This guy is walking down the street, and he passes a guy going the other way who has an orange for a head. He thinks to himself that if he doesn't ask why this guy has an orange for a head, it will annoy him forever. So he chases after this guy and says "Excuse me for asking, but why have you got an orange for a head?"
"Well," the gentleman replies, "it's a really funny story actually. One day I was walking through town minding my own business and this Genie pops up out of nowhere, and says I can have three wishes. So I thought about it for a while, and for my first wish I asked for $100 million. The Genie then snapped his fingers and told me to go and check my bank account and then disappeared. So I went and checked it, and lo and behold there it was just over $100 million in my account. Then the Genie pops up again and says "What is your 2nd wish?" Not being a very big hit with the ladies, I decided to ask for 10 women on call at any hour of the day to fulfil my every sexual need. "Done" says the Genie, and disappears into thin air. When I got home I was greeted by 10 beautiful women who immediately ripped my clothes off and begin to pleasure me in ways I never imagined. Later on that day the Genie pops up once again and says, "Right, only one more wish left, what will it be?" Realizing this was my last wish, I thought long and hard... and after 20 minutes of silence I said, "Can I have an orange for a head?"
