A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender gives him a beer, stares at him, and asks:
"Sir, have you noticed that you have a ship's wheel coming out of your pants?"
And the pirate answers:
"Arrrr, it be drivin' me nuts!"
My favorite version of that joke was always:
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender gives him a beer, stares at him, and asks:
"Sir, have you noticed that you have a ship's wheel coming out of your pants?"
And the pirate answers:
"Yes, there was a terrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."