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Dominion song parodies
« on: January 06, 2013, 08:25:28 pm »
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2013, 09:27:11 pm »
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"Hey, I just bought Goons, and this is crazy

Reveal Watchtower and topdeck maybe"

fits the meter better, I think.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2013, 10:03:55 pm »
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"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2013, 10:08:07 pm »
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"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."

There's no "maybe" to that top-deck.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2013, 03:44:47 am »
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"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."

"Five Nomad Camps in hand collided so bad"
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2013, 03:51:43 am »
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"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."

"Five Nomad Camps in hand collided so bad"

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
FIVE NOMAD CAMPS
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2013, 04:02:31 am »
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FOUR GOLDS ON DECK
THREE COPPERS IN HAND
TWO RUINS TO TRASH
AND A PRINCESS IN A PEAR TREEEEEE
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2013, 05:50:56 am »
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FIIIIIIIIVE GOLDS ON DECK
<insert 4 here>
THREE COPPERS IN HAND
TWO RUINS TO TRASH
AND A PRINCESS With A Dutccccccchy

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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2013, 05:56:06 am »
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Four cost villages, three card hands?
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2013, 06:06:07 am »
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FIIIIIIIIVE GOLDS ON DECK
<insert 4 here>
THREE COPPERS IN HAND
TWO RUINS TO TRASH
AND A PRINCESS With A Dutccccccchy

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Wow, how do you manage to get 5 Golds on your deck? (I used Treasure Maps.)
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2013, 06:23:43 am »
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Shuffle luck
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2013, 06:24:05 am »
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Or discarded 5 tunnels with a watchtower in hand?
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2013, 07:27:00 am »
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"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."

"Five Nomad Camps in hand collided so bad"

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
FIVE NOMAD CAMPS

Our family has a German version on an international Christmas carols record. The German line there is "Fünf Füllhörner" (five Horns of Plenty). So for our kids, Dominon is associated with this song ever since Cornucopia came out.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2013, 08:32:51 am »
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"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."

"Five Nomad Camps in hand collided so bad"
Maybe your opponent plays Minion for the draw.  All is good and right with the world.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2013, 03:27:11 pm »
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"Hey, I just bought you, and this is crazy,
But you're Nomad Camp, so top-deck maybe."

There's no "maybe" to that top-deck.

Well, then you could always reveal a Trader, choosing to gain a Silver instead.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2013, 03:34:59 pm »
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12 Cards in Alchemy
11 piles with Young Witch
10 points from Colony
9 coins for Platinum
8 is too much for Peddler
7 I'll take King's Court
6 Goons or Go-old?
FIIIIIIIIVE  RUUUUU-UUUUUU-IIINNNNNNNNNNZ
Four Golds from Treasure Map
Three ways to Steward
Two Coppers with Cache
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2013, 06:01:32 pm »
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Note to self: do not recruit on F.DS for pop song lyricists.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2013, 07:21:32 pm »
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12 Cards in Alchemy
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7 I'll take King's Court
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2013, 09:50:09 am »
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Deck the halls with horns of plenty Cornucopialalalala...
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2013, 09:54:29 am »
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Away in the menagerie, no duplicates in his hand....
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2013, 10:06:05 am »
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OK, guys.  Guys.  Guys?  Christmas was two weeks ago.  Please no more Christmas carols.
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2013, 10:07:17 am »
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OK, guys.  Guys.  Guys?  Christmas was two weeks ago.  Please no more Christmas carols.

But Christmas is only 350 days away!
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Re: Dominion song parodies
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2013, 12:32:57 pm »
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Oh God.  Did you have to remind me? I was just cruising along, basking in the done-ness of it for another year, and this comes up. Sigh.
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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2013, 12:36:38 pm »
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Oh God.  Did you have to remind me? I was just cruising along, basking in the done-ness of it for another year, and this comes up. Sigh.

Perhaps your heart is just 2 sizes too small. ;)
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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2013, 12:51:48 pm »
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Thanks. :-[
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