue as fun for pages to come.
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Granted, but your posts per page limit for the entire forum is reduced to 1.
I wish the BSG PBF would come to an end.
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I wish the BSG PBF would come to an end.
Granted, the forum games subforum is being shut down immediately.
I wish I were the number 1 on the Goko leaderboard.
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I wish the BSG PBF would come to an end.
Granted, the forum games subforum is being shut down immediately.
I wish I were the number 1 on the Goko leaderboard.
Granted, but only because you're the only player on goko.
I wish I had a larger gaming group.
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I wish the BSG PBF would come to an end.
Granted, the forum games subforum is being shut down immediately.
I wish I were the number 1 on the Goko leaderboard.
Granted, but only because you're the only player on goko.
I wish I had a larger gaming group.
Granted, your entire gaming group has a lifetime supply of Krispy Kreme donuts delivered daily.
I wish I had Spider powers.
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Granted, but somebody smashes you to death with a shoe
I wish I always knew what would be the most delicious dish to order at a restaurant
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Granted, but somebody smashes you to death with a shoe
I wish I always knew what would be the most delicious dish to order at a restaurant
Granted, but the only restaurant you can go to is Colony Café in Miami Beach, Fla (https://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/worst-restaurants-america-153400509.html).
I wish it was the weekend already
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I wish it was the weekend already
Granted. The entire surface of the planet is ablated and irradiated from travelling 5 million km at 0.9999c.
I wish Prince worked on Duration cards.
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I wish it was the weekend already
Granted. The entire surface of the planet is ablated and irradiated from travelling 5 million km at 0.9999c.
I wish Prince worked on Duration cards.
Granted, but it will never work on Goko.
I wish one you guys could come clean my apartment.
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Granted, but I would do a terrible job and likely succeed in eating all your apples.
I wish I didn't have to go to the gym tomorrow.
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Granted, you are hit by a bus and you are paralyzed from the neck down.
I wish I was a talented painter.
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Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.
I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.
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Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.
I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.
Granted, your upper body is 30 pounds heavier and your lower body is 60 pounds lighter.
I wish the kitkat update for the lg optimus g would come out today.
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Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.
I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.
Granted, your upper body is 30 pounds heavier and your lower body is 60 pounds lighter.
I wish the kitkat update for the lg optimus g would come out today.
Granted, but the update turns your Optimus into an IPhone.
I wish I was taller.
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Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.
I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.
Granted, your upper body is 30 pounds heavier and your lower body is 60 pounds lighter.
I wish the kitkat update for the lg optimus g would come out today.
Granted, but the update turns your Optimus into an IPhone.
I wish I was taller.
Granted, now you have a third arm growing from your head.
I wish the ASIO4ALL drivers worked smoothly on Windows 7.
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Granted, but you won't get paid and your work will go unrecognized until after you're dead.
I wish I were 30 pounds lighter.
Granted, your upper body is 30 pounds heavier and your lower body is 60 pounds lighter.
I wish the kitkat update for the lg optimus g would come out today.
Granted, but the update turns your Optimus into an IPhone.
I wish I was taller.
Granted, now you have a third arm growing from your head.
I wish the ASIO4ALL drivers worked smoothly on Windows 7.
Granted, you're now part of the Matrix.
I wish all the bars didn't play completely terrible "pop hits" music.
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Granted, now they play "pop flops".
I wish traffic were better.
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Granted, now they play "pop flops".
I wish traffic were better.
Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.
I wish my lawn would mow itself.
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Granted, now they play "pop flops".
I wish traffic were better.
Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.
I wish my lawn would mow itself.
Granted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lawnmower_Man).
I wish stores like CVS would stop telling me that buying something and getting a discount on my next purchase is the same as getting that discount now.
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Granted, now they play "pop flops".
I wish traffic were better.
Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.
I wish my lawn would mow itself.
Granted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lawnmower_Man).
I wish stores like CVS would stop telling me that buying something and getting a discount on my next purchase is the same as getting that discount now.
not granted
I want treasure map to cost 3$
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Granted, now they play "pop flops".
I wish traffic were better.
Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.
I wish my lawn would mow itself.
Granted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lawnmower_Man).
I wish stores like CVS would stop telling me that buying something and getting a discount on my next purchase is the same as getting that discount now.
not granted
I want treasure map to cost 3$
Granted, but opening 2 of them is still not a great plan usually, and simply decreases the overall enjoyment of Dominion by further allowing luck to beat skill.
