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[Ozle]

Fun fact.... I wrote a proper story/ book thing once

[Ozle]

I do wish people would keep up, I don't live in Tuvalu now!

What's the point of making up a hilarious back story if people don't pay attention!

I refuse to believe you left Tuvalu for London. That's just... no.

I did, there was an unfortunate incident with the chieftains daughter, several coconuts, a vine and the village goat that made it in my best interests to slip away quietly.

Obviously I slipped away noisily though, any excuse for a party.....(although that's how it started with the chieftains daughter)

[ashersky]

I can fly to Tuvalu in 13.5 hours, with only one stop.

[Ozle]

I iried to fly there once.....but my arms got tired

[eHalcyon]

I iried to fly there once.....but my arms got tired

Usually it's the giant green pipes that get you.

[Donald X.]

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow.....

I dreamed I was working in a factory making giant marshmallows. When I woke up, I had an extra pillow.

[Donald X.]

I did, there was an unfortunate incident with the chieftains daughter, several coconuts, a vine and the village goat that made it in my best interests to slip away quietly.

I know this one. The trick is, you swing across the river on the vine holding the goat and the coconuts... and then you bring the goat back, you just leave the coconuts. Then you bring the chieftain's daughter across and bring the coconuts back; then finally you bring the goat and the coconuts again. So neither of them gets a chance to eat the coconuts, and the chieftain's daughter doesn't run off with the goat.

[Ozle]

On Tuvalu you NEVER leave your coconuts unguarded.

[Ozle]

On Tuvalu you NEVER leave your coconuts unguarded.

Which is coincidently the title of the book i wrote!

(Note: its not really, the book is about a man who is highly suspicious of penguins)

[sudgy]

What's the point of making up a hilarious back story if people don't pay attention!

That reminds me, I was in a musical of Charlotte's Web, and we said that the main human characters were actually aliens who came to Earth and took over it.  All of the animals were brainwashed humans, and a whole bunch of other stuff.  It was pretty amazing.

[LastFootnote]

Fun fact.... I wrote a proper story/ book thing once

Fun fact: I am illiterate.

[Axxle]

Fun fact.... I wrote a proper story/ book thing once

Fun fact: I am illiterate.

Thousand monkeys, thousand typewriters, etc.

[LastFootnote]

Fun fact.... I wrote a proper story/ book thing once

Fun fact: I am illiterate.

Thousand monkeys, thousand typewriters, etc.

Bingi.

[Kirian]

[Tables]

I did, there was an unfortunate incident with the chieftains daughter, several coconuts, a vine and the village goat that made it in my best interests to slip away quietly.

I know this one. The trick is, you swing across the river on the vine holding the goat and the coconuts... and then you bring the goat back, you just leave the coconuts. Then you bring the chieftain's daughter across and bring the coconuts back; then finally you bring the goat and the coconuts again. So neither of them gets a chance to eat the coconuts, and the chieftain's daughter doesn't run off with the goat.

Thread closed, Donald X just won.

[AndrewisFTTW]

Choosing between Ozle and a goat kinda reminds me of when Homer had to choose between Mountain Dew and crab juice.

[Tables]

As a cover supervisor in schools (aka supply teacher), I've found the most frequent question I'm asked is, "Sir, what's your favourite football team." It's... interesting.

[Awaclus]

As a cover supervisor in schools (aka supply teacher), I've found the most frequent question I'm asked is, "Sir, what's your favourite football team." It's... interesting.

I have never heard of a football team called "interesting". Are they good?

[Tables]

As a cover supervisor in schools (aka supply teacher), I've found the most frequent question I'm asked is, "Sir, what's your favourite football team." It's... interesting.

I have never heard of a football team called "interesting". Are they good?

They're pretty bland.

[Ozle]

Choosing between Ozle and a goat kinda reminds me of when Homer had to choose between Mountain Dew and crab juice.

Shame the choice isn't between Ozle and Crabs.... Because them you could get both!

[Ozle]

Hang on a minute...I'm Ozle!!! Grrr

[pacovf]

I did, there was an unfortunate incident with the chieftains daughter, several coconuts, a vine and the village goat that made it in my best interests to slip away quietly.

I know this one. The trick is, you swing across the river on the vine holding the goat and the coconuts... and then you bring the goat back, you just leave the coconuts. Then you bring the chieftain's daughter across and bring the coconuts back; then finally you bring the goat and the coconuts again. So neither of them gets a chance to eat the coconuts, and the chieftain's daughter doesn't run off with the goat.

I think that's the variant where Ozle has three arms. If Ozle only has two arms^{[citation needed]}, then we should assume that either the goat or the chieftan's daughter are not interested in the coconuts, or not interested in each other.

Did you try clicking on the blue text? Didya?

[markusin]

I did, there was an unfortunate incident with the chieftains daughter, several coconuts, a vine and the village goat that made it in my best interests to slip away quietly.

I know this one. The trick is, you swing across the river on the vine holding the goat and the coconuts... and then you bring the goat back, you just leave the coconuts. Then you bring the chieftain's daughter across and bring the coconuts back; then finally you bring the goat and the coconuts again. So neither of them gets a chance to eat the coconuts, and the chieftain's daughter doesn't run off with the goat.

I think that's the variant where Ozle has three arms. If Ozle only has two arms^{[citation needed]}, then we should assume that either the goat or the chieftan's daughter are not interested in the coconuts, or not interested in each other.

Did you try clicking on the blue text? Didya?

With the same assumptions:
- Bring goat across and come back with nothing.
- Bring coconuts across and come back with goat.
- Bring girl across and come back with nothing.
- Bring the goat and success.

[pacovf]

If you are assuming that both the goat and the chieftain's daughter want to eat the coconuts, and that the chieftain's daughter wants to run away with the goat (please keep fanfiction in RSP), then your solution doesn't work, because the chieftain's daughter eats the coconuts after step one.

Actually, there is no solution, because any pair of "items" leads to defeat, and you can only carry one of them at the same time. That's why you need to rule in that there is one pair of items that doesn't lead to a loss.

EDIT: To keep in line with the current F.DS meta, I had a 1:1 respect to post ratio for thirty minutes. It felt pretty great while it lasted, would definitely do it again.

[Awaclus]

Did you try clicking on the blue text? Didya?

No, because the cursor didn't change.