If you go for junkers, I tell you I've a plan
You give junk, move junk, it's all the same to me
My treasures are in play, I know exactly what to pay.
I can play for speed, the only card I need is
The Jack Of All Trades
The Jack Of All Trades
Drawing up to 5 cards, trashing in the middle
Going for the gold, it's all a game to me
Spying on the top, silver gaining too
Need no fancy trick, cantrips I can skip.
The Jack Of All Trades
The Jack of All Trades
This strategy can lose, and choking is for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I'll have time to play another
Sorry babe,
I don't want any peddlers
Buying up some more green, we're getting to turn fourteen
Read'em and weep, the 8$ hand again.
It almost makes you cry, your engine couldn't fly
The only white you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Jack Of All Trades
The Jack Of All Trades