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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2013, 12:56:19 pm »
+2

Note to self: do not recruit on F.DS for pop song lyricists.

"Cause baby you're a WOODCUTTER!
Come on, show 'em what you're worth!"

"$2?"
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2013, 01:13:21 pm »
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You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
My VP couldn't get much higher
 
Come on baby, trash my Squire
Come on baby, trash my Squire
Make some Goons out of my... Squire
 
The time to hesitate is through
The game is right down to the wire
Try now you can only lose
And your Swindler make your funeral pyre
 
Come on baby, trash my Squire
Come on baby, trash my Squire
Make some Goons out of my... Squire!!  Yeah
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2013, 04:04:15 pm »
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Dominion Filk Contest!!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2013, 04:23:16 pm »
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Note to self: do not recruit on F.DS for pop song lyricists.

"Cause baby you're a WOODCUTTER!
Come on, show 'em what you're worth!"

"$2?"

Wouldn't

"Baby you're an Ironworks!
Come on, show em what you're worth!
Make em go +1 +1 +1
As you suck up the Great Hall Hall Halls!"

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2013, 04:39:56 pm »
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And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like drawing Tunnel, with your Spy
It's a free Peddler, with just one buy
It's the Squire without Attacks in the Supply
Who would've thought... it figures
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2013, 04:54:16 pm »
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Not a parody, but still appropriate:
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2013, 05:59:13 pm »
+5

Dominion Pie


Bye bye the base set spy
Not so cool now that pools with which you can scry
Vagrant is good, $2 ain't high
With 4 bucks there's better to buy
With 4 bucks there's better to... Buy

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2013, 06:05:33 pm »
+1

Dominion Love Story

Chancellor, take me
Somewhere we can be alone
I love you, who cares
If you're not that good

I talked to the inn,
he'll shuffle you back in

It's a woodcutter,
baby just plus... buyyyy.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2013, 03:31:55 am »
+6

Scout, Scout, leave it all out
This is a card I can do without
Come on, you never draw green, come on
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2013, 07:25:57 am »
+2

Golden Deck, Go-old (wah, wah, wah) (x3)
Don't need reshufflin', my hand - ain't goin' nowhere
Bishop (come trash 'em, my Bishop)
Look at that score, endgame's begun
Estates all gone and the Coppers too-o-oo...
(Come trash 'em, my Bishop)
Just one Province, trashed, and then
Just replacin' it, buy it back again...
(Golden Deck, Go-old, wah, wah, wah... come trash 'em, my Bishop)
Last turn I made it,
Trashin' my Chapel and buyin' a Prov'.
Bishop (come trash 'em, my Bishop)
Shuffle luck, no, I ain't got time
Never look back, each turn I score fi-i-ive (come trash 'em, my Bishop)
I'll keep playing Bishop now, cause, what the heck
Nothing's gonna beat me with my - Golden De-eck!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2013, 08:13:02 am »
+6

I heard that you
Played Ghost Ship
Guess the turn I planned I'll just
Have to skip

I heard that your
Saboteur just found
All my sixes and
All my fours

I hate to put all my treasure back on my deck but I didn't have a moat, couldn't block it, I hope on your next turn you won't draw your stupid ghost ship and this game. It isn't over.

Never mind I'll buy
Something for $2
I want nothing in my deck
But two-oos
 
Play your Tort'rer, I beg
Cause at least that one says
Sometimes you lose your hand
But sometimes you're cursed instead.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2013, 08:16:31 am »
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And isn't it ironic... don't you think

No, otherwise we'd talk about the Irony Brian meme.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2013, 11:22:25 am »
+8

this only works if you pronounce it the french way and not the anglicized way...

young witch! i'm not worried bout you - i said
young witch! you don't give me the blues - there's a
way to! escape cursing attacks, but you've
GOT
TO
HAVE
the
bane card

young witch! there's no curse in the land, i said
young witch! take a look at my hand! because
next turn! i'll be drawing three cards, cause
i've got
PAWN
DUKE
GOLD
and cop-per...

and i'm revealing my
MEN-AG-ER-IE (it's fun to reveal a)
MEN-AG-ER-IE
In this game it's the bane! do i make myself plain?
it's like moat except not as lame!

it's fun to reveal a
MEN-AG-ER-IE (etc.)


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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2013, 11:50:45 am »
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And isn't it ironic... don't you think

No, otherwise we'd talk about the Irony Brian meme.

Alanis Morisettes song Ironic is the most Ironic thing I can ever think of
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2013, 12:17:34 pm »
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12 Cards in Alchemy
11 piles with Young Witch
10 points from Colony
9 coins for Platinum
8 is too much for Peddler
7 I'll take King's Court
6 Goons or Go-old?
FIIIIIIIIVE  RUUUUU-UUUUUU-IIINNNNNNNNNNZ
Four Golds from Treasure Map
Three ways to Steward
Two Coppers with Cache
And a Masquerade pin... FUCK YOU I QUIT

I have to give props just for using Dominion cards to justify the numbers.

