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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #100 on: September 27, 2014, 06:21:37 am »
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #101 on: September 27, 2014, 11:41:16 am »
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Misled is when you take someone some direction by making them think something else, so they make the choice willingly under the false pretense.  Mislead is when you hit someone over the head with a pipe and drag them the direction you want them to go.
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #102 on: September 27, 2014, 11:46:55 am »
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Yeah, it's really awful to make you click more stuff so we can get paid, poor you.  ;D

Yes, poor me. I would rather pay for the content outright rather than waste my time by clicking, clicking, clicking..... It would increase privacy, too. As a libertarian I thought you would appreciate wanting to not be tracked and mislead just to read an article for "free".

But when I read those articles anyway, I guess the anti-joke is on me.

Aaaaargh! It's "misled"! "Lead" is not like "read"! The past tense of "lead" is "led", and the past tense of "mislead" is "misled"! Goddamit, people! Get it right!

He was just trying to mislead us.
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #103 on: September 27, 2014, 12:03:17 pm »
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Does anyone else miss lead? It used to be in everything.
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #104 on: September 27, 2014, 12:09:10 pm »
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Does anyone else miss lead? It used to be in everything.

No. Even tiny amounts of lead have been found to be incredibly toxic and detrimental to brain chemistry.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #105 on: September 27, 2014, 12:10:33 pm »
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Yeah, it's really awful to make you click more stuff so we can get paid, poor you.  ;D

Yes, poor me. I would rather pay for the content outright rather than waste my time by clicking, clicking, clicking..... It would increase privacy, too. As a libertarian I thought you would appreciate wanting to not be tracked and mislead just to read an article for "free".

But when I read those articles anyway, I guess the anti-joke is on me.

Aaaaargh! It's "misled"! "Lead" is not like "read"! The past tense of "lead" is "led", and the past tense of "mislead" is "misled"! Goddamit, people! Get it right!

Typo, sorry.

I'm also sorry for flying off the handle. I'm not mad at you, Polk. I've just been seeing this everywhere on the internet recently. Everybody misspells "led".
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #106 on: September 27, 2014, 12:13:25 pm »
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Yeah, it's really awful to make you click more stuff so we can get paid, poor you.  ;D

Yes, poor me. I would rather pay for the content outright rather than waste my time by clicking, clicking, clicking..... It would increase privacy, too. As a libertarian I thought you would appreciate wanting to not be tracked and mislead just to read an article for "free".

But when I read those articles anyway, I guess the anti-joke is on me.

Aaaaargh! It's "misled"! "Lead" is not like "read"! The past tense of "lead" is "led", and the past tense of "mislead" is "misled"! Goddamit, people! Get it right!

Typo, sorry.

I'm also sorry for flying off the handle. I'm not mad at you, Polk. I've just been seeing this everywhere on the internet recently. Everybody misspells "led".

Except for guided.
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #107 on: September 27, 2014, 05:01:08 pm »
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I miss neon more than I miss led.
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #108 on: September 29, 2014, 08:25:04 am »
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Does anyone else miss lead? It used to be in everything.

No. Even tiny amounts of lead have been found to be incredibly toxic and detrimental to brain chemistry.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/

The second-best contribution to the anti-joke thread.

The first being the pianist. That was a piece of work.
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #109 on: October 03, 2014, 01:57:19 am »
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread
« Reply #110 on: December 04, 2014, 02:51:56 pm »
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I am finding all of these hillarious, which is against the spirit of this thread, therefore everyone who posts something that amuses me, im going to hunt down on of your previous posts I have +1'd and then unvote it.

(I'm not really because A) that would be mean, b) it would be against the spirit of the forum, C) I'm actually just really really lazy)
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