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[Dsell]

I've broken my ankle and my little finger...twice.

[ConMan]

I have a metal screw in my jaw. I have the X-rays that show the drill that went in first, and then the implant itself. Luckily, it apparently doesn't set off metal detectors.

[Archetype]

I've never broken a bone! 

[Tables]

I broke and dislocated a few bones in my toes once. It hurt a little but never really made me think there was anything that wrong until I went to the hospital and they told me they needed to do a few things. It fixed up fine still so not a big deal.

[() | (_) ^/]

I've had heart surgery, plastic surgery, arthroscopic surgery to correct a partially-dislocated shoulder which I had been walking around with and using for the previous six months, and I've been impaled through the right thigh with a bayonet.

But I've never broken a bone.

^^^ all of this is true, not even joking.

[Polk5440]

...and I've been impaled through the right thigh with a bayonet.

Please say this was due to a civil-war reenactment gone wrong, because that would be hilarious.

[Kuildeous]

...and I've been impaled through the right thigh with a bayonet.

Please say this was due to a civil-war reenactment gone wrong, because that would be hilarious.

I dunno. Might be more hilarious if it wasn't related to anything prior to the 19th century.

[() | (_) ^/]

...and I've been impaled through the right thigh with a bayonet.

Please say this was due to a civil-war reenactment gone wrong, because that would be hilarious.

I dunno. Might be more hilarious if it wasn't related to anything prior to the 19th century.

Nope, not a reenactor.

Correct, not related to the 19th century or before.

And the bayonet wasn't sharp when it went through...  Ironically, I wish it had been.

[Polk5440]

...and I've been impaled through the right thigh with a bayonet.

Please say this was due to a civil-war reenactment gone wrong, because that would be hilarious.

I dunno. Might be more hilarious if it wasn't related to anything prior to the 19th century.

Nope, not a reenactor.

Correct, not related to the 19th century or before.

And the bayonet wasn't sharp when it went through...  Ironically, I wish it had been.

Youch....

[BoxOfDOG]

Day 22!
~The Ladies~

The Ladies, my friends.
*push push* onward, to your destiny.

Talk. Talk talk.

[SirPeebles]

Day 22!
~The Ladies~

The Ladies, my friends.
*push push* onward, to your destiny.

Talk. Talk talk.

I am pro-Ladies. Most of my best friends are ladies.

[BoxOfDOG]

Day 23!
~Money~

Fine. That was a dumb subject. I can learn from my mistakes.

[eHalcyon]

Day 23!
~Money~

Fine. That was a dumb subject. I can learn from my mistakes.

Ladies aren't dumb! Well, some are, but so are many non-ladies.

[Eevee]

In my experience money is one of the most awkward subjects out there.

Ladies though, they are fun! Often. Most of my friends used to be women, but as I get older, it seems to shift back to hanging with men more and more. I think that has more to do with my life situation changing than with me or my preferences changing though (namely not going to school anymore means not having school friends anymore, and all my colleagues are male).

[Witherweaver]

In my experience, ladies do not appreciate being called a dumb subject.

[BoxOfDOG]

Did anyone else notice I went straight from ladies to money?

Kind of synonymous subjects there, if you ask me.

[BoxOfDOG]

Did anyone else notice I went straight from ladies to money?

Kind of synonymous subjects there, if you ask me.

Notice the joking tone in the sexist comment..

[sudgy]

Using money, I will show that women are evil.

First, we know that women use time and money.  So:

Women = Time * Money

We also know that time is money, so:

Women = Money * Money
Women = Money²

We know that Money is the root of all Evil, so the square root of Evil equals Money.

Women = (sqrt(Evil))²
Women = Evil


...I don't believe this, in case you were wondering, but since we're talking about both the ladies and money, I thought it was perfect.

[Awaclus]

Using money, I will show that women are evil.

First, we know that women use time and money.  So:

Women = Time * Money

We also know that time is money, so:

Women = Money * Money
Women = Money²

We know that Money is the root of all Evil, so the square root of Evil equals Money.

Women = (sqrt(Evil))²
Women = Evil

Also, we know that making sausages uses time and money. So:

Sausages = Time * Money

Therefore, Women = Sausages

We used this logic to prove that everything is actually a sausage in philosophy class last year with a couple of schoolmates.

[BoxOfDOG]

Using money, I will show that women are evil.

First, we know that women use time and money.  So:

Women = Time * Money

We also know that time is money, so:

Women = Money * Money
Women = Money²

We know that Money is the root of all Evil, so the square root of Evil equals Money.

Women = (sqrt(Evil))²
Women = Evil

Also, we know that making sausages uses time and money. So:

Sausages = Time * Money

Therefore, Women = Sausages

We used this logic to prove that everything is actually a sausage in philosophy class last year with a couple of schoolmates.

So by that logic..

I can eat a cat, and it's perfectly okay..?

[Awaclus]

So by that logic..

I can eat a cat, and it's perfectly okay..?

By exactly what logic is eating a cat not perfectly okay?

[Witherweaver]

So by that logic..

I can eat a cat, and it's perfectly okay..?

By exactly what logic is eating a cat not perfectly okay?

Superposition of states.  You can't be sure if the cat you ate is dead or alive until someone opens up your stomach to look at it.

[sudgy]

So by that logic..

I can eat a cat, and it's perfectly okay..?

By exactly what logic is eating a cat not perfectly okay?

Superposition of states.  You can't be sure if the cat you ate is dead or alive until someone opens up your stomach to look at it.

This can't get enough +1s.