Hello,
My name is Ozle
Nationality: Tuvaluan
Height: 0.35 Rods (approx)
Eye Colour: Vermillion
Entrance Music: I wish I was a little bit Taller (Skee-Lo)
Favourite Cheese: Edam
Favourite Dominion Card: Knight (From Dark Ages)
Background: I was orphaned as a small child when raiders came to the my village and killed everybody and I was hiding in the woods at the time. I swore vengeance upon them, but after a few years I got a bit bored of that and went to work in a small town by the seaside. There my love of games was awakened by a the local Shuffleboard Championships. Once I had conquered all the locals I moved out onto the big wide world in search of new challenges.
Over my travels I have been to such exotic places such as Brazil, Africa and Milton Keynes and had many adventures such as racing pygmies on hippo’s, become the Earl of Maryland, and I once even won a fight with a Bear!
Alas though my travels could not last forever, and at the age of 26 I decided to settle down, maybe write a book of my travels and live off the proceeds. But this idea lasted even less time than the thirst for vengeance did and I was soon working a mundane 5 till 9 job for a criminal organisation that specialised in making counterfeit biscuits. In a scene scarily familiar to my childhood, one day the police raided our Nobhob factory and took away all the workers, while I was hiding in the woods, leaving me alone once more.
I wandered as a Vagabond for a bit (Not one of those amusing helpful ones, like the Littlest Hobo, but the mean drunking spitting one that would pee down your leg if you didn’t give any money). It was during one of these peeing incidents that I met a fellow tramp called Donald Irene Vaccarino, who in exchange for not glassing him offered to listen to my pitch for a new deck building game. I also suggested he change his middle name to an X to make himself a little bit more mysterious (And DIV didn’t sound too good). I’ve no idea what became of him, probably in a gutter still somewhere.
Anyway, then I found this place, and your stuck with me. Tough. Deal with it
Ozle