I want to take more than 2 consecutive turns with Outpost.
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Granted, now they play "pop flops".
I wish traffic were better.
Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.
I wish my lawn would mow itself.
Granted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lawnmower_Man).
I wish stores like CVS would stop telling me that buying something and getting a discount on my next purchase is the same as getting that discount now.
not granted
I want treasure map to cost 3$
Granted, but opening 2 of them is still not a great plan usually, and simply decreases the overall enjoyment of Dominion by further allowing luck to beat skill.
I want to take more than 2 consecutive turns with Outpost.
Granted, but it still sucks.
I wish Moat were more useful.
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I think an Outpost that let you take more than 2 turns would be way overpowered... you just play 1 each turn and you get infinite turns.
And granted, your opponent is now going to be playing attacks every turn, ever game.
I wish for Goko to become as good as Iso was.
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I think an Outpost that let you take more than 2 turns would be way overpowered... you just play 1 each turn and you get infinite turns.
And granted, your opponent is now going to be playing attacks every turn, ever game.
I wish for Goko to become as good as Iso was.
Granted, but then it will be shut down.
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I think an Outpost that let you take more than 2 turns would be way overpowered... you just play 1 each turn and you get infinite turns.
And granted, your opponent is now going to be playing attacks every turn, ever game.
I wish for Goko to become as good as Iso was.
Granted, but they switch to Trivial Pursuit instead of Dominion.
I wish for Copper.
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Granted, but I'm not sure how that's going to help your double Poor House turn.
I wish for Bulbasaur.
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I wish for Bulbasaur.
Granted, but it only has the attac of magikarp.
I wish my homework would be done already.
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I wish for Bulbasaur.
Granted, but it only has the attac of magikarp.
I wish my homework would be done already.
Your homework is now well done after being roasted.
I wish mosquitos would stop biting me >:(
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I wish mosquitos would stop biting me >:(
Granted, now you will be bitten by bed bugs instead.
I wish I already were on holidays.
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I wish mosquitos would stop biting me >:(
Granted. Now Rottweilers are biting you.
I wish my first child is a daughter.
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I wish my first child is a daughter.
A bit off-topic, but... (http://littlefun.org/uploads/524a4c6fe691b26331c4428d_736.jpg)
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Granted, but shes actually your wife.
I wish that my alarm clock was broken
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Granted, but shes actually your wife.
I wish that my alarm clock was broken
Granted, it now goes off every three minutes and can't be turned off.
I wish my ankle would stop hurting.
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I wish my ankle would stop hurting.
Granted, but now the whole rest of your body hurts.
I wish there would be peace in ambassador wars.
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I wish my ankle would stop hurting.
Granted, but now the whole rest of your body hurts.
I wish there would be peace in ambassador wars.
Granted, but now your Moats collide every turn.
I wish I learned how to play Goons strategies.
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granted but you will have terrible shuffle luck.
i wish there would not be a alchemy expansion.
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i wish there would not be a alchemy expansion.
Granted, but there would be other cards, that are even more strange.
I wish, more people would watch my german Youtube-channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/GwinnRDominion) #surreptitious advertising
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Granted, but Germany will never win a football world cup again.
I wish Netherlands would win a world cup at least once.
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Granted, but there would be other cards, that are even more strange.
Gunpowder?
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Granted, but Germany will never win a football world cup again.
I wish Netherlands would win a world cup at least once.
Granted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_Hockey_World_Cup).
I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.
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I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.
Granted, but there is a character named "sucide bomber" who kills every one in the first round and you have to wait very long for the next round.
I wish all poeple in the world would play Dominion.
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I wish I could start my next modded mafia game sooner.
Granted, but there is a character named "sucide bomber" who kills every one in the first round and you have to wait very long for the next round.
I wish all poeple in the world would play Dominion.
Granted, all 'poeple' in the world now play Dominion.
I wish Walk Through Fire had more albums.
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I wish Walk Through Fire had more albums.
Granted, but they are only for special fans and you never hear a song of it.
I wish my english would be so good, that I'd never write "poeple" again ;-)
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I wish my english would be so good, that I'd never write "poeple" again ;-)
Granted, but you will never learn the word stranger.
