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[Kirian]

(Illusions)

That was the most realistic cat illusion I've ever seen.  How the hell did he make it look like the cat was interacting with the other illusion?

Mind.  Blown.

[Awaclus]

Speaking of which...

Wut.

Why did that need to be a video and also who hasn't seen that before?

The colors are actually different.

[qmech]

If you like this, then you may like the rest.

[Lekkit]

I wear my socks and underpants inside out.

[SirPeebles]

http://www.mikeholmesdraws.com/tagged/Mikenesses

[pingpongsam]

http://watchout4snakes.com/wo4snakes/Random/RandomWord

[pingpongsam]

If I were less lazy today I would write a script that grabs the random word and google image searches that word and then randomly selects a picture to display so that each click results in a totally random picture. Instead you got what you got.

[SirPeebles]

I found this pretty funny.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/76777/paul-rudd-has-been-playing-the-same-hilarious-joke-on-conan-o-brien-for-years

[Kirian]

I found this pretty funny.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/76777/paul-rudd-has-been-playing-the-same-hilarious-joke-on-conan-o-brien-for-years

Wow.  That's... actually comedy gold.

[Tables]

So, when I play dominion, I usually put cards into a trash pile, but since I consider myself a serious gamer, I'm wondering whether this approach is the one I should be taking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5tVoxblETY#t=36

Could anyone give me any advice?

[SirPeebles]

So, when I play dominion, I usually put cards into a trash pile, but since I consider myself a serious gamer, I'm wondering whether this approach is the one I should be taking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5tVoxblETY#t=36

Could anyone give me any advice?

I prefer this method:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM

[eHalcyon]

So, when I play dominion, I usually put cards into a trash pile, but since I consider myself a serious gamer, I'm wondering whether this approach is the one I should be taking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5tVoxblETY#t=36

Could anyone give me any advice?

The video's long... what's this about?

[Tables]

So, when I play dominion, I usually put cards into a trash pile, but since I consider myself a serious gamer, I'm wondering whether this approach is the one I should be taking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5tVoxblETY#t=36

Could anyone give me any advice?

The video's long... what's this about?

I put a timestamp in to the relevant section (about 20 seconds long). If that doesn't work it's from about 35 seconds in.

[Ozle]

Started looking at houses again this weekend...awful

One of them had chunks missing out of the plaster, and the bedroom had a massive sagging ceiling with a crack down the middle!!
What, did the agent not think we would notice that

"Oh, dont worry about that, that was a previous problem that has been sorted"
"A) I AM going to worry about that, and B) It doesnt look like its been sorted!


Then went to see a second, different agent, was a nice place right where I wanted. As we were leaving the agent says "Oh, they will apparently need to evict the tennant though...that will take 6 months to a year"
....

[Tables]

Then went to see a second, different agent, was a nice place right where I wanted. As we were leaving the agent says "Oh, they will apparently need to evict the tennant though...that will take 6 months to a year"
....

Aww, but I liked Tennant as the Doctor .

[qmech]

Then went to see a second, different agent, was a nice place right where I wanted. As we were leaving the agent says "Oh, they will apparently need to evict the tennant though...that will take 6 months to a year"
....

Aww, but I liked Tennant as the Doctor .

That's what why I took him in in the first place, but it's always nothing but excuses: "I swear I'll have paid you by last week."

[Ozle]

Then went to see a second, different agent, was a nice place right where I wanted. As we were leaving the agent says "Oh, they will apparently need to evict the tennant though...that will take 6 months to a year"
....

Aww, but I liked Tennant as the Doctor .

That's what why I took him in in the first place, but it's always nothing but excuses: "I swear I'll have paid you by last week."

But I paid you next year for last month.
You are probably not renewing it because of the time dilation effects of the time war, take it up with the daleks!

[Polk5440]

Started looking at houses again this weekend...awful

One of them had chunks missing out of the plaster, and the bedroom had a massive sagging ceiling with a crack down the middle!!
What, did the agent not think we would notice that

"Oh, dont worry about that, that was a previous problem that has been sorted"
"A) I AM going to worry about that, and B) It doesnt look like its been sorted!


Then went to see a second, different agent, was a nice place right where I wanted. As we were leaving the agent says "Oh, they will apparently need to evict the tennant though...that will take 6 months to a year"
....

 

Is this partly a result of the price range and locations you are giving the agent?

[Kirian]

Via @wilw with a hat tip to @paulandstorm, good reasons never to share your passwords.

[Ozle]

Started looking at houses again this weekend...awful

One of them had chunks missing out of the plaster, and the bedroom had a massive sagging ceiling with a crack down the middle!!
What, did the agent not think we would notice that

"Oh, dont worry about that, that was a previous problem that has been sorted"
"A) I AM going to worry about that, and B) It doesnt look like its been sorted!


Then went to see a second, different agent, was a nice place right where I wanted. As we were leaving the agent says "Oh, they will apparently need to evict the tennant though...that will take 6 months to a year"
....

 

Is this partly a result of the price range and locations you are giving the agent?

No, well, partly.
There are decent houses out there for my budget and location, but unfortunately they go so so quickly generally anything good gets an offer within a week. The house I was going to buy was excellent and within budget.

Whats left is the crap that has been there for months that they can't shift (For reasons such as stated above), so they show you the photos of the good parts of the house and then when you get there.....its awful.
In the vain hope that I dont know, you fall in love with the rotting walls and dead dogs outside.

Basically, Estate agents are useless wankers who do not care about anything. Especially at the moment where houses are pretty much selling themselves and it doesnt take any skill on thier part to find buyers

[Polk5440]

Started looking at houses again this weekend...awful

One of them had chunks missing out of the plaster, and the bedroom had a massive sagging ceiling with a crack down the middle!!
What, did the agent not think we would notice that

"Oh, dont worry about that, that was a previous problem that has been sorted"
"A) I AM going to worry about that, and B) It doesnt look like its been sorted!


Then went to see a second, different agent, was a nice place right where I wanted. As we were leaving the agent says "Oh, they will apparently need to evict the tennant though...that will take 6 months to a year"
....

 

Is this partly a result of the price range and locations you are giving the agent?

No, well, partly.
There are decent houses out there for my budget and location, but unfortunately they go so so quickly generally anything good gets an offer within a week. The house I was going to buy was excellent and within budget.

Whats left is the crap that has been there for months that they can't shift (For reasons such as stated above), so they show you the photos of the good parts of the house and then when you get there.....its awful.
In the vain hope that I dont know, you fall in love with the rotting walls and dead dogs outside.

Basically, Estate agents are useless wankers who do not care about anything. Especially at the moment where houses are pretty much selling themselves and it doesnt take any skill on thier part to find buyers

That's too bad. Good luck.

[Archetype]

Hands down my favorite thing from The Onion.

[jonts26]

My favorite thing from the onion: http://www.theonion.com/articles/mythbusters-team-struck-down-by-zeus,5091/

Or maybe this one: http://www.theonion.com/articles/fucking-yankees-reports-nation,2257/

[Watno]

Some real gems in here: http://distractify.com/fun/fails/test-answers-that-are-totally-wrong-but-still-genius/

[Tables]

I saw that the other day, good stuff.