Alchemist: The Claims
("I can synthesize a universal solvent! I can convert lead into gold! I have discovered the secret to eternal youth!")
Ambassador: Or Amass Bad
(That's what the card does, all right.)
Contraband: Don't Ban Car
("Aw, man! I really wanted to buy a Car!")
Embargo: Go Bar Me
("I dare you. Just put an Embargo token on Car and see what I'll do.")
Familiar: I Am Frail
(All those curses are bad for your health.)
Forge: Gofer
("Hey, you! Go get me something whose cost is exactly the sum of these other costs!")
Gardens: Dangers
(All those geese wandering around the gardens biting people, for example.)
Great Hall: All Gather
(Plenty of space in the hall for everyone.)
Hamlet: Thelma
("Hey hon, what can I do for you? One action and one buy? Sure thing, hon, I'll just need two cards.... Have a nice day, now.")
Harem: Am Her
(...and her, and her, and her...)
Minion: No, I'm In!
(Those four new cards are in a hurry to push out your old hand.)
Native Village: At All I've Given
(...You're going to give it back now, right?)
Saboteur: Beat Sour
(How you feel when your opponent King's Courts it on you.)
Spice Merchant: The Nice Cramps
(What you feel when you draw it with no Coppers.)
Transmute: Turns Meat
(...into Gold? Or maybe into a Duchy?)
Treasure Map: Me, A Trap? Sure!
(Sure!)
Tribute: Rebut It
("I hereby intend to prove that when your opponent plays Tribute it does not, in fact, hurt you.")
Woodcutter: To Crude Two
(They're sawing that tree pretty crudely, anyway.)