I wish Soothsayer was cooler.
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I wish Soothsayer was cooler.
Granted, but now he is so cool/cold, that you can't touch it for gaining it.
I wish I had more time to play Dominion.
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Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.
I wish would stop sweating so much.
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Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.
I wish would stop sweating so much.
Granted, you have lost the ability to sweat.
I wish I had an air conditioner.
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Granted, but you can only play with 10 base set cards.
I wish would stop sweating so much.
Granted, you have lost the ability to sweat.
I wish I had an air conditioner.
Granted, but you now live in Antarctica.
I wish I could have slept in this morning.
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I wish I could have slept in this morning.
Granted, but you had bad nightmares.
I wish I would not lose so much time in this thread ;-)
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I wish I could have slept in this morning.
Granted, but you had bad nightmares.
I wish I would not lose so much time in this thread ;-)
Granted, you will start losing time trying to get in this thread but never succeeding.
I wish there was a stronger version of Pearl Diver.
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Granted but it still sucks
I wish I had a grim reaper cloak
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Granted but it still sucks
I wish I had a grim reaper cloak
Granted, but it still doesn't look cool or intimidating.
I wish I could sleep less, but still feel awake.
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Granted but it still sucks
I wish I had a grim reaper cloak
Granted, but it still doesn't look cool or intimidating.
I wish I could sleep less, but still feel awake.
Granted, but you're now addicted to cocaine
I wish for more memes in Homage to the best card thread.
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Granted but your computer crashes as youre about to read them.
I wish my wishes wouldnt be corrupted
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Granted, but this is your last wish to be granted.
I wish people will enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy as much as I did.
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How'd you see it early? Or trolling?
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Granted, but they become so obsessed with it that they lose interest in Domonion.
I wish there was something I could do about the heat.
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Granted, but they become so obsessed with it that they lose interest in Domonion.
I wish there was something I could do about the heat.
Granted, you can make it worse.
I wish SK doesn't use his newly gained powers.
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How'd you see it early? Or trolling?
I get invited by Disney to advance screenings. Perks of being a cinema manager. :)
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I wish SK doesn't use his newly gained powers.
Granted, but now it uses other powers, that are even more powerfull.
I wish I knew what SK meens.
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Granted, but only when referring to this... (http://www.hirekogolf.com/sk-fiber-golf-shafts)
I wish a few more people wanted me to make golf clubs for them.
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I wish I knew what SK meens.
No, you really actually don't. Long, sad story...
Grnted, but the clubs are shut down because you were sued.
I wish i wasnt so lonely.
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I wish I knew what SK meens.
Read the last few posts before this one...
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Granted, you found Internet porn.
I wish curse of naxxramass was out already
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Granted, you are now cursed.
I wish this thread would actually be Dominion-themed wish corruptions like the title says.
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I wish this thread would actually be Dominion-themed wish corruptions like the title says.
Granted, but now you lost all your knowledge and don't understand anything.
I wish my wishing-wells-wishes to become all true.
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I wish this thread would actually be Dominion-themed wish corruptions like the title says.
Granted, but now you lost all your knowledge and don't understand anything.
I wish my wishing-wells-wishes to become all true.
Granted, your deck contains nothing but Wishing Wells.
I wish I could always break PPR and get away with it.
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I wish I could always break PPR and get away with it.
Granted, but you now never get in the situation, where you can brake PPR, because your opponent always buys the PP and wins.
I wish I'd play a pin in every game.
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Granted, but it's never fast enough to beat anyone.
I wish rebuild sucked.
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I wish I could always break PPR and get away with it.
Granted, but you now never get in the situation, where you can brake PPR, because your opponent always buys the PP and wins.
I wish I'd play a pin in every game.
Granted, we've exchanged all of your dominions for pinball.
I wish that my fancy engines wouldn't lose to big money.
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I wish that my fancy engines wouldn't lose to big money.
Granted, but they now lose to everything other, your opponent plays.
I wish I could play more then one Dominion game at the same time.
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I wish I could play more then one Dominion game at the same time.
Granted, but you can only buy Village.
I wish Bomb was better than Island.
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I wish I could play more then one Dominion game at the same time.
Granted, but you can only buy Village.
I wish Bomb was better than Island.
Granted, island now doesn't give any VP.
