Really crippled myself in this game.
Opened 2/5 on a Young Witch board, Duchess is the bane. Of course the bot is going to go heavy YW, because they always do. (Even when the bane is something I would double-open anyway, like FV or Amb.) But I figure, forget the bane, I can just grab this Chapel and not worry about it.
A couple of turns later, it gets to my hand and... wait, Cellar? Fuuuuuuuck. There's no trashing on this board at all.
Okay, but what was my starting $5? Choices were Embassy, Pillage, Stables, I bought a Stables. Best choice? I don't know, I wasn't thrilled with any of them. Oh, hey, I forgot to check what got pushed to the second page, let's look... Wharf? Fuuuuuuck.
A few turns in, I finally hit $5 again, time to get that Wharf. Except that in my haste, I miss the next-page button and buy a Caravan instead.
A comedy of errors. I got slaughtered.