Compulsory for every thread like this:
Dragon Sphere
$0* Action-Prize
Trash this card, If you do +8001$.
Kudos for using number from the
original Japanese, if it was on purpose.
And now, some *really* bad card ideas:
Blender
Action
2
+1 Card
+1 Action
Shuffle any Kingdom pile.
Setup: When Blender is dealt from the randomizer deck, instead of choosing 10 piles of 10 cards, instead choose 99 other cards at random from all Kingdom piles you own. Add 1 copy of Blender to these, sort them randomly into 10 piles of 10 cards each. Only the top card of a pile may be purchased. Players may look at the contents of piles at any time.
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Quote Stuffing
Action
7
+1000 Buys
+$5000
Whenever you buy a card this turn, immediately return it to its pile.
Smorgasbord
Action
5
Each player gains one of each card in the Supply.
Provincial Apprentice
Action
13
+1 Action
+6 Cards
Planned Obsolescence
Action
3
Trash Planned Obsolescence. Name a Supply pile. Roll a D6 and place it on that pile. While it remains there, that pile running out can't cause the game to end. Each turn, decrement it. If you would decrement it from 1, remove the die and gain a copy of Planned Obsolescence.
Hot Potato
Action Curse
2
When you gain Hot Potato, shuffle it into your deck.
When you draw Hot Potato, play it immediately. If you can't, discard it.
When you play Hot Potato, choose an opponent at random. That player gains it.
-2 VP