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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #100 on: December 11, 2013, 01:32:07 pm »
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I CAME IN LIKE A PIRATE SHIP
I NEVER HIT SO HARD YOUR DECK
ALL I WANTED WAS TO TRASH YOUR CARDS
ALL YOU EVER DID WAS GIVE ME ESTATES
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #101 on: December 11, 2013, 05:33:42 pm »
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Can we go back? That was the moment
That night was the night we played til it's over
And we played our cards down like we're playing Big Money...
Like we were playing Big Money
Ooh can we go back? That was the moment
That night was the night we played til it's over
And we played our cards down like we're playing Big Money...
Like we're playing Big Money
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #102 on: December 11, 2013, 06:42:29 pm »
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Lab draws cards, Workshop gains.
Warehouse sifts, and Witch attacks.
Bridge gives buys, Duke scores points, and Militia discards cards.
Smithy draws, Familiar junks, and the Lighthouse blocks attacks.
But there's one card that no one knows...
WHAT DOES THE SCOUT DO?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHAT THE SCOUT DO?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
WHAT THE SCOUT DO?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHAT THE SCOUT DO?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHAT THE SCOUT DO?
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #103 on: December 11, 2013, 07:11:44 pm »
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Lab draws cards, Workshop gains.
Warehouse sifts, and Witch attacks.
Bridge gives buys, Duke scores points, and Militia discards cards.
Smithy draws, Familiar junks, and the Lighthouse blocks attacks.
But there's one card that no one knows...
WHAT DOES THE SCOUT SAY?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHAT THE SCOUT SAY?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
WHAT THE SCOUT SAY?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHAT THE SCOUT SAY?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHAT THE SCOUT SAY?

I think this is awesome, but would be 10x awesomer if it were "what does the Scout do?" instead of "say?"
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #104 on: December 11, 2013, 07:31:38 pm »
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I think this is awesome, but would be 10x awesomer if it were "what does the Scout do?" instead of "say?"

I thought about that, but then I wasn't sure if it would be obvious what tune it was supposed to be sung to.  Then I ended up adding the whole "ring-ding-ding..." part which makes it obvious, but then I didn't think about changing it after that.  I'll edit it.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #105 on: December 11, 2013, 07:43:33 pm »
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I used the Per'l Diver, see under my deck.
I play another one, put it into my hand.
You're trying to curse me, you're playin' your Witch.
Ya, you think I'll get some, yeah you think I'll get some....

BUT I GOT MO-OAT
Wha-oh Wha-o.... Wha-oh wha-oh... Wha-oh Wha-oh.... Wha-oh wha-o
BUT I GOT MO-OAT
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #106 on: December 11, 2013, 07:57:23 pm »
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what does the Scout do?

Like the legend of the Minstrel Vagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting

We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored

Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP

Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #107 on: December 12, 2013, 12:35:22 am »
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what does the Scout do?

Like the legend of the Minstrel Vagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting

We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored

Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP

Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture.  What song is this supposed to be?

Damn kids, get off my lawn.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #108 on: December 12, 2013, 03:33:35 am »
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what does the Scout do?

Like the legend of the Minstrel Vagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting

We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored

Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP

Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture.  What song is this supposed to be?

Damn kids, get off my lawn.

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #109 on: December 12, 2013, 09:09:07 am »
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what does the Scout do?

Like the legend of the Minstrel Vagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting

We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored

Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP

Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture.  What song is this supposed to be?

Damn kids, get off my lawn.

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Apparently disco is back?
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #110 on: December 12, 2013, 11:58:38 am »
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what does the Scout do?

Like the legend of the Minstrel Vagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting

We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored

Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP

Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture.  What song is this supposed to be?

Damn kids, get off my lawn.

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Apparently disco is back?

So this is that "Get Lucky" that I've been hearing about.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #111 on: December 12, 2013, 01:10:10 pm »
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You think you own the Victories you land on
The cards are just some dead things you can claim
But I know every Treasure, Curse and Action
Has a cost, has a function, has a name

You think the only players who are people
Are the players with strategies like yours
But if you shuffle the deck of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever used Possession to Ambassador a Province?
Or asked the Young Witch why she must discard?
Can you get all of the Prizes out of Tournament
Can you make an engine using only Throne Rooms
Can you make an engine using only Throne Rooms?
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #112 on: December 13, 2013, 01:07:56 am »
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This is dedicated to WANDERING WINDER I watched his video where a guy raged at him because Wandering Winder possessed his tactician hand and generally destroyed him..



ALL APOLOGIES

What else can I say.. all apologies.
What else can I buy? You bought possession, so did I.
I possessed your tactician deck. Please stop the disrespect.
and bought the trusty steed... Please don't curse at me!!

And when it's done, when the game has done, and I have won, and when it's done...

"good game!"
"hand shake?"
"no way!"
"don't comp-lain!"

yeah, yeah, yeah yeah..

I wish I were like you.. And had a team of goons
I got a plat by using vault
I'm sorry, its my fault
I know you didn't mess up..
It's definitely shuffle luck..

And when it's done, and when it's done,
And I have won, when it's donnnnne......

"good game!!"
"handshake?"
"no way!"
"don't comp - lain!"
yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

To end it all I bought
great halls
To three pile it all
I bought great halls
To three pile it all
I bought great halls
to three pile it all
I bought great halls...



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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #113 on: December 15, 2013, 08:34:26 am »
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Lab draws cards, Workshop gains.
WHAT THE SCOUT DO?

