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Quote from: eHalcyon on August 17, 2015, 01:02:45 pmHow are you racing this way so often?Possible reasons to race on hands and knees:Has childIs childWants to stay connected to inner childMedical reasonsAlcoholDoes documentary and lives among animalsRemote relative of a family living in rural TurkeyWas raised by wolvesMoatetc
How are you racing this way so often?
Oh, and to impress friends. Conversations go this way a lot:Me: "I can gallop."Friend: "What?!? Show me!"*gallops*
Has no feet
Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse. I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".
Quote from: Witherweaver on August 17, 2015, 01:27:24 pmGirls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse. I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".Like... a diet high in oats and hay, loves carrots for treats, lives and poops outside?Are those traits the ladies are looking for nowadays? Crazy millennials...
Quote from: Witherweaver on August 17, 2015, 01:16:35 pmHas no feetThat's a medical reason.
Posting begets posting.
Donald X made me a design snob.
Bomb, Cannon, and many of the Gunpowder cards can strongly effect gameplay, particularly in a destructive way
Quote from: sudgy on August 17, 2015, 01:20:40 pmOh, and to impress friends. Conversations go this way a lot:Me: "I can gallop."Friend: "What?!? Show me!"*gallops*Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse. I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".Or, something like that.
Quote from: Witherweaver on August 17, 2015, 01:27:24 pmQuote from: sudgy on August 17, 2015, 01:20:40 pmOh, and to impress friends. Conversations go this way a lot:Me: "I can gallop."Friend: "What?!? Show me!"*gallops*Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse. I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".Or, something like that."Hey sudgy, why the long face?"or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"
Quote from: eHalcyon on August 17, 2015, 07:25:00 pmQuote from: Witherweaver on August 17, 2015, 01:27:24 pmQuote from: sudgy on August 17, 2015, 01:20:40 pmOh, and to impress friends. Conversations go this way a lot:Me: "I can gallop."Friend: "What?!? Show me!"*gallops*Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse. I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".Or, something like that."Hey sudgy, why the long face?"or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"I don't follow.
Quote from: Seprix on August 17, 2015, 07:26:58 pmQuote from: eHalcyon on August 17, 2015, 07:25:00 pmQuote from: Witherweaver on August 17, 2015, 01:27:24 pmQuote from: sudgy on August 17, 2015, 01:20:40 pmOh, and to impress friends. Conversations go this way a lot:Me: "I can gallop."Friend: "What?!? Show me!"*gallops*Girls: "Wow, he gallops just like a horse. I wonder if he has... other horse-like attributes".Or, something like that."Hey sudgy, why the long face?"or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"I don't follow.Horses have long faces.Dependable horses are a source of silver.
I guess I deserve a diadem for the most ultra super secret pun ever.
"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"
Quote from: eHalcyon on August 17, 2015, 07:25:00 pm"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"It's funny because you aren't loaned the 4 Silver.
Pulling a loose tooth.
Quote from: Kuildeous on August 18, 2015, 07:54:03 amQuote from: eHalcyon on August 17, 2015, 07:25:00 pm"Hey sudgy, why the long face?"or maybe, "Hey sudgy, can you lend me 4 silver coins?"It's funny because you aren't loaned the 4 Silver.Then why do you put the silver back after you finish playing the game?