I wish goko had a friends list.
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I wish goko had a friends list.
Ok, this one is easy: Granted, but you dont have friends.
I wish goko would release the salvager extension officially.
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I wish goko had a friends list.
Ok, this one is easy: Granted, but you dont have friends.
I wish goko would release the salvager extension officially.
Granted, but now goko develops it.
I wish that Procession trashed the card before playing it.
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Granted, but now it doesn't gain anything.
I wish minion wasn't an attack
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I wish minion wasn't an attack
Granted, but now you can't even defend you with a Moat.
I wish there would be a german-cup-tournament of Dominion again.
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I wish minion wasn't an attack
Granted, but now you can't even defend you with a Moat.
I wish there would be a german-cup-tournament of Dominion again.
Granted; you now live in the United States.
I wish my children would be quiet for 30 minutes like they're supposed to instead of bickering with each other
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I wish minion wasn't an attack
Granted, but now you can't even defend you with a Moat.
I wish there would be a german-cup-tournament of Dominion again.
Granted; you now live in the United States.
I wish my children would be quiet for 30 minutes like they're supposed to instead of bickering with each other
Granted; now they can never speak.
I wish I wouldn't have to hear crying babies on train rides.
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I wish I wouldn't have to hear crying babies on train rides.
This one is easy too, after your curruption: Granted, now you'll never hear anything.
I wish, there would be more upvotes in this thread. It's kinda funny.
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I wish, there would be more upvotes in this thread. It's kinda funny.
Granted, but for none of your posts.
I wish that I would stop being slow-played as I type this message
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I wish that I would stop being slow-played as I type this message
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I wish I can sell all my Dominion expansions at their cost before moving.
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I wish I can sell all my Dominion expansions at their cost before moving.
Granted, but you'll never play Dominion anymore.
I wish I could gain some Dominion expansions for free.
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Granted, but you'll never play Dominion anymore.
So mean.
I wish I could gain some Dominion expansions for free.
Granted, but you have to pay for several bridges first.
I wish I'm never on the wrong end of a Torturer chain again.
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Granted, but you'll never play Dominion anymore.
So mean.
I wish I could gain some Dominion expansions for free.
Granted, but you have to pay for several bridges first.
I wish I'm never on the wrong end of a Torturer chain again.
the receiving end is the right end for you
i wish i had godlike powers and could do almost anything i want
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i wish i had godlike powers and could do almost anything i want
Granted, but you are to scared to use them.
I wish I knew all Dominion rules with all combinations of cards.
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i wish i had godlike powers and could do almost anything i want
Granted, but you are to scared to use them.
I wish I knew all Dominion rules with all combinations of cards.
Granted, but Stef is still better than you are at Dominion
I wish that I would play better in gokodom/dominion league
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I wish that I would play better in gokodom/dominion league
Granted, but (http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=11498.msg401671#msg401671)
I wish I had more time for the things I like to do.
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I wish that I would play better in gokodom/dominion league
Granted, but (http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=11498.msg401671#msg401671)
I wish I had more time for the things I like to do.
granted, but the things you like to do most is now losing against me in dominion
I want the ability to go back to a certain point in my life and relive it from there, keeping all memories I've obtained up until now.
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I want the ability to go back to a certain point in my life and relive it from there, keeping all memories I've obtained up until now.
Granted, but that time is middle school and you have to live it over and over again. (Are middle school and its horrors a thing in other countries?)
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I want the ability to go back to a certain point in my life and relive it from there, keeping all memories I've obtained up until now.
Granted, but that time is middle school and you have to live it over and over again. (Are middle school and its horrors a thing in other countries?)
you just fulfilled one of my biggest wishes :)
and yea it was pretty bad, but that's exactly why I want to go back there, I could do it so much better now.
also, you need to wish something too.
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I want the ability to go back to a certain point in my life and relive it from there, keeping all memories I've obtained up until now.
Granted, but that time is middle school and you have to live it over and over again. (Are middle school and its horrors a thing in other countries?)
you just fulfilled one of my biggest wishes :)
and yea it was pretty bad, but that's exactly why I want to go back there, I could do it so much better now.
also, you need to wish something too.
But you'd like to never make it out? Granted I could do better in Middle School as an adult, but I wouldn't want to be there and I'd have to hang out with middle schoolers and forever is a long time.
