What you should do, Donald, is give us just enough information to keep us occupied until we can have real information, without actually informing us of anything. Like, tell us how many times each of the Wheel-of-Fortune freebies (R L S T N E) appears in the rulebook. We can wildly speculate from that for weeks.
(I'd say give us ETAOIN SHRDLU, but then presumably Celestial Chameleon has full-text by Friday.)