City idiot
Action, cost $5
+1 card
+1 action
If you've 2 actions or more remaining, +1 card, +1action, +1 buy, +$1
Smithy idiot
Action, cost $1
If you have 5 or more cards in hand, +23 cards. Otherwise, +1 card.
Torturer idiot
Action attack, cost $1
+1 card, +1 action
Each other player chooses one : he trashes a card from his hand, or he gains a Curse card, putting it in his hand.
(can be utterly broken with militia-like attacks or nice trashing, terrible otherwise)