I wish that I was allowed to corrupt other people's wishes without having to make wishes of my own to be corrupted.
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But you'd like to never make it out? Granted I could do better in Middle School as an adult, but I wouldn't want to be there and I'd have to hang out with middle schoolers and forever is a long time.
I'd like to relive the entire thing, yes. and it's not about grades, it's about interaction with classmates. if i could do everything again, knowing everything i know now, it would be the best thing ever. I don't think I can really explain why I'd like it so much.
I wish that I was allowed to corrupt other people's wishes without having to make wishes of my own to be corrupted.
granted, but you have to wish "i wish that others can corrupt my wishes again" before you can do your first non-corrupt wish.
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But you'd like to never make it out? Granted I could do better in Middle School as an adult, but I wouldn't want to be there and I'd have to hang out with middle schoolers and forever is a long time.
I'd like to relive the entire thing, yes. and it's not about grades, it's about interaction with classmates. if i could do everything again, knowing everything i know now, it would be the best thing ever. I don't think I can really explain why I'd like it so much.
Oh I know you don't mean the grades. I just meant would you really want to have to be a middle schooler for the rest of your life? I corrupted it so you just "groundhogs dayed" middle school forever. I totally understand the desire to fix all of the social catastrophes perpetrated by one's middle school self though.
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But you'd like to never make it out? Granted I could do better in Middle School as an adult, but I wouldn't want to be there and I'd have to hang out with middle schoolers and forever is a long time.
I'd like to relive the entire thing, yes. and it's not about grades, it's about interaction with classmates. if i could do everything again, knowing everything i know now, it would be the best thing ever. I don't think I can really explain why I'd like it so much.
Oh I know you don't mean the grades. I just meant would you really want to have to be a middle schooler for the rest of your life? I corrupted it so you just "groundhogs dayed" middle school forever. I totally understand the desire to fix all of the social catastrophes perpetrated by one's middle school self though.
I don't think the experience would really fix a lot. I don't think you or anyone discovered that. What really happens is that, with the help of perspective, those catastrophes stop looking like catastrophes. You would probably have more or less the same issues, and best case scenario, would not take them so hard.
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But you'd like to never make it out? Granted I could do better in Middle School as an adult, but I wouldn't want to be there and I'd have to hang out with middle schoolers and forever is a long time.
I'd like to relive the entire thing, yes. and it's not about grades, it's about interaction with classmates. if i could do everything again, knowing everything i know now, it would be the best thing ever. I don't think I can really explain why I'd like it so much.
Oh I know you don't mean the grades. I just meant would you really want to have to be a middle schooler for the rest of your life? I corrupted it so you just "groundhogs dayed" middle school forever. I totally understand the desire to fix all of the social catastrophes perpetrated by one's middle school self though.
oh, oups. i didn't read that part. yea, that would be less great. though I might still do it, if it comes with immortality?
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Granted, but you are forever stuck in middle school while time passes for the rest of the universe.
I wish I had a good computer for 3D software.
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Granted, but you are forever stuck in middle school while time passes for the rest of the universe.
I wish I had a good computer for 3D software.
Granted, but its 2D graphics are horrible. (?)
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Granted, but you are forever stuck in middle school while time passes for the rest of the universe.
I wish I had a good computer for 3D software.
Granted, but its 2D graphics are horrible. (?)
I wish I could think of a wish.
Granted, but everytime you are about to wish your wish, you forget it.
I wish my BGG order would arrive today.
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Granted, but you have to leave town for a week before it gets there.
I wish I had Graeters ice cream.
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Granted, but you are forever stuck in middle school while time passes for the rest of the universe.
I wish I had a good computer for 3D software.
Granted, but its 2D graphics are horrible. (?)
I wish I could think of a wish.
Granted, but everytime you are about to wish your wish, you forget it.
I wish my BGG order would arrive today.
Granted, but they mixed up your order and sent you a bunch of copies of Monopoly instead of what you ordered.
I wish those days would come back back again.
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I wish I had Graeters ice cream.
Granted, but it is so hot, that it melts, before you can eat it.
I wish my professor would tell me the topic of my thesis, so that I can start working.
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I wish the ASIO4ALL drivers worked smoothly on Windows 7.
Granted, you're now part of the Matrix.
