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Re: STAR WARS
« Reply #75 on: November 15, 2012, 10:54:20 pm »
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SO I've mathematically determined the best possible plot for Star Wars VII:

The entire thing takes place in the Galactic Senate chamber and chronicles the minutia of a trade dispute between the Ewoks and the Gungans. The only established character from the franchise is Jar Jar Binks, who has been made Chancellor.

Wouldn't he be dead by then?  Murder seems the most likely situation, but old age would require him to be dead, also.

Obviously a mysterious person hired the Kaminoans to create a clone army of Jar-Jars and keep them on ice.
Also, Jar-Jar is made of midichlorians.
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« Reply #76 on: November 16, 2012, 01:33:55 pm »
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Supposedly they want to release 2 to 3 star wars films a year starting in 2015
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Re: STAR WARS
« Reply #77 on: November 16, 2012, 01:43:23 pm »
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Supposedly they want to release 2 to 3 star wars films a year starting in 2015

I think its the other way around.  1 star wars film, every 2-3 years, starting in 2015. 

2-3 films / year == giant boner.
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« Reply #78 on: November 16, 2012, 01:44:08 pm »
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Re: STAR WARS
« Reply #79 on: November 16, 2012, 01:58:19 pm »
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I have a bad feeling about this
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« Reply #80 on: November 16, 2012, 02:00:32 pm »
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I'm extremely optimistic. 

The option to watch a star wars movie is better than no option. 

A star wars movie doesn't need to be a blockbuster.
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Re: STAR WARS
« Reply #81 on: November 16, 2012, 03:24:09 pm »
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Quote from: jotheonah on November 15, 2012, 08:35:01 pm
SO I've mathematically determined the best possible plot for Star Wars VII:

The entire thing takes place in the Galactic Senate chamber and chronicles the minutia of a trade dispute between the Ewoks and the Gungans. The only established character from the franchise is Jar Jar Binks, who has been made Chancellor.

Also, there's a highly technical discussion of the midi-chlorians, which is summed up by a scientist who observes, "As it turns out, there's really nothing mystical at all about the Force."

Best. Sequel. Ever.
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« Reply #82 on: November 16, 2012, 03:27:19 pm »
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The trade dispute is about medical device regulations, as they pertain to the midichlorian injectors that the Gungans want to import through Ewok space so they can make all the Gungans into Jedi.
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Re: STAR WARS
« Reply #83 on: November 16, 2012, 04:02:35 pm »
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Whats the isssue with Midi-chlorians?  (Other than the obvious "Lucas is making a Calvinball universe in which he'll invent shit whenever he wants for no reason)

I mean, if the "force" is stronger with some people than it is with others, its rational for there to be some manner of reason for it
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Re: STAR WARS
« Reply #84 on: November 16, 2012, 08:44:54 pm »
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Whats the isssue with Midi-chlorians?  (Other than the obvious "Lucas is making a Calvinball universe in which he'll invent shit whenever he wants for no reason)

I mean, if the "force" is stronger with some people than it is with others, its rational for there to be some manner of reason for it

Apparently Lucas knew about all this stuff beforehand, he just started off in the middle because that would have more action.  The Force was always midi-chlorians, just like Pluto was never a planet.
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Re: STAR WARS
« Reply #85 on: November 16, 2012, 09:12:59 pm »
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Quote from: Captain_Frisk on November 16, 2012, 02:00:32 pm
I'm extremely optimistic. 

The option to watch a star wars movie is better than no option. 

A star wars movie doesn't need to be a blockbuster.

I am too. Just not so much about 2-3 movies per year...I thought it was supposed to be 1 Star Wars film every 2-3 years.
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