Very old joke from the awesome "song parodies" thread (changed the lyrics a bit):
Fairgrounds rush song (Pokémon main theme).I'm gonna play my Tournament,
i don't care 'bout your hand.
I just want a prize so bad.
And if it's Diadem.
So let's go see Black Market now.
and buy some worthless junk.
My different cards are fourty-six.
No close to being enough.
Fairgrounds rush!
Ohh - my deck is spoiled.
For you there were Ruins sold.
Fairgrounds rush!
Ohh - you're my best bet.
My Madman i can't play.
Fairgrounds rush!
Ohh - that Curse works out.
I'll even pay 5$ for Scout.
You gain Gold, i gain threefold.
Fairgrounds rush!
Gonna gain 'em all!
Gonna gain 'em all!
Fairgrounds rush!