Damn, I think I'm really part of the Matrix now, since the drivers have been working smoothly today.
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I wish my professor would tell me the topic of my thesis, so that I can start working.
Granted, you now have a PhD and are looking for postdoc positions.
I wish the awesomeness of 2p Dominion did not ruin 3+p Dominion for me.
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I wish my professor would tell me the topic of my thesis, so that I can start working.
Granted, you now have a PhD and are looking for postdoc positions.
I wish the awesomeness of 2p Dominion did not ruin 3+p Dominion for me.
Granted, you never discovered Dominion.
I wish that Making Fun implements the Salvager functionalities before releasing the new Online Dominion where Salvager won't work.
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I wish that Making Fun implements the Salvager functionalities before releasing the new Online Dominion where Salvager won't work.
Granted. Salvager is the only card that fully works in their implementation.
I wish I could actually make my own shuffle luck.
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I wish I could actually make my own shuffle luck.
Granted. You will get caught and DQ'd.
I wish there were others ITT in addition to me and soulnet.
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Granted! Now you have to deal with me!
I wish I owned all the sets and promos on goko.
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Granted, but now your computer won't load properly.
I wish I was better at budgeting my time outside of work.
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I wish I was better at budgeting my time outside of work.
Granted, but now you budget with no time.
I wish there would be even more cool Dominion cards.
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I wish I was better at budgeting my time outside of work.
Granted, but now you budget with no time.
I wish there would be even more cool Dominion cards.
Granted, but they're never released.
I wish I could learn Hungarian Rhapsody perfectly instantly.
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I wish I could learn Hungarian Rhapsody perfectly instantly.
Granted, but there is noone who likes to here you.
I wish everyone who reads this, upvotes it :-P
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I wish I could learn Hungarian Rhapsody perfectly instantly.
Granted, but there is noone who likes to here you.
I wish everyone who reads this, upvotes it :-P
Granted, but nobody will upvote anything else you say here ever.
I wish this one facebook friend would message me back saying if they're going to play in the newbie mafia game or not.
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I wish I could learn Hungarian Rhapsody perfectly instantly.
Granted, but there is noone who likes to here you.
I wish everyone who reads this, upvotes it :-P
Granted, but all of those people will also immediately remove their upvotes.
I wish I didn't forget to buy food today.
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I wish I could learn Hungarian Rhapsody perfectly instantly.
Granted, but there is noone who likes to here you.
I wish everyone who reads this, upvotes it :-P
Granted, but all of those people will also immediately remove their upvotes.
I wish I didn't forget to buy food today.
Granted, but because you somehow time traveled, you managed to create a paradox and the entire universe collapses.
I wish people would answer me, not the person before me. ;)
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I wish I could learn Hungarian Rhapsody perfectly instantly.
Granted, but there is noone who likes to here you.
I wish everyone who reads this, upvotes it :-P
Granted, but all of those people will also immediately remove their upvotes.
I wish I didn't forget to buy food today.
Granted, but because you somehow time traveled, you managed to create a paradox and the entire universe collapses.
I wish people would answer me, not the person before me. ;)
Granted, but persons will no longer answer you in this forum.
I wish threads on f.ds would never get derailed.
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I wish I could learn Hungarian Rhapsody perfectly instantly.
Granted, but there is noone who likes to here you.
I wish everyone who reads this, upvotes it :-P
Granted, but all of those people will also immediately remove their upvotes.
I wish I didn't forget to buy food today.
Granted, but because you somehow time traveled, you managed to create a paradox and the entire universe collapses.
I wish people would answer me, not the person before me. ;)
Granted, but persons will no longer answer you in this forum.
I wish threads on f.ds would never get derailed.
Granted, but now all threads are about trains.
I wish trains would never get derailed.
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Granted, but persons will no longer answer you in this forum.
I wish threads on f.ds would never get derailed.
Granted, but now all threads are about trains.
I wish trains would never get derailed.
Granted, but now all trains are about threads on f.ds.
I wish I didn't get Sarnath'd on f.ds.
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Granted, but persons will no longer answer you in this forum.
I wish threads on f.ds would never get derailed.
Granted, but now all threads are about trains.
I wish trains would never get derailed.
Granted, but now all trains are about threads on f.ds.
I wish I didn't get Sarnath'd on f.ds.
Granted, but someone responds to this wish without a funny twist.
