Dominion Strategy Forum
Miscellaneous => Introductions => Topic started by: MetaSkipper on April 19, 2014, 12:04:31 am
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After a few days making bad cards, this is my official introduction. So hi there! My name on this part of the Interwebs is MetaSkipper, and Dominion happens to be one of my interests!
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[Insert welcoming and interested response here, including a subtle reference to forum games]
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[Insert offensive and belligerent reply to the effect of "we don't take kindly to your types around here" followed by a rant on how Butterfinger BBs and Butterfinger Bites are practically the same thing and it's Obama's fault that we're living under a socialist regime that wants us all to eat organic and brush our teeth when they know damn well it's our God-given right to yell loudly at all sinners like homosexuals and people who wear hats that aren't camo or NASCAR related]
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[something about pinapples]
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[literally just pineapples]
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[pineapples]
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[deciduous and coniferous trees]
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Wow. People here are really weird.
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[witty comeback]
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[Even more witty comeback that also subtly insults FTTW without him realizing he's been insulted.]
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[insert [insert random topic] to [insert random verb]]
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I walk away for ten seconds and this is what breaks out.
I'm afraid that any forum games will have to be put on hold. I've resigned this week to actually learning how to play Dominion well. After that, I have Standardized Testing Month, and then I'm going to go back to making bad fan cards. But I'll probably find some time for some forum games.
[marginally funny reference to thread's running gag]
Also:
[literally just pineapples]
New sig confirmed.
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I've resigned this week to actually learning how to play Dominion well.
[comment about the impossibility of learning to play Dominion well in a week but also with a plug stating that if it were possible to do then f.ds would be the place to learn]
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[Even more witty comeback that also subtly insults FTTW without him realizing he's been insulted.]
Ha yeah... wait... huh?
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I have no delusions about being able to having GDLK play after a week. I just want to be able to beat my Village Idiot+Mine friends on the suggested starting board.
[insert admission that this time is probably better spent on studying for my tests]
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Make no mistake, Dominion will take you far in life.
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Make no mistake, Dominion will take you far in from life.
FTFY
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Make no mistake, Dominion will take you far in from life.
FTFY
Dominion is life.
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[Beat dead horse about this thread's running gag.]
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Make no mistake, Dominion will take you far in from life.
FTFY
Dominion is life.
But is it love? [Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more]
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[something about pinapples]
*pins some apples onto something*