And also, rage quit.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2013, 01:31:46 pm »
+1

I found this on Boardgame Geek.  It is by Hipper Than Thou and I can't give any better attribution at the moment because BGG is down as I post this.

http://www.interactivitiesink.com/dominion.mp3

Edit: BGG is back up!  Here's the geeklist with all the songs: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/66405/the-voices-in-my-head-a-musical-geeklist
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2013, 02:11:15 pm »
+10

Ok, time for some GaGa.

I wanna trash em' like they do in Chapel decks
Draw and send my bad cards out like they're bad checks (I love it)
Soon I'll have my deck trimmed down and you'll have my Estates
And then I'll buy King's Court and Goons and I'll set you straight

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
My cards I'll pass and your cards I'll trash
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
My cards I'll pass and your cards I'll trash

Can't block my
Can't block my
No you can't block my Masquerade
(Doesn't count as an attack card)

Can't block my
Can't block my
No you can't block my Masquerade
(Doesn't count as an attack card)
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2013, 05:54:21 pm »
+2

Curse in my deck, and you're to blame
Young witch you give lo-ove a bad name.

Four coppers is what you cost
You promise me two cards but make me discard.
Lots of curses clog my deck
I need a remodel or a re-remake

O-o-oh there's an extra card
O-o-oh I will buy the bane
Beggar can't save me
I'll buy one more Moat!

Curse in my deck, and you're to blame
Young Witch you give lo-ove a bad name.
I played my card and you showed your bane
Young Witch you give lo-ove a bad name.

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2013, 07:26:22 pm »
+2



I'm pulling the Tourn'ment from Scrying with Pools
I Workshop a Garden, with Gold from my Fools
Graverob a Chancellor out of the trash
Pearl Diver drive 'er and topdeck my Stash

Sifting through the Copper with Cartographer-ese
To roll with them Swindles, Spice Merchant I seize
I Torture the Throned Feast whose Bishop decreeds
And Spies on his cohorts, atop Trusty Steeds

{AAH AAHS AND INSTRUMENTAL BREAK}

Begg' mah Rogue, mat again, Grand Markets too
Kings in the Courter, Goonsin' for you
Chapel Post, Horse Traded, Saboteur Rat
Laugh when they Loot you, say "Please don't draw that"

Controlled three-pilers can't be sought
The Isotropic starts to rot
Was it for this my Dukes I bought?
Maybe so... and maybe not

{REPEAT AND JAM TO FINISH}
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2013, 02:35:03 pm »
+4

And now, some Gilbert and Sullivan:

Oh, better far to run them out
When virtual money's not around
To play this foul and odious card
With a pirate head and a pirate heart

I'll play it now to trash your Gold.
And hope that this won't get too old
For I'll be true to this power trip
And live and die a Pirate Ship

For I'm spamming Pirate Ships!
(He is, he's spamming Pirate Ships)
And it is, it is, a dubious strat to spam those Pirate Ships!

For I'm spamming Pirate Ships!
(He hopes that treasure he will flip)
For it is, it is, a dangerous strat to spam those Pirate Ships!
(It is, hurrah for the Pirate Ships, Hurrah for the Piraaaaaaaate Ships.)

And when the King's Court is in play,
I play this card in an easier way
I trash a few more Coppers its true
Then a tactical player ought to do

But many a Champion on isotropic,
If he wants to brag in a forum topic
Must manage somehow to come to grips
With my mighty KC'd Pirate Ships!

(Repeat Chorus)
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2013, 03:32:22 pm »
+1

And now, some Gilbert and Sullivan:

+1 is not enough, so I just found 10 of your posts elsewhere to +1 as well  :)
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2013, 03:59:22 pm »
+16

"I Schemed a Scheme"

I Schemed a Scheme in turns gone by
When hope was high
And hands worth playing
I Schemed so my deck would never die!
I Schemed so shuffle luck would be forgiving

But the Curses come left and right
With their clogging worse than Looters
As they tear your deck apart
And they cause your engine to fail

I played a Scheme so my hand would be
So different from this junk I'm holding!
So different now from what I Schemed
Now Minion has killed the Scheme, I Schemed
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2013, 04:03:11 pm »
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"I Schemed a Scheme"

I Schemed a Scheme in turns gone by
When hope was high
And hands worth playing
I Schemed so my deck would never die!
I Schemed so shuffle luck would be forgiving

But the Curses come left and right
With their clogging worse than Looters
As they tear your deck apart
And they cause your engine to fail

I played a Scheme so my hand would be
So different from this junk I'm holding!
So different now from what I Schemed
Now Minion has killed the Scheme, I Schemed

Why must I be limited to a single +1???
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2013, 05:30:23 pm »
+5

We Didn't Start the Curse War

Witch, Sea Hag, Torturer;
Young Witch and Followers.
Familiar, Jester, Embargo;
Now my deck is way too slow.
Swind-ler, Mountebank;
My score is going to tank.
How now can I stand,
I draw Lookout with Curse in hand.
IGG, Ambassador, I can't take it any more!

We didn't start the Curse war.
They were always flying and our deck's been dying.
We didn't start the Curse war.
Yes we got Moated while our deck got bloated.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2013, 06:37:11 pm »
+6

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stable stable

chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel
stable stable

chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel
stable stable

chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel

Witch! A Witch, oooh its a witch!
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