Burned! - Action - $25
If the person who plays this card does not own the Dominion sets in play, then return all cards to their sets immediately and set the sets on fire.
If the person who plays this card owns the Dominion sets in play, then all other players must take off their clothes and light them on fire.
If more than player in the game owns a set in play, then set all sets and clothes on fire.
Shit Storm - Action - $6
Trash this card, then choose one: Either you exchange ALL of your cards for all of the cards in the trash, or the player to your left does. If the player to your left does, he gains a Shit Storm.
(Think about how insane this would get. Player A shit storms player B. Player B now has all the trash but has 2 Shit Storms. Player B uses the first shit storm to get his old deck back, then uses the second Shit Storm to shit storm player A, who now has the trash with 3 Shit Storms. Player A could then get his deck back with his first Shit Storm, or he could shit storm player B, making player B essentially trade his deck for player A's old deck which is in the trash, then player A could shit storm himself and trade his current deck of old trash for player B's old deck which is in the trash. Now the players have swapped decks and player A has two Shit Storms and player B has one Shit Storm and anything could happen.