If i were you i'd certainly contact the authorities. They have the time to halt cyclists who drive on the wrong side of the road.
Really?
They do. I experienced that myself. Couldn't they, like, stop a bankrobbery or catch a terrorist, or get a cat out of a tree or something instead of stopping me?
Now i don't cycle anymore, and have become fat.
Or are you disagreeing to my suggestion in general?
Edit: Or are you saying that i probably wouldn't call the authorities if i was in Silverspawn's place? In that case, it depends on how insufferable the situation is. I certainly would be open to it. Also i allready acknowledged i was being a smart-ass.