Some days, it's best to just resign before Turn 4.
I end up with 3 Ruins before my second reshuffle, and end up holding the entire Ruins pile before I get a $5 hand. How, you ask? My opponent opens Pearl Diver/Cultist, plays both on Turn 3 triggering a reshuffle AND picks up $5 for another Cultist, then topdecks both Cultists allowing him to play both immediately.
Skullclamp: turn 1
Skullclamp buys Cultist
Skullclamp draws Estate, Estate, Copper, Copper, Estate
Stealth Tomato: turn 1
Stealth Tomato buys Steward
Stealth Tomato draws Copper, Estate, Estate, Copper, Copper
Skullclamp: turn 2
Skullclamp buys Pearl Diver
Skullclamp shuffles deck
Skullclamp draws Copper, Estate, Pearl Diver, Cultist, Copper
Stealth Tomato: turn 2
Stealth Tomato buys Ambassador
Stealth Tomato shuffles deck
Stealth Tomato draws Estate, Ambassador, Copper, Copper, Steward
Skullclamp: turn 3
Skullclamp plays Pearl Diver
Skullclamp places Copper on top of deck
Skullclamp plays Cultist
Skullclamp draws Copper, Copper
Stealth Tomato gains Abandoned Mine
Skullclamp plays 5 Copper
Skullclamp buys Cultist
Skullclamp draws Copper, Estate, Estate, Copper
Skullclamp shuffles deck
Skullclamp draws Pearl Diver
Stealth Tomato: turn 3
Stealth Tomato plays Ambassador
Stealth Tomato reveals Copper
Stealth Tomato returns Copper to the Supply
Stealth Tomato returns Copper to the Supply
Skullclamp gains Copper
Stealth Tomato draws Copper, Estate, Copper, Copper, Estate
Skullclamp: turn 4
Skullclamp plays Pearl Diver
Skullclamp places Cultist on top of deck
Skullclamp plays Cultist
Skullclamp draws Cultist, Copper
Stealth Tomato gains Abandoned Mine
Skullclamp plays Cultist
Skullclamp draws Estate, Copper
Stealth Tomato gains Abandoned Mine
Skullclamp plays 4 Copper
Skullclamp buys Silver
Skullclamp draws Copper, Copper, Copper
Skullclamp shuffles deck
Skullclamp draws Copper, Pearl Diver
I didn't hit a $5 hand until I had the entire Ruins pile.
Oh, did I mention City was in the Supply? And Expand?
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