(Sung by a Cantrip)
My squire arrived just the other day
He came to my deck in the usual way
But there were golds to gain, and Chapels to play
He added a coin while I was away
And he was giving Actions 'fore I knew it, and in clean-up,
He said, "I'm gonna be like you, Dad, you know I'm gonna be like you."
And the Action and the Buy and the Clean-Up Phase
Sometimes a Night and an Outpost play
"When you gonna draw me, Dad," "I don't know when
But we'll gain some Silvers then,
You know we'll gain some Silvers then."
My squire added Buys just the other day
He said "Thanks for the gains Dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to draw?" I said "Not today,
I've got a lot to do" he said "That's okay"
And he got discarded, and got shuffled too,
But said "I'm gonna be like you, Dad,
You know I'm gonna be like you."
And the Action and the Buy and the Clean-Up Phase
Sometimes a Night and an Outpost play
"When you gonna draw me, Dad," "I don't know when
But we'll gain some Silvers then,
You know we'll gain some Silvers then."
He got Remodeled just the other day
So much a Wandering Minstrel I just had to say,
"Squire, I'm proud of you, can add to my coins?"
He shook his head, and so gently rejoined,
"What I'd really like, is to discard some estates
Can I do it fast before it's too late?"
And the Action and the Buy and the Clean-Up Phase
Sometimes a Night and an Outpost play
"When you gonna draw me, Dad," "I don't know when
But we'll gain some Silvers then,
You know we'll gain some Silvers then."
I've started greening and my Squire got Remade
I checked to see what his loss had gained.
I said, "I'd like a silver, if you don't mind"
He said "I'd love to Dad, but I'm a Scrying Pool"
You I don't like Treasures and I'm non-terminal
But it's sure nice Spying for you, Dad.
It's sure nice Spying for you.
As he went into play it occurred to me
My Squire, was just like me.
And the Action and the Buy and the Clean-Up Phase
Sometimes a Night and an Outpost play
"When you gonna draw me, Dad," "I don't know when
But we'll gain some Silvers then,
You know we'll gain some Silvers then."
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