More seriously:
Otto v. Bismarck (Age II)
Each idle worker evens out the lack of two happy faces. An opponent turning down a pact offered by you loses as many military actions on his next turn as the age of the pact card. You may introduce new government technologies only peacefully.
Background: v. Bismarck was known a) for introducing sth which you 'mericuns would call Obamacare now, along with compulsory pension funds, all to appease the populace "or else they are going to see the socialist mountebank", b) for outlawing socialism and c) for wielding the balance of powers in the oligopoly which was Europe. After he was retired German diplomacy quickly descended into what became WWI.