I wish I knew what "Sarnath'd" meant.
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Granted, but now you are cursed with the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
I wish this thread was in Forum Games.
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Granted, but now you are cursed with the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
I wish this thread was in Forum Games.
Granted, but you had to do it yourself.
I wish my life were just better in general.
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I wish I knew what "Sarnath'd" meant.
You are Sarnath'd when you're typing a post, and after you've sent it, you notice that someone else has posted basically the same thing while you were typing. Likewise, if you manage to post something so quickly that another person posts the same thing after you, you have Sarnath'd that person. The term originates from the MtG site/forum MiseTings where the user Sarnath often Sarnath'd other people.
If explaining jokes makes them funnier, what effect does explaining a meme have?
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You are Sarnath'd when you're typing a post, and after you've sent it, you notice that someone else has posted basically the same thing while you were typing. Likewise, if you manage to post something so quickly that another person posts the same thing after you, you have Sarnath'd that person. The term originates from the MtG site/forum MiseTings where the user Sarnath often Sarnath'd other people.
If explaining jokes makes them funnier, what effect does explaining a meme have?
Weird, I just saw that expression for the first time today, and now I see it again with someone explaining what it means. Must be some crazy coincidence.
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I wish this thread had upvotes in it.
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Granted, but no one upvotes your posts and instead weird posts that you don't understand gets upvotes and you feel a little bit left out and alienated and suddenly you are sad and don't know why.
I wish I had longer lunch breaks.
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Granted, but no one upvotes your posts and instead weird posts that you don't understand gets upvotes and you feel a little bit left out and alienated and suddenly you are sad and don't know why.
I wish I had longer lunch breaks.
Granted, but you make them longer without permission, so you get fired.
I wish I'd have more than one wish in each post.
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Granted, but no one upvotes your posts and instead weird posts that you don't understand gets upvotes and you feel a little bit left out and alienated and suddenly you are sad and don't know why.
I wish I had longer lunch breaks.
Granted, but you make them longer without permission, so you get fired.
I wish I'd have more than one wish in each post.
granted. but you don't get any more respect for it.
I wish you hadn't ninja'd the reply I was going to give theory
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I wish you hadn't ninja'd the reply I was going to give theory
Granted, but two other people did it.
I wish DXV would publish one of my card ideas.
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I wish you hadn't ninja'd the reply I was going to give theory
Granted, but two other people did it.
I wish DXV would publish one of my card ideas.
Granted, but it's only released on goko.
I wish I lived closer to work.
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I wish you hadn't ninja'd the reply I was going to give theory
Granted, but two other people did it.
I wish DXV would publish one of my card ideas.
Granted, but your idea was Bomb.
I wish Goko had Prince.
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I wish you hadn't ninja'd the reply I was going to give theory
Granted, but two other people did it.
I wish DXV would publish one of my card ideas.
Granted, but your idea was Bomb.
I wish Goko had Prince.
Granted, but you have to grind through hundreds more terrible adventure levels to earn it.
I wish it were acceptable to post wish-grants without posting wishes after it.
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I wish you hadn't ninja'd the reply I was going to give theory
Granted, but two other people did it.
I wish DXV would publish one of my card ideas.
Granted, but your idea was Bomb.
I wish Goko had Prince.
Granted, but you have to grind through hundreds more terrible adventure levels to earn it.
I wish it were acceptable to post wish-grants without posting wishes after it.
Granted, but I get to do it instead of you.
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I wish you hadn't ninja'd the reply I was going to give theory
Granted, but two other people did it.
I wish DXV would publish one of my card ideas.
Granted, but it's only released on goko.
I wish I lived closer to work.
Granted, you now live in a box outside the front door.
I wish I could finish this amazing Thai food.
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I wish I could finish this amazing Thai food.
Granted, but you used old food and get ill.
I wish more people would be in our city in the BSW.
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Boo...I had the forum post of the week in this thread, then lost all the respect when it got moved here...
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haha, now all you non-forum-gamers are playing a forum game!
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Boo...I had the forum post of the week in this thread, then lost all the respect when it got moved here...
Do you lose the respect though? I thought that you just lose the post, but keep the +1s.
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Boo...I had the forum post of the week in this thread, then lost all the respect when it got moved here...
I wish you had formulated your complaint as a wish.