Pick-up lines
Hey baby, come with me. I can Upgrade your Great Hall to a Garden... nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Mountebank? Sure, I'll mount a bank.
Baby, you must be a Marauder. After we play, you're Spoiled, and I'm Ruined.
Sweet thing, I'm like Rats. I like to multiply.
Girl, I'm like a Cultist. You can play me again and again and again and again.
Lady, I'm like Sir Martin. Not as cool as the rest. But cheaper.
Puns
Squire, you're like a freshman girls' dorm. Lots of buys. (Think about it).
How did I win Dominion? I Hoard my way to the top.