...cast iron skillet back to wash again...
<vader> Nooooooooo! </vader>
All of the gay men (and women) in my life knew how to treat a cast iron skillet at an age younger than this nimrod.
In all fairness to younger people like myself (I've gotten an idea of your age elsewhere) (and I'm not all that young), most of us didn't use cast iron skillets as kids. That's no defense of the idiot in your troop though.
Now I am sad because I cast use my cast iron pans on my current stove.
Also, keep the Scout jokes coming Robz!