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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #75 on: June 26, 2013, 10:15:34 pm »
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I can't get no satisfaction,
I can't get no satisfaction,
But I try,
And I try,
And I try,
And I try,
I can't get no!
I can't get no!

When I'm playing a Pro Game,
And there's Young Witch in the Kingdom,
But the Bane pile is all Silver.
But it can't be the Bane 'cause I still can see,
A second pile of Silver there.

I can't get no,
No no no.
Hey hey hey!
That's what I say!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #76 on: June 27, 2013, 01:44:36 am »
+7

« Last Edit: June 27, 2013, 01:51:17 am by Piemaster »
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #77 on: June 27, 2013, 04:22:11 am »
+5

If you're buying a critical mass of moats to counter witch, then yes, you might have 99 problems.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #78 on: June 27, 2013, 05:40:19 am »
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Festival/Moat engine.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #79 on: June 27, 2013, 03:06:44 pm »
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I can't help but hear scatting in my head whenever I play Taxman.
Damn you.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2013, 03:13:59 pm »
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Festival/Moat engine.

Playing a Festival follow by a Moat is the same as playing a Grand Market, so clearly this is a very strong strategy!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2013, 03:44:13 pm »
+1

In Base-only games vs Witch, it's not too shabby.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2013, 03:51:34 pm »
+7

I got my first real Kings Court
bought it at the market square
played it with my mountebanks
in such a game that is not fair

me and some guys from school
played a game and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Judy got maaaad
I should´ve known we´d never get far.

Oh when I look back now
This game seemd to last forever
And if i have the skill
Oh i allways wanna win there

Those were the best turns of my life
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2013, 03:56:47 pm »
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In Base-only games vs Witch, it's not too shabby.

It can be decent in other cases too.  I believe there is a thread somewhere about Stef or Marin (or maybe even WW) playing a Festival-Moat engine.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2013, 04:08:25 pm »
+1

In Base-only games vs Witch, it's not too shabby.

It can be decent in other cases too.  I believe there is a thread somewhere about Stef or Marin (or maybe even WW) playing a Festival-Moat engine.
I was involved - I think I played against it. In a video? Against Marin, in the long string of games where he crushed me?

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2013, 04:53:04 pm »
+3

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time

If you said "good game" to me today
There would still be Rabbles left to play
What else can I do
I'm stalling out 'cause of you
I've seen no actions for the longest time
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #86 on: June 27, 2013, 05:14:41 pm »
+3

We built this City
We built this City
on I-ron-works
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2013, 05:35:12 pm »
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Fortress, always believe in your Fortress,
You're indestructible, always believing
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2013, 05:50:22 pm »
+3

We built this City
We built this City
on I-ron-works

I think you're cheating.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #89 on: June 27, 2013, 05:54:07 pm »
+4

Well, he could be on the Highway to Hell... or the City gets built up as other piles are emptied by Ironworks.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2013, 08:23:44 pm »
+3

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna play dominion
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna play dominion
Just get me to Goko put me on a game
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....
Just put me in a cafe, get me on the web
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna play dominion
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna play dominion
Just put me in a armchair get me to the game
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go...
Just put me in a armchair...
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna play dominion
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna play dominion
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna play dominion
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #91 on: June 28, 2013, 09:11:57 am »
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or the City gets built up as other piles are emptied by Ironworks.

That's what i meant.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #92 on: June 28, 2013, 09:27:39 am »
+2

Once upon a time there was a Chapel
That i used to trash a card or two
Remember how i laughed away your cursers
Think of all the shuffles i would do

Those were the games my friend
This one it never ends
My hand was green and purple all the day
No trasher i could chose
All junkers you set lose
Those were the games
Oh yes those were the games

From your side there came Familiar laughter
I bit my tounge i want to call you names
Curses are now gone, but i am wiser
Your Cultist says there's plenty left to gain

Those were the games, my friend...
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #93 on: June 28, 2013, 04:19:37 pm »
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In Base-only games vs Witch, it's not too shabby.

It can be decent in other cases too.  I believe there is a thread somewhere about Stef or Marin (or maybe even WW) playing a Festival-Moat engine.

Every time I post a meme it turns into a strategy discussion.  You would think I would learn by now.

http://forum.dominionstrategy.com/index.php?topic=1204.msg29104#msg29104
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #94 on: June 28, 2013, 05:56:19 pm »
+7

This is not the greatest card in the world
This is just Tribute
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #95 on: June 29, 2013, 10:27:51 am »
+1

If you go for junkers, I tell you I've a plan
You give junk, move junk, it's all the same to me
My treasures are in play, I know exactly what to pay.
I can play for speed, the only card I need is
The Jack Of All Trades
The Jack Of All Trades

Drawing up to 5 cards, trashing in the middle
Going for the gold, it's all a game to me
Spying on the top, silver gaining too
Need no fancy trick, cantrips I can skip.
The Jack Of All Trades
The Jack of All Trades

This strategy can lose, and choking is for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I'll have time to play another

Sorry babe,
I don't want any peddlers

Buying up some more green, we're getting to turn fourteen
Read'em and weep, the 8$ hand again.
It almost makes you cry, your engine couldn't fly
The only white you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Jack Of All Trades
The Jack Of All Trades
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #96 on: July 10, 2013, 01:11:01 am »
+2

Paradise- "Feodum"

When she was just nine old
She expected the gold
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
Dreamed of feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
Every time she closed her eyes
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

When she was just nine old
She expected the gold
But it flew away from her reach
And the silvers catch in her teeth

Life goes on
It gets so sloggy
The saboteur breaks the weak engine
Every curse, a waterfall
In the night, the sloggy night
She closed her eyes
In the night, the sloggy night
Away she'd fly.

And dreamed of feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

She dreamed of feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

La la la La
La la la

So lying underneath those sloggy skies.
She said oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
I know the silver must buy to gain.

This could be feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
This could be feo-feo-feodum
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

This could be feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
Could be feo-feo-feodum
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

This could be feo-feo-feodum
feo-feo-feodum
Could be feo-feo-feodum
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #97 on: September 07, 2013, 05:12:56 pm »
+1

Just realized this in Blue Orchid by The White Stripes:

You got a reaction
You got a reaction, didn't you?
You took a white orchid
You took a white orchid turned it blue

Get it? Hint: it involves dogs
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #98 on: September 08, 2013, 01:51:38 pm »
+6

I thought combos were only true in Marin tales...
Meant for someone else, but not for me...
What's the use of playing...
That's the way it seemed...
Disappointment haunted all my Schemes...

THEN I TRASHED MY RATS
NOW I'M A BELIEVER
RAKING IN
VP, COINS AND CARDS
I'M IN LOVE
oooooooaaahhhhhhhhh
I'M A BELIEVER I COULDN'T LOSE NOW IF I TRIED

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #99 on: December 11, 2013, 09:52:56 am »
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Since "Three Pilin'" was mentioned in another thread; I think this thread needs to come back.
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