Dear irata,
I'm sorry I got literally
perfect shuffle luck for a Chapel/Bishop golden deck.
Open Chapel/Silver.
Turn 3: Chapel, Copper, Estate, Estate, Estate => trash Copper and 3 Estates.Turn 4: Silver, Copper, Copper, Copper, Copper => buy Gold.Turn 5: Gold, Silver, Copper, Copper, Copper => buy Bishop (and trash Copper to opponent's Bishop).
Turn 6: Chapel, Copper, Copper, Copper, Copper => trash 4 Coppers.Turn 7: Bishop, Chapel, Gold, Silver, Copper => trash Chapel, buy Gold.
Turn 8: Bishop, Gold, Gold, Silver, Copper => trash Copper, buy Province => Golden deck.
Seriously, how often do you draw your Chapel with a Copper and three Estates on turn 3, and again with 4 Coppers on turn 6?