Monterey Jack of All Trades
This is the best thing ever.
If you've ever played Amun Re, the icons that represent the cards look like cheese wedges to me so that's what I call them. You've even substituted a card for a cheese wedge.
Everybody thinks I'm crazy because I call them cheese wedges. I also call the treasure chests in Strozzi Sponges. Nobody understands me, but maybe you do, eHalcyon!