What is the reference?
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #114 on: December 15, 2013, 08:37:00 am »
+1

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #115 on: December 15, 2013, 10:50:46 pm »
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Tell me what you want, what you really really want. (Tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
Tell me what you want, what you really really want. (Tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I really really really wanna King's Court... yeah...

If you want to Torture, but not be tortured back.
If you want to be the only one who can buy a Jack.
Now go wastin' your precious buys... on Silvers, Workshops, Tunnels, buy a Black Market!

Tell me what you want, what you really really want. (Tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I really really really wanna Mountebank... yeah...

If you wanna win at Dominion, and lose all your friends.
The best way for that to happen is to buy Bla-a-ck Market!
If you wanna win at Dominion, and lose all your friends.
Take the only copy, and that's the way you wiiiii-iiin! 

What-cha Think about that?  I just King's Courted Witch.
Say you can't handle my Curses, are you for real?
You have no way.... to Curse me back.  If that's really bugs you, you can say good-bye (rage quit, yeah).

Tell me what you want, what you really really want. (Tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I really really really wanna Tournament... yeah...

If you wanna win at Dominion, and never make any friends.
Pull some power from Black Market, and win those lucky wiiii-ins.

If you wanna win at Dominion, and never make any friends.
Clog him up with curses, ensure the game never ennnnds!

So, here's the story from A to Z. 
If you want a rage quit, you've got to listen carefully.
You've got M* in your face lays their deck to waste.
You've got the one KC makes vic-tor-y easy,
Wait, victory doesn't come for free.
P2 just bought a black market, you see.

Slam your hand down, Black Markets all around.
Slam your hand down, Black Markets all around.

If you wanna win at Dominion, and never make any friends.
Pull some power from Black Market, and win those lucky wiiii-ins.  (Repeat)

ha-ha-ha-ha


Slam your hand down, Black Markets all around.
Slam your hand down, Black Markets all around. And Zig-a-Zag ahhh....

*M = Mountebank
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #116 on: December 16, 2013, 03:20:35 am »
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what does the Scout do?

Like the legend of the Minstrel Vagrant
Mild cycling and some sifting
Cards from the deck we're lifting
We know our luck is shifting

We look at four and draw all victory cards
The rest we will sort, top of deck now restored

Scout's on the board 'til there's none
I'm paying 4 to buy one
Scout's on the board for good fun
I'm playing Scout to get VP

Scout gives me actions plus one
Clear hand next turn should be fun
Buy more Estates 'til I've won
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP
I'm playing Scout to get VP

I'm apparently out of touch with pop culture.  What song is this supposed to be?

Damn kids, get off my lawn.

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Apparently disco is back?


yes.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #117 on: December 16, 2013, 06:03:47 am »
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I ain't sayin' she a Gold digger,
But she messin' with No-ble Brigand
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #118 on: December 16, 2013, 07:40:38 am »
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here's one for the veteran's.


This game is not a money game,
this game is rebuild, bloody rebuild

I can't believe the board today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away
How long...
How long must we play this card
How long, how long...
'cause tactic...there can be just one
this game...

Opened silver silver turn one and two
engine pieces are a dead end street
But I don't hit five turn three and four
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

rebuild, Bloody rebuild
rebuild, Bloody rebuild
rebuild, Bloody rebuild

And the battle's just begun
There's many lost, but tell me who has won
The trench is dug within the piles
And engines, slogs, big money games
Torn apart

rebuild, Bloody rebuild
rebuild, Bloody rebuild

How long...
How long must we play this card
How long, how long...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFM7Ty1EEvs
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #119 on: December 24, 2013, 09:28:57 am »
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Suitable to Christmas...


Province in the hand everywhere I look around
Province in the hand every turn and every round
and I don't know if I'm being lucky
don't know if I'm being skilled
but it's something that I must be hoping
and it's not there after taking my prize


Province in the hand, Province in the hand oh oh oh

...
Merry X-Mas to everyone!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #120 on: December 29, 2013, 11:38:00 pm »
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I can't figure out what Christmas song this is...
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #121 on: December 30, 2013, 02:19:43 am »
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I can't figure out what Christmas song this is...

Love is in the air
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #122 on: January 08, 2014, 01:32:44 pm »
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Venture time
C'mon grab your cash
We want your Copper
in the trash
Rake in points
and win, it's true, man
The chain will never end!
Venture time
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #123 on: June 10, 2014, 07:48:48 pm »
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How many edge cases have to be given before they are no longer edge cases?

Depends on the board.

How many Provinces must there be left, to Upgrade King's Court from your hand?
How many trashers must be on the board, before you can ignore Expand?
Yes and how cheap must all of the engine parts be, before you will play Contraband?

The answer, my friend, depends on the kingdom.
The answer depends on the kingdom.

How many villages should your deck have, before buying terminal three?
How many turns must you build up your deck, before you should buy some VP?
Yes and how many times can we explain Potion costs, with advanced complex group theory?

The answer, my friend, depends on the kingdom.
The answer depends on the kingdom.

How many green cards must be in your deck, before you should purchase a Scout?

Never buy Scout. Never.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #124 on: December 04, 2014, 01:36:06 pm »
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Not a Masterpiece (hurr hurr) but anyhow:


Boys and Girls of varying skill
wouldn't you like to play something chill?
Play with us and you will see
this our strategy Village-Smithy.
Village-Smithy! Village-Smithy!
Play then draw till your deck has gone.
Village-Smithy! Everything else is shitty
(except Torturer cause Curses multiply the fun!)
+2 A!
+3 C!
In our strategy Village-Smithy.


Song: This